"Quite a slacker with only two complete passes in the first nine games. That's why I brought in Skyway."
--Coach--

"Brute showed the right attitude in his first game with eleven thrown blocks against Followers of the herb. Sadly none of them hit the right place but I'm still impressed and confident he's gonna do just fine in the future"
--Coach--

"Recruited from the wast land of the Norse. From the bankrupted Carangula Lowboys to be more precise."
-- Coach --

"What an exciting start with two td:s in the first game! I think we've all witnessed the birth of a new star..."
-- Coach --

"Buttkiss seized the opportunity when Cleetus failed to please me and did those extra laps at training. And look at the result! The guy can run as fast as those blitzers now. If only a few more of those knuckle-heads would follow buttkiss' fine example. I bet he's one of the more popular blokes in the locker room."
--Coach--

"Silly Jay stubbed his left big toe in our first brawl against Carnivale, and insists on doing fewer laps on training ever since. He's going week I'm afraid..."
--Coach--

"The only thing this kid seems to do really well is pick a pocket or two. A question keeps popping up in my head though: how the hell am I gonna use that skill on the pitch!?"
--Coach--

"Ned got 'signed' as useless Lefty was'nt able to produce the goods on the pitch. A geniuos move from my side so far if you ask me. Perhaps I'll let go of the hostage now, his brother should be okey... Hmm, no that would surely prove to be a mistake. I think I'll hold on to him for a while longer so Ned doesn't turn into a slacker."
--Coach--

"The worst and least valuable player on the team, I don't like him..."
-- Coach --

"Accidentally took an ageing potion instead of a Drool Aid after the win against Treehouse Warriors. I've replaced the waterboy who now regrets his lack of observation while serving as a dummy at block practice."
--Coach--