Selected 499th in the 2414 draft, Raffu has since been on the roster of 316 minor league teams – rarely making the field. Finally he was traded to the Outsiders for a bag of damp sand. Due to a skeleton walkout, Raffu has finally made it onto the field in the big leagues. His tough road was a character building experience, and he gives his off-pitch time to disadvantaged inner-city zombies.

Home-grown talent fresh from a tomb in downtown nowhere, in 2506 Korku took home a gold medal as the best undead bowling pin juggler in northern Sudan.

Upon reaching Emerging Star status, Korku was bathed with a Magic Sponge. Too much info?

“I do not take steroids, however I do cram a lot of festering horsemeat into my lower abdominal cavity. It seems to work well as I have gained 25 kg this month alone. Can you give me directions to Belmont Park ?”

”Very well said, Barukka. That’s all well and good, but I much prefer to ram the horsemeat straight into my backside. Just loosen the bandages and in it goes - I myself have gained 29 kg!”

Apart from his day job, Muthibu has written many cookbooks including "Sandcake Sweetness" and "A Man, a Bowl of Sand, and a Microwave"