A long time ago, sir dorkington strongbeard was the king of all the dorfs, he fought long and hard to fend off all the other races like the snozzbangers and the flibberity gibbets and soon the dorfs were te top race in all of Valeronearthmars IIII and never again would they be challanged until a halfling thrown by a tree went out of orbit on a planet called earth and landed on planet Valeronearthmars IIII and landed in the kings tub during bath time. the halfling said they played a game called FUMBBL and the dorfs were intrigued so sir dorkington got his best dorfs built a spaceship(they didnt have spaceships till this point because they didnt need one) and flew to earth to go play fumbbl!


HE DONT ASCARED OF NO CLAW AND IT CANT KILL HIMZ, HE DARES YOU TO TRY!!!!

he kings right hand dorf, he is truly a deceptive little sneaky dorf trying to usurp the throne he hopes to see the king die on the field so he can become the ultimate dorf leader!

Lozerman was born to be a blitzer, he just didnt know what to blitz...till now! since he was young he would blitz everything, buildings vehicles lady dorfs and always would end up getting his beard torn off. but in the new world he hopes to blitz things for the furthering of dorfs everywhere, he truly is a hero...in his own mind!

Son of the mountainpun clans leader pepsiglasses, coke strived his whole life to outdo his older brother Rootbeerglasses but never could stack up. so as a way to make a name for himself he applied to join the crew of the SS fumbbl and become the best fumbbl player ever, though he has no idea what fumbbl is!

One of 5 brothers sworn to protect the king. Thunderbeard is always stealing his....THUNDER!

One of 5 brothers sworn to protect the king, favorite color is blue, does not mix well with thunderbeard

One of 5 brothers sworn to protect the king, named after earth, which oddly enough didnt exist on his home planet?

To be like the wind, you must blow!

When he was a youth VonGoforits always went that extra 2 steps never wanting to miss out. This ended up with him always missing everything when he ended up falling down. He joined the fumbbl team to prove that he can master the art of going that extra 2 steps

Baron DeathVonroller always was into riding around in big machines, when he was just a wee laddy his father bought him a spike wheeled death roller dorfling Toy and he drove over all the nieghbors lawn gnomes. Killing and maiming many in what was to be called the great lawn gnome massacre of 207023 He soon graduated from scarvard with a degree In punishment and pain. When he heard of this thing called fumbbl he grabbed his trusty roller and drove through space itself to get to the pitch!