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Rocket
#1
Deathroller
MA
4
ST
7
AG
1
AV
10
R
0
B
20
P
0
F
1
G
5
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
3
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
11
XPP
0
SPP
11
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Break Tackle
Dirty Player
Juggernaut
Loner
Mighty Blow
No Hands
Secret Weapon
Stand Firm
Guard
From the forges on the core of the mountainhome she comes to answer his cousin dalof's call, bringing with her the traditional dwarven machinery.
"This is the biggest puch I coud smuggle out, Dalof, who do I have to run over?"

She cant remember how much she drank after inflicting 3 casualtys on Lupus Mortem on the third round of the reddit redux season 2
Chip
#2
Troll Slayer
MA
5
ST
3
AG
2
AV
8
R
7
B
61
P
0
F
0
G
14
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
4
Td
1
Mvp
0
GPP
11
XPP
0
SPP
11
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Block
Dauntless
Frenzy
Thick Skull
Mighty Blow
Chop's sister.
Awarded a a jar of the brown stuff and mixed feelings from her companions for putting out some elfy bullshit and winning the match against gantheroges's Jelly Jammers.
"And without a pint o' ale"

Started paying attention to Darim in season 1's post season after his figh defending the value of finesse.

Awarded half a barrel of ale after killing a ork lineman on the game against Manpunch and the Cardio Kings on the reddit redux season 2
"Here, have some, Darim"
 
Chop
#3
Troll Slayer
MA
5
ST
3
AG
2
AV
8
R
0
B
60
P
-8
F
1
G
14
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
2
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
4
XPP
0
SPP
4
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Skills
Block
Dauntless
Frenzy
Thick Skull
Chip's brother.

Awarded a Copper Cone Pale Ale after almost killing an elf against the Chausslin Shadows
"An aroma rich pale ale that may vary the hops, malts and even sometimes the yeast used. Typically this beer is an "over the top" pale ale with a deep copper color and loads of dry hopping going into each batch. The fresh hop aroma of this beer makes it a stand out."

Started goin out with Molly on Season 1's post season. Salir has been looking weird at him.
Horim
#4
Blitzer
MA
5
ST
3
AG
3
AV
9
R
0
B
81
P
0
F
0
G
14
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
2
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
9
XPP
0
SPP
9
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Skills
Block
Thick Skull
Mighty Blow
 
Harim
#5
Blitzer
MA
5
ST
3
AG
3
AV
9
R
16
B
62
P
0
F
0
G
14
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
1
Mvp
2
GPP
15
XPP
0
SPP
15
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Thick Skull
Mighty Blow
Lorim
#6
Runner
MA
6
ST
4
AG
3
AV
8
R
161
B
62
P
0
F
0
G
14
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
3
Td
4
Mvp
2
GPP
28
XPP
0
SPP
28
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Sure Hands
Thick Skull
+ST
Block
Awarded a cold beer after scoring the first Td of the team against Wex's Welf
re in the first round of the OrangeRed league.
"Naw lets gonna get bitches"

Had a big fight with Darim about the team's futuro táctica after Season 1
"No dwarf shall play like a tree hugger"

Awarded More beer after killing one of necronobacon's zombie on the firts match of the Reddit Redux season 2
"Told ya"
 
Darim
#7
Runner
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
131
B
22
P
1
F
0
G
14
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
0
Td
4
Mvp
2
GPP
23
XPP
0
SPP
23
Injuries
 
Skills
Sure Hands
Thick Skull
Block
Dodge
Had a fight in season 1 post season with Lorim defending finesse and got called elf lover for it
"I'll show ya assholes"

Awarded a sea of free drinks and the respect of his teammates after making some elfy bullshit alongside Tiril on the game against Manpunch and the Cardio Kings on the reddit redux season 2
"Told ya, Ogrefuckers"
Dalof
#8
Blocker
MA
5
ST
3
AG
2
AV
9
R
0
B
52
P
0
F
0
G
14
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
3
Td
0
Mvp
3
GPP
21
XPP
0
SPP
21
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Tackle
Thick Skull
+MA
Guard
He is secretly in love with Molly.
Awarded a cold jar of cave wheat beer for killing the elf Kiss The Captain's Daughter! from Nautical Imperatives in the second round of the OrangeRed league.
We also made him the captain, but he doesn't give a fuck.
"Nah wankers, a KO means no beer"

After the last match of the reddit redux season one, Lorim and Darim had a huge figh (A beer horn to the head kind of fight) and he had to stop them and decide that the tema should be bashy as tradition says.
"Coach says se dont hit hard enough, that we need heavy hitters like the chainsaw guys he paid for. But I happen to know the heavyest hitter of all"

Also his secret love has started dating Chop. He wishes them well.
"I'll be drinking if you need me"
 
Holof
#9
Blocker
MA
4
ST
3
AG
2
AV
9
R
0
B
44
P
0
F
1
G
14
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
3
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
6
XPP
0
SPP
6
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Tackle
Thick Skull
Guard
Awarded a big jar of the brown stuff after killing one of necronobacon's zombies on the firts match of the reddit redux season 2.
"BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP"
Mori
#10
Blocker
MA
4
ST
3
AG
2
AV
9
R
0
B
40
P
0
F
0
G
13
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
7
XPP
0
SPP
7
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Tackle
Thick Skull
Guard
 
Tiril
#11
Blocker
MA
4
ST
3
AG
2
AV
9
R
0
B
52
P
0
F
1
G
14
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
2
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
9
XPP
0
SPP
9
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Tackle
Thick Skull
Dodge
Awarded with a cold beer and a week at the hospital after getting the first kill of the league and getting badly wounded in the first round of the OrangeRed league against Wex's Welf
re.
"Only one beer?"

Does not support the others' attitude against finesse, has been drinking with dalof lately.
Dulli
#12
Blocker
MA
4
ST
3
AG
2
AV
9
R
0
B
37
P
0
F
0
G
13
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
2
XPP
0
SPP
2
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Tackle
Thick Skull
 
Molly
#13
Blocker
MA
4
ST
3
AG
2
AV
9
R
0
B
14
P
0
F
0
G
13
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
5
XPP
0
SPP
5
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Tackle
Thick Skull
She is in love with Chop.
Yes she has boobs. Under the beard.

At the end of the first season she manged to be brave enough to ask Chop out. He said yes!
Lolam
#14
Blocker
MA
4
ST
3
AG
2
AV
9
R
0
B
3
P
0
F
0
G
1
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Tackle
Thick Skull