Scorer of the Touchdown that won the second victory for the Jelly Jammers! Against dwarves no less! CONGRATULATIONS!

Scored a real halfling casualty, no tricks nor fouls!

Contributed to Pirouette's horrible misshapen face through liberal application of bare, hairy, dirt stained feet.

Cierel was given the entire Hotpot cooked by our master chef in celebration of scoring the teams first touchdown!

Farthing Frytup was awarded the Iron Chef medal for Aerial Excellence for the serious injury inflicted upon Crazy Legs of the Madcap Maulers.

In an almost unheard set of circumstances, Farthing has been awarded yet another Iron Chef Medal! This one was for the near death and complete dis-figuration of War Dancer Pirouette through airborne assault!

Maybe it from being thrown one too many times downfield, or maybe it's from the sheer carnage from the last two games played, but Frytup has developed a rather strange spiritual streak... a crazy spiritual streak. This has earned him the title Farthing "Fanatic" Frytup.

"And lo', as I saw Nuffles angels lay into my heathen teammates, I saw, I understood, HIS great and terrible visage! Halflings were never meant to play Blood Bowl! We were never meant to win! WE ARE HERETICS AMONG NUFFLES FLOCK AND WE ARE TO BE PUNISHED FOR OUR TRANGRESSIONS! REPENT YE LOWLY SHIREFEET, REPENT!"

- An excerpt from the book "Contemplating the True, Great and Terrible Visage of Nuffle, Volume I

Scorer of the Jelly Jammers second and third Touchdown!

Due to her new penchant for putting her spiked cleats into places she shouldn't, the team has taken to calling her the ""Baroness of Bad Times."

"The Sun is shining, the crowd is cheering, and players like you... Should be burning in hell."
- Tweefeet right before she broke a Dark elf's legs.



Third Place winner for Most Fouls in the Reddit Redux league!


Receiving such an honor fills her with determination....

Let's hope for second or even first next season!

Husband of Willow, Argyle is not what you would call a friendly treeman. While intensely devoted to his bride, his mood invariably sours whenever they part or he is forced to talk with any of his halfling teammates.

His mood worsened considerably when it was revealed they would be fighting the hated servants of Nurgle.

In fit of righteous fury, Argyle scored the first casualties for the team and left a rather large fist like impact in the team before the game was over.

Argyle has made the first real kill for the Jelly Jammers! And just in time for the off season! After Zakn Elisurden capitalized on Willows unfortunate fall and stuck a leather clad boot into her side... The ref may not have noticed but Argyle sure did! The killing blow was a beautiful, classic, slow and painful tearing in half of the would be fouler. While willow was not harmed severely and made a full recovery, Zakn, did not.

Another foul against his lovely wife happened in the game between the Jelly Jammers and the Jungle Jammers. This time resulting in Willow being badly hurt for the rest of the game! Argyle of course made sure that the blood debt was paid, and wrung out slowly and painfully.

Though he won't admit it openly, Argyle has grown increasingly worried at the amount of violence directed at his beloved and even more so at the amount of injuries she has sustained...

Rumors of him urging her to retire are abound amongst the fans of the Jelly Jammers.

Wife to the irascible and churlish Argyle, and part time rival as well.

Seeing Argyle's rather impressive performance in the first match and with her husband KOing the Fanatic within the first few moments, Willow was determined not to be outdone by her beloved. With a rather smug smile, she badly hurt two goblins and in a miraculous play, broke the legs of the Pogoer with a well thrown halfling.

"I'm not sure what I enjoyed more.." says Argyle "Seeing my dear bride, crush the disgusting greenskins beneath her supple feet, or throwing Farthing Frytup like a sack of ill kept potatoes."

"You're too kind dear..."

Continually proving that she's better at ass kicking than her beloved.

Nearly died in the match between the Jelly Jammers and Manpunch and the Cardio Kings, but managed to survive through liberal application of hedge clippers and Sap Seal*tm.

Has recently been urged by Argyle to retire, with him claiming that "that it has grown too dangerous for his precious orchard". Well worry not fans! Willow has adamantly stated that she will not be leaving the pitch anytime soon!

Especially since her husband has pulled ahead in casualties...

This situation has been rectified.