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Animal
#1
Carver
MA
5
ST
2
AG
3
AV
6
R
0
B
4
P
0
F
3
G
1
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
Skills
Chainsaw
Dodge
Right Stuff
Secret Weapon
Snuffleupagus
#2
Chaos Spawn
MA
5
ST
5
AG
2
AV
8
R
0
B
42
P
0
F
0
G
10
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
6
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
12
XPP
0
SPP
12
Injuries
n
Skills
Always Hungry
Frenzy
Horns
Loner
Mighty Blow
Regeneration
Thick Skull
Throw Team-Mate
Wild Animal
Tentacles
"Imagine we're hugging!"
Satanic Swedish Chef
#3
Carver
MA
5
ST
2
AG
3
AV
6
R
5
B
10
P
0
F
5
G
4
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
Skills
Chainsaw
Dodge
Right Stuff
Secret Weapon
"Hurdy der flerty floopin.
I shmer der floompty.
Yer shoopin flerpty der.
Bork, bork, bork!"
I shmer der floompty.
Yer shoopin flerpty der.
Bork, bork, bork!"
Sweetums
#4
Chaos Spawn
MA
5
ST
5
AG
2
AV
8
R
3
B
78
P
0
F
0
G
11
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
10
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
25
XPP
0
SPP
25
Injuries
Skills
Always Hungry
Frenzy
Horns
Loner
Mighty Blow
Regeneration
Thick Skull
Throw Team-Mate
Wild Animal
Claw
Tentacles
Sleep, Sweetums
Sweetums, lay your ugly head
Down upon your wretched bed
Close your eyes and go to sleep
Rest, you hulking heap
Sweetums is so sweet and cute
Go to sleep, you stupid brute
Nighty-night!
Sweetums, lay your ugly head
Down upon your wretched bed
Close your eyes and go to sleep
Rest, you hulking heap
Sweetums is so sweet and cute
Go to sleep, you stupid brute
Nighty-night!
Kermit the Frog
#5
Head Carver
MA
5
ST
2
AG
3
AV
6
R
43
B
21
P
0
F
0
G
10
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
3
Mvp
2
GPP
21
XPP
0
SPP
21
Injuries
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Block
Tackle
The Rainbow Connection (Hell version)
Why are there so many bones in my basement
And some of them child-sized
Humans are villains, who kill frogs for science
It's my turn to gut them alive
Who said that every knife must be cleaned and sharpened
When its used to disembowel
I use a dull blade, it's painful and messy
That's when you hear them howl
I plunge the knife in, and then pull back their skin
Oh how they struggle and plead
Then I perfom inhumane vivisections
The gushers, the screamers, and me
Laa dah da dee dah da doo, la dah da da dah dee dah doo!
Why are there so many bones in my basement
And some of them child-sized
Humans are villains, who kill frogs for science
It's my turn to gut them alive
Who said that every knife must be cleaned and sharpened
When its used to disembowel
I use a dull blade, it's painful and messy
That's when you hear them howl
I plunge the knife in, and then pull back their skin
Oh how they struggle and plead
Then I perfom inhumane vivisections
The gushers, the screamers, and me
Laa dah da dee dah da doo, la dah da da dah dee dah doo!
Miss Piggy
#6
Chaos Halfling
MA
5
ST
2
AG
3
AV
6
R
23
B
12
P
1
F
4
G
11
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
2
XPP
0
SPP
2
Injuries
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Quotes:
- Never eat more than you can lift.
- Too much exercise can damage your health!
- As far as blind dates are concerned, moi does not discriminate.
Gonzo
#7
Chaos Halfling
MA
5
ST
2
AG
3
AV
6
R
0
B
18
P
0
F
5
G
11
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
7
XPP
0
SPP
7
Injuries
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Two Heads
People of Earth, do not be alarmed!
I had that weird dream again. The one with the goat and the dwarf and the jar of peanut butter.
You see, I was contacted through my breakfast cereal, and then it was confirmed to me by the Cosmic Fish that I am definitely from outer space.
There's just one thing I still don't understand.
Why did they ask me to build a jacuzzi?
I had that weird dream again. The one with the goat and the dwarf and the jar of peanut butter.
You see, I was contacted through my breakfast cereal, and then it was confirmed to me by the Cosmic Fish that I am definitely from outer space.
There's just one thing I still don't understand.
Why did they ask me to build a jacuzzi?
Were Rowlf
#8
Chaos Halfling
MA
4
ST
2
AG
3
AV
6
R
0
B
11
P
0
F
4
G
8
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
-ma
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Time spent playing saloons in Snake City, the roughest town in the west: 3 years
His motto: Stay away from women
Daily routine: Finish work, go home, read a book, have a couple of beers, take myself for a walk, and go to bed
Often wonders: When you get shot by a pickle at close range, do you get garlic burns?
His motto: Stay away from women
Daily routine: Finish work, go home, read a book, have a couple of beers, take myself for a walk, and go to bed
Often wonders: When you get shot by a pickle at close range, do you get garlic burns?
Gruesome Grover
#9
Chaos Halfling
MA
5
ST
2
AG
3
AV
6
R
0
B
2
P
0
F
0
G
1
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Beaker of Bile
#10
Chaos Halfling
MA
5
ST
2
AG
3
AV
6
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
0
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Fozzie Bear
#11
Chaos Halfling
MA
5
ST
2
AG
3
AV
6
R
9
B
4
P
0
F
1
G
7
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
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0
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Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
"Wokka, wokka, waargh!"
Bert
#12
Chaos Halfling
MA
5
ST
2
AG
3
AV
6
R
22
B
19
P
0
F
4
G
10
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
2
Td
1
Mvp
0
GPP
7
XPP
0
SPP
7
Injuries
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Two Heads
"Oh, sure, sure. I know you. You're gonna keep on saying I'm suave and sophisticated, and then when I start to believe it, then you're gonna say what a pointy head I have, and what floppy arms I have, and how dull I am, I know you."
Ernie
#13
Chaos Halfling
MA
5
ST
2
AG
3
AV
6
R
52
B
10
P
2
F
3
G
10
Cp
2
In
0
Cs
2
Td
3
Mvp
1
GPP
20
XPP
0
SPP
20
Injuries
n
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Block
Diving Tackle
Rubber ducky, you're the one
You make bathtime lots of fun
Rubber ducky, I'm awfully fond of you
Doot doot doo da doot!
Every day when I
Make my to the tubby
I find a little fella who's
Cute and yellow and chubby
Rub-a-dub-dubby!
You make bathtime lots of fun
Rubber ducky, I'm awfully fond of you
Doot doot doo da doot!
Every day when I
Make my to the tubby
I find a little fella who's
Cute and yellow and chubby
Rub-a-dub-dubby!
The Grouch
#15
Chaos Halfling
MA
5
ST
2
AG
3
AV
5
R
14
B
12
P
0
F
1
G
7
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
2
Mvp
2
GPP
16
XPP
0
SPP
16
Injuries
-av, m
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Block
Diving Tackle
SCRAM!
Doesn't like: public television, the news, the sun, Christmas
Likes: recorded concerts on badly scratched records, commercial interruptions, saying 'No' in Spanish, angry faces in beautiful places, when landlords turn down the heat
Now, close your eyes and dream of all the wonderful trash that's yet to come.
You're still here? Hey, why don't you go read a book or something?
Doesn't like: public television, the news, the sun, Christmas
Likes: recorded concerts on badly scratched records, commercial interruptions, saying 'No' in Spanish, angry faces in beautiful places, when landlords turn down the heat
Now, close your eyes and dream of all the wonderful trash that's yet to come.
You're still here? Hey, why don't you go read a book or something?