Sick of molesting underage tortoises, the one known only as "Master Splinter" used his penchant for the martial arts to become a star Blood Bowl player. He was drafted first overall by the Hail Hydrats and is said to be the Wayne Ratzky of his time.

Hailing from the far reaches of Mouseshire is the noble and eloquent Ratrick Stewart. Known for his roles in many popular Skaven Television series, Ratrick craved a new adventure and thus began training for the Blood Bowl. As an established Skaven, Hydrat had their eyes on Ratrick for quite some time - and as they began to put together their Blood Bowl team there was no question he would be a top pick.

Following the death of Mouse MD, Hail Hydrat received a prophecy from the heavens. "THE MOUSESSIAH WILL COME FROM MARS TO LEAD YOUR TEAM TO ABSOLUTE VICTORY!", a loud voice boomed into the heads of every team member. Soon enough, while getting drunk at the local tavern Rat Skull was approached by an odd looking mouse who claimed to be from Mars. And so, Throttle, The Biker Mouse From Mars joined Hail Hydrat.

Ratthew MouseConaughey was competing in the Blood Bowl way before he got paid to compete in the Blood Bowl. He didn't do it to be cool. He didn't do it to make a statement. He just liked it.

Ellen DeGerbil - a name in Blood Bowl known through all the nations and races. At the age of 5, Ellen DeGerbil tackled an oncoming Rat Ogre into submission. At the age of 10, Ellen DeGerbil tackled the entire New England Patriots not because she wanted to win the Superbowl, but because she wanted to deny Tom Brady a Superbowl. At the age of 20, Ellen DeGerbil tackled her first lesbian love making session. At the age of 30, Ellen DeGerbil tackled the world of day time talk shows and overcame it with ease. Now Ellen DeGerbil will compete for the team Hail Hydrat! in the upcoming Claymore Cup - who can stop her?

Straight from Underwood, comes Mr. Underworld himself, the Immortal, The Incredible, Unstoppable Force, Rat Hogan! What are you going to do, brother, when Rat Hulk-a-mania runs wild on you?

Ratbert "Iron Rat" Downey Jr. was a star quarterback with the world at his fingertips. That is - until he fell hard onto a heroin needle and instantly became addicted, destroying his life for years and years. It wasn't until the leader of Hydrat, Rat Skull, discovered him selling his body for cheese that his life began to turn around. Given a newfound purpose as the star thrower for the Hail Hydrat's, Ratbert Downey Jr. has only one thing to say to the world of Blood Bowl: "I am Iron Rat".

Alvin is the lead Linemen and the oldest brother of Alvin and the Chipmunks. He wears red and his eyes are blue. His enthusiasm is boundless and his despair bottomless. The term look before you leap does not usually apply to Alvin, who is often trouble-making, impulsive, charming, and musical. The character always seems to make up harebrained schemes to get what his goal is at the time, whether it be trying to help his brothers tackle an orc, keeping Dave from figuring out his plans to destroy humanity, or getting out of a sticky situation; however, Alvin seems to refer to his often illogical or crazy plans as "challenging the ordinary".

After a crushing defeat to A Very Grave Matter, the Hail Hydrats went searching in the darkest alleys of the Skaven captial, where even the most menacing of rats were afraid to set foot. They were looking for a player unafraid to get his hands dirty, someone who could give the team the touch of darkness it needed. It was in these vile alleys that Rat Skull found Ratatouille, an underground culinary champion. While it may sound tame at first, these competitions were won not through a chefs skill, but rather their ability to poison their enemies while resisting the dirty tricks of their foes. Rat Skull watched as Ratatouille stabbed, poisoned, and strangled his way to the top of the underground culinary world. He knew he had found what he was looking for.

Glorious Leader of Hail Hydrat! Rat Skull has the power of the rat gods, which caused his skin to fall off revealing only his Rat Skull (thus his name). He will cause many people to perish, and lead his team to victory.

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