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The Pyromancer
#1
Bull Centaur Blitzer
MA
6
ST
4
AG
3
AV
9
R
54
B
19
P
0
F
1
G
3
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
2
Mvp
0
GPP
8
XPP
0
SPP
8
Injuries
 
Skills
Sprint
Sure Feet
Thick Skull
+AG
The son of Rakhak Steelfire. In the streets, he is known as "The Pyromancer" due to his tendency to burn opposing gangs. Rakhak Steelfire had enough of picking her son up from the prison cells, so she sent him to the Southern Waste League in hopes that he will stop his arsonistic behavior.
Big Rob
#2
Bull Centaur Blitzer
MA
6
ST
4
AG
2
AV
9
R
15
B
12
P
0
F
0
G
3
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
1
Mvp
0
GPP
3
XPP
0
SPP
3
Injuries
 
Skills
Sprint
Sure Feet
Thick Skull
The eldest son of Karzharr Greyears. Big Rob gained his street name through being... Well... Big. Although the name may not be frightening to you, in the streets Big Rob is a shock to the ears, even for Karzharr! Which is why Karzharr sent her son to the Southern Survivalist league; to be a frightening force on the blood bowl pitch and not in the household.
 
Coal
#3
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
MA
4
ST
3
AG
2
AV
9
R
0
B
7
P
0
F
0
G
3
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
2
XPP
0
SPP
2
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Tackle
Thick Skull
Coal is one of two sons of the blocker Thathakh Firefeet. Coal is the best friend of The Pyromancer and his partner in crime; burning anyone that gets in his way. Thathakh doesn't mind this as a killer, but she dislikes the fact that he looks up to The Pyromancer than he does to her. So she sent coal to the Southern Survivalist league in hopes that coal will gain appreciation for the sport in which she plays. Pity Rakhak sent his best mate too.
Hard Head Henry
#4
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
MA
4
ST
3
AG
2
AV
9
R
0
B
10
P
0
F
1
G
3
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
2
XPP
0
SPP
2
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Tackle
Thick Skull
Hard Head Henry is one of two children of Killer Khan. Henry earned his Hard Head when a boulder dropped on his head and he survived without a scratch. His crew admired it and it is now Henry's party trick. However, Khan does not like how this translates into his grades at school. In hopes for Henry to regain more brain cells, Khan sent his son to the Southern Survivalist league.
 
The Money Man
#5
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
MA
4
ST
3
AG
3
AV
9
R
0
B
10
P
1
F
0
G
3
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
6
XPP
0
SPP
6
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Tackle
Thick Skull
+AG
Money money money money. That's all he, and his father Leztak Bizniz care about. Being very rich he has been dubbed the money man by his crew. But he wanted more. Knowing how much his father earns in Pitch Slap he asked Leztak if he could join alongside him. Knowing that he may get a decrease of pay, Leztak refused and dumped him into the Southern Survivalist league.
Cyclops
#6
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
MA
4
ST
3
AG
2
AV
9
R
0
B
12
P
0
F
0
G
3
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Tackle
Thick Skull
Cyclops was given his street name for having one eye. Originally, he had two. However during an argument with his mother Gorgrakh Silverheart, his eye got poked out by her claw. Due to this, she lost custody of her only child. Cyclops applied for the Southern Survivalist league himself to show his mother he still loves her, even though she crippled him.
 
Vorgrahh
#7
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
MA
4
ST
3
AG
2
AV
9
R
0
B
14
P
0
F
0
G
3
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Tackle
Thick Skull
Vorgrahh is the second child of Thathakh Firefeet. Vorgrahh came up with his own nickname because it sounded cool. However, his crew thinks otherwise and he is often bullied for it, so much so that he goes home and cries to his mother nightly! Coach mushoomy advised Thathakh to send her son to the Southern Survivalist league to toughen him up and so she can get better sleep.
Ghost
#9
Hobgoblin
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
7
R
0
B
1
P
0
F
2
G
3
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
5
XPP
0
SPP
5
Injuries
 
Skills
Ghost is the son of the Pitch Slap hobgoblin Wixard Kneebub. He gained his nickname due to his pale white skin. This is due to him not going outside, often sleeping in Wixard's household as he can not afford his own. Wizard sent Ghost to the Southern Survivalist league in hopes to get him more vitamin D and to kick him out of the house.
 
Sweety Pie
#10
Hobgoblin
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
7
R
7
B
3
P
0
F
0
G
3
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
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Skills
Don't trust his street name, Sweety pie isn't sweet whatsoever. Sweety pie is the adopted child of Agile Andrew, and it is rumored that Andrew is tortured by his son. Because of this, Sweety pie has lots of street cred. Agile Andrew did not like this, so he sent his son to the Southern Survivalist league, where he'd get beaten into a sweet pie.
Triclops
#11
Hobgoblin
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
7
R
0
B
1
P
0
F
1
G
3
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
5
XPP
0
SPP
5
Injuries
 
Skills
Triclops has three eyes...
 
Skinny Pete
#12
Hobgoblin
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
7
R
0
B
4
P
-1
F
0
G
3
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
1
XPP
0
SPP
1
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Skills
Skinny Pete is known for being the skinniest gangster in the deserted isles. Pete is often associated in heists; picking locks with his thin fingers, as well as dealing warpstone in the streets. His father, Beezle Buffo has tried to talk him out of these crimes and has sent Pete to Rehab many times to no prevail. In a final desperate attempt, Beezle has sent Pete to the Southern Survivalist league.