In a chequered career to date, the only Aggravation displayed openly is by the coach. Although he claims to have learnt to dodge from elves, everyone else wonders why he can never dodge the fists that he seems to attract.

A pygmy of immense skill, he is adept at all the traits considered most attractive in the breed - he is quite short and incomprehensible.

An exponent of the ankle tap, Horace is usually found asleep in the shade. During, before and after each game.

McFly has the rare ability of total concentration - whatever takes his fancy takes all of his concentration - he is quite fascinated by grass, the sky, and the crowds, but has yet to focus for long enough on the game for anyone to determine if he has any aptitude for it.