Journal Entry:

Day One: The Humans have yet to realise I am in fact an elf, bloody idiots probably wouldn't see their toes in the morning either. No matter, my banishment will not be the end of me. I'm going to get these bumbling fools to victory even if I have to throw and recieve to myself.

Day Two: We lost to halflings. HALFLINGS! These fools are incapable of even beating up people half their size!

Day Three: We lost to my secret brothers, the dark elves. They almost put my backout, and these damned humans couldn't even put them to sleep for any longer then a second. Fortunately one of there number, some bighead named "Jaime" is starting to show signs he might know which end of the ball is which and he seems to have an arm. Maybe I won't have to throw to myself after all.