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Tom Hurtinz
#1
Mummy
MA
3
ST
5
AG
1
AV
9
R
10
B
29
P
0
F
0
G
6
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
3
GPP
15
XPP
0
SPP
15
Injuries
 
Skills
Mighty Blow
Regeneration
Guard
A mighty, although slightly stale giant with an eternal and insatiable hunger for cruellers. It seems he is also a gentle giant, managing to achieve 0 casualties inflicted in the entirety of the Spoiler's first season. Still, GWN fans' love of caffiene, fat and sugar outweighed their hatred of pacifists, with Tom winning the Ruby Heart.

Ruby Heart S1 (Most MVPs)
Payne Gretzky
#2
Wight Blitzer
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
0
B
6
P
0
F
0
G
1
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
2
XPP
0
SPP
2
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Regeneration
Team Captain. Some argue he was once the best hockey player of all time, but centuries of rotting under a boulder at the bottom of Lake Deadmonton have severely diminished his abilities.

He was re-killed dodging away to sack a ballcarrier in the final seconds of a match vs. Dinosaur Park, although Coach Orkblud resurrected him immediately after the loss. The damage was done however, with severe brain damage wiping out all Payne's memories once again.
 
Murk Messier
#3
Mummy
MA
4
ST
6
AG
1
AV
9
R
0
B
39
P
0
F
1
G
6
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
4
Td
0
Mvp
2
GPP
18
XPP
0
SPP
18
Injuries
 
Skills
Mighty Blow
Regeneration
+MA
+ST
Sadly, almost all of Murk's brains were consumed by snow crabs during his time being dead. A small colony of them still nest in his skull cavity to this day. While the strongest, fastest mummy to take to the pitch in the GWN, he has yet to display the ability to retain skills or display any tactical sense thanks to his debilitating condition.
Scario LePieux
#4
Wight Blitzer
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
12
B
34
P
0
F
1
G
6
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
3
Td
1
Mvp
0
GPP
9
XPP
0
SPP
9
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Regeneration
Tackle
Some species of particularly rank algae has thoroughly infested whatever remained of Scario's body. Eau de rotting corpse combined with fishy green slime makes him a favourite for hungry seagulls who frequent bloodbowl pitches, a small flock of them always hovering nearby over his head.
 
Don Scary
#5
Zombie
MA
4
ST
3
AG
2
AV
8
R
0
B
3
P
0
F
0
G
5
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Regeneration
Amazingly, Don emerged from the murky depths of Lake Deadmonton completely undecayed - protected even in death by his magical uniform, sewn from an enchanted chesterfield.
Moldy Howe
#6
Zombie
MA
4
ST
3
AG
2
AV
8
R
0
B
6
P
0
F
3
G
6
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Regeneration
Only known player to have completed the Moldy Howe Hat Trick - lose a limb, rend a limb from an opposing player, and beat another player to death with said limb - all in the same match.
 
Andy Moogre
#7
Zombie
MA
4
ST
3
AG
2
AV
8
R
0
B
4
P
0
F
2
G
6
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Regeneration
Jari Buried
#8
Skeleton
MA
5
ST
3
AG
2
AV
7
R
0
B
4
P
0
F
7
G
6
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
2
XPP
0
SPP
2
Injuries
 
Skills
Regeneration
Thick Skull
Once a crazed norseman renowned for his vicious crosschecks, Jari's flesh was completely stripped by snow crabs, leaving him literally a skeleton of his former self. Only sheer lust to once again hook and slash his opponents off the pitch now binds his moldy bones together.

Holds the GWN league record for 5 fouls in a game by a player (all coming in a single half).
Wooden Whistle, S1 (most fouls)
 
Goner McDavid
#9
Ghoul Runner
MA
7
ST
3
AG
3
AV
7
R
37
B
5
P
-1
F
2
G
5
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
0
Td
2
Mvp
0
GPP
7
XPP
0
SPP
7
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Sure Hands
Paul Coffin
#10
Zombie
MA
4
ST
3
AG
2
AV
8
R
0
B
5
P
0
F
1
G
5
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
2
XPP
0
SPP
2
Injuries
 
Skills
Regeneration
 
Dead Smelfour
#11
Ghoul Runner
MA
7
ST
3
AG
3
AV
7
R
80
B
6
P
0
F
0
G
6
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
2
Mvp
0
GPP
6
XPP
0
SPP
6
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Block
Tripped on the goal line attempting to score the first ever Spoilers TD.



Tied with 'Little Ripper' and Irvin Eggthief for most yards rushed in season 1 with 80, but the Boot went to the rat with only 5 matches played.
Robert Goldspike
#12
Zombie
MA
4
ST
3
AG
2
AV
8
R
0
B
5
P
0
F
1
G
4
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Regeneration
Bobby the Rat was hired by the Leechlake Lemmings to play for one match versus Deadmonton, but was unfortunately slain and corrupted by the necromantic spell which animates all the Spoilers, rising again to join their putrid ranks.
 
Tombstony Esposito
#13
Zombie
MA
4
ST
3
AG
2
AV
8
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
1
G
1
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Regeneration