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Rhod Gilbert
#1
Ogre
MA
5
ST
5
AG
2
AV
9
R
0
B
88
P
0
F
0
G
26
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
6
Td
0
Mvp
2
GPP
22
XPP
0
SPP
22
Injuries
 
Skills
Bone-head
Loner
Mighty Blow
Thick Skull
Throw Team-Mate
Guard
Stand Firm
After out bashing a Dwarf team the Jokers gain Rhod for the team. He said upon joining the team "So I found it natural to play on the back foot, as if the crowd had me pinned in the corner and I was a kid lashing out at all these bullies around me."

For killing a human lino (on another team) he was awarded a Spa treatment. Afterwards all he could say was "A spa hotel? It’s like a normal hotel, only in reception there’s a picture of a pebble."

He got an MVP for acting as a good road block in a 3-0 win mirror match. He got a flaming battenburg tattoo to celebrate this achievement and can now assist the team more with it's blocking.

Killed a thrall and when asked if he had anger issues he remarked "Last year I punched a shop assistant over the duvet tog-rating system and went berserk over a mince pie. I am stung by accusations that I over-react."
Eddie Izzard
#2
Blitzer
MA
7
ST
4
AG
3
AV
8
R
77
B
306
P
0
F
0
G
34
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
15
Td
3
Mvp
5
GPP
65
XPP
0
SPP
65
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
+ST
Mighty Blow
Stand Firm
Tackle
Killed - Zangano – a lowly goblin who got in his way. After the game he was asked his opinion and he said "I'm an Action Transvestite".

Is getting that bulky frame that is common for a proper drag act.

With his added bulk killed a dwarf blocker. Asked about how he is doing so well with his in game kills he said "Horseshoes are lucky. Horses have four bits of lucky nailed to their feet. They should be the luckiest animals in the world."

After a game where he was constantly involved in protecting the ball carrier and punching elves he learnt how to take down those dodgy gits.

Seriously injured a thrower and this helped the team find space to win 3-0. He said he hit him hard as he was a fascist, might be harsh might be true. About fascists he said "“Do you know the three rules of Fascism? Make s*** up, scream it loudly, and then kill people.”.
 
John Cleese III
#3
Blitzer
MA
7
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
0
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Billy Connolly II
#4
Blitzer
MA
7
ST
4
AG
3
AV
8
R
10
B
122
P
0
F
0
G
14
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
7
Td
1
Mvp
3
GPP
32
XPP
0
SPP
32
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
+ST
Frenzy
Mighty Blow
 
Micky Flanagan
#5
Blitzer
MA
7
ST
3
AG
4
AV
8
R
56
B
164
P
18
F
0
G
33
Cp
4
In
0
Cs
6
Td
4
Mvp
4
GPP
48
XPP
0
SPP
48
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
+AG
Dodge
Guard
Created the only highlight of the Jokers first game by killing Leglass, a dark elf renegade. When asked about this after the game he said "What you're getting is the greatest hits from the last ten years of my stand-up. That's basically it. It was a time to commit it to tape."

Smashed the ankle of a Beastman. He now has meet someone less common than himself and said “I’ve worked out what an ambiance is – it’s a night out without poor people.”
Rob Beckett II
#6
Catcher
MA
8
ST
2
AG
3
AV
7
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
1
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Catch
Dodge
 
Frankie Boyle III
#7
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
0
B
22
P
0
F
2
G
10
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
7
XPP
0
SPP
7
Injuries
 
Skills
Wrestle
Reginald D. Hunter
#8
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
13
B
97
P
0
F
11
G
32
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
3
Td
1
Mvp
2
GPP
19
XPP
0
SPP
19
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Guard
 
Keith Lemon
#9
Lineman
MA
6
ST
4
AG
3
AV
8
R
0
B
45
P
0
F
8
G
31
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
7
XPP
0
SPP
7
Injuries
 
Skills
+ST
Romesh Ranganathan
#10
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
1
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
 
Joe Lycett
#12
Catcher
MA
8
ST
2
AG
3
AV
7
R
149
B
41
P
3
F
1
G
32
Cp
2
In
0
Cs
1
Td
9
Mvp
2
GPP
41
XPP
0
SPP
41
Injuries
 
Skills
Catch
Dodge
Block
Diving Tackle
Side Step
Mild mannered Joe doesn't just manage to score touch downs but he even badly hurt a player while clearing space the maul to progress forwards, OK the other player was an elf but lets not talk about that.
Ronnie Barker
#13
Thrower
MA
7
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
239
B
42
P
21
F
0
G
23
Cp
10
In
0
Cs
4
Td
5
Mvp
2
GPP
43
XPP
0
SPP
43
Injuries
 
Skills
Pass
Sure Hands
+MA
Block
Leader
Third time lucky he got off a pass to Natan Caton who scored. Natan got two more scores in the same game to earn a hat-trick.

Managed to get the mvp for his covering play and quick running against some vamps. He has sped up his running.
 
Jo Brand
#14
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
0
B
15
P
0
F
13
G
17
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
7
XPP
0
SPP
7
Injuries
 
Skills
Kick