On the first day, there was nothing. And then Bortles created God. God looked upon the face of this being who stood above him, this quarterback of the angels, this adonis on-high, this encompassment of all that is beautiful on Bortles green earth, and he cried. Not tears of sadness no, but the eternal joy of seeing a man who can lose yards with the effortless magnitude of a dinosaur riding a dragon standing strong and proud. Blake Bortles smiled down at the small, pathetic being named 'god' he had created and granted him only a fraction of the power Bortles funnelled into his own arm for each touch down pass. Now, Bortles has passed on the role of Creator of the Universe, Omnipotent Lord of Time, in favour of the much more glamorous position of Backup Quarterback for the Las Angeles Rams/Werewolf on the Bortles Boys. Thank you, Blake Bortles, we will never forget.