Synn
Joined: Dec 13, 2004
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Feb 26, 2008 - 18:20 |
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Attention all denizens of FUMBBL. A major scandal has rocked the BloodBowl world today as a member of the Karak Norn Intelligence Service has submitted a detailed report to the Ulthuan Invitational Competition Committee.
As the report aledges, there is evidence that for the past two years, Dark Elves have been circumnavigating the rules about registration and as such have been allowed to compete in the qualifiers held on the island of Uluthan (Light).
The "Karak Report" as it is being known, includes a list of all known Dark Elf teams competiting on the BloodBowl Ranked circuit. What this means for the upcoming Ulthuan Invitational remains to be seen.
We promise to keep you updated on this huge scandal.
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Emphasy
Joined: Jun 14, 2004
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  Posted:
Feb 26, 2008 - 18:22 |
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JEBUS!! Punish Teh DARKIES!!!! |
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Leijonet
Joined: Jul 01, 2006
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Feb 26, 2008 - 18:33 |
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Sneaky darkies eh? Who would have thought?!? Burn them! Burn them all! |
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runreallyfast
Joined: Sep 08, 2006
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Feb 26, 2008 - 18:37 |
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Entarion Shiningbright Ulthuan, a spokesman for the High Council of Uluthan, has denied any possible wrongdoing in past seedings, but promised to see about forming a steering committee to look into the matter of appointing a qualified elven noble to investigate the matter.
He stressed, however, that the Uluthan Council could not be expected to act on the mere word of a dwarf, and that it was absurd to suppose that high elves were not far more qualified than any dwarf, however diligent, in determining who was worthy to set foot on the sacred isle. |
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spubbbba
Joined: Jul 31, 2006
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Feb 26, 2008 - 18:44 |
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I'd go 1 stage further.
Take Dwarfs and Ogres (who are neutral rather than evil) out of Dark and swap them into light whilst taking Dark Elves out of light and putting them in dark.
That way there would be 10 races in light and 11 in Dark.
From a fluff point of view the current split makes no sense, and if it's supposed to be "Bashy" and "Fragile" then Goblins skaven and vamps should be really be in light. |
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JanMattys
Joined: Feb 29, 2004
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Feb 26, 2008 - 18:47 |
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I signed the petition too.
If I made some mistake, please some wiki freak edit it for me. |
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Meech
Joined: Sep 15, 2005
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Feb 26, 2008 - 18:49 |
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THIS JUST IN!!!!
Spubbbba Proposes Vampires and only Vampires move to the light division.
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vamps should be really be in light.
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EVIDENCE!! |
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Andrelas
Joined: Aug 02, 2007
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Feb 26, 2008 - 18:50 |
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Meech wrote: | THIS JUST IN!!!!
Spubbbba Proposes Vampires and only Vampires move to the light division.
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vamps should be really be in light.
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EVIDENCE!! |
Light? Hmm a Vamp at sunlight.. |
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Skolopender
Joined: Jun 17, 2006
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Feb 26, 2008 - 18:54 |
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Goblins should be swapped with the Flings. Cheaper on the food budget... We live of scraps! |
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DreadClaw
Joined: Nov 17, 2003
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Feb 26, 2008 - 18:57 |
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Signed, sealed, Delivered. Darkies are dark. They deserve to linger in the dark side of UI. |
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f_alk
Joined: Sep 30, 2005
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  Posted:
Feb 26, 2008 - 18:57 |
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Dwarves into Light, Darkies into Dark! |
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PeteW
Joined: Aug 05, 2005
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Feb 26, 2008 - 19:03 |
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[17:45] *** Now talking to Synn
[17:45] <Synn> yo
[17:45] Synn is Synn@c-98-212-230-90.hsd1.il.comcast.net DrFoul
[17:45] Synn on #WhiteIsle #loa #Fumbbl
[17:45] Synn using *.fumbbl.com FumbblNet
[17:45] <Synn> i need you
[17:45] <Synn> badly
[17:45] <Synn>
[17:45] <Synn> http://fumbbl.com/index.php?name=PNphpBB2&file=viewtopic&p=292379#292379
[17:45] <Synn> my next piece of evidence....
[17:45] <Synn> is your confession as a prior winner of the UI and the XFL darkies
[17:46] <Synn> i need you to admit you cheated by entering as high elves in the UI
I honestly have no idea what the crazy yank is on about... |
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shadow46x2
Joined: Nov 22, 2003
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Feb 26, 2008 - 19:03 |
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*yawn*
--j |
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pac
Joined: Oct 03, 2005
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Feb 26, 2008 - 19:05 |
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PeteW wrote: | I honestly have no idea what the crazy yank is on about... |
Denial is the first stage …
… but the interrogation techniques of the Dwarves of Karak Norn will have the truth from you soon!
Fetch the comfy chair! |
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Borgen
Joined: Sep 06, 2005
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  Posted:
Feb 26, 2008 - 19:12 |
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This is just a ploy by those who have played and lost to the mighty dark elves and/or coach a dwarf team. Stop this racist fearmongering now!! |
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