pizzamogul
Joined: Jun 13, 2005
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Jun 19, 2008 - 02:06 |
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Jason put the keys into the lock... but the door was already cracked open. "That's odd. I must not have pulled it closed behind me when I left?" The hinges creaked as he pushed it open and he was startled by a group of people standing in his living room. "Mom, Dad... Father Shadow!?! What are you doing in my apartment? And who are you?" Jason questioned the stranger standing beside his parents.
"Jason," Father Shadow was first to speak, "this is an intervention." He held his hands out as if he was trying to give a hug from across the room.
"We love you, honey!" Mom interjected.
"Millie," scolded Dad, "don't interrupt!"
"An interv... what!?!" Jason was stunned and stumbled to find the right words to express his disbelief. "But... I don't have a problem..."
"Jason," said the stranger in a soft voice, "my name is Gus. I'm with Elves Anonymous and I know what you're going through 'cause I've been there myself. Smacks, Majors... even," the stranger swallowed and took a deep breath, "birthday Speed-Freak Challenges." Gus looked down, "I'm not proud of what I've done, but I understand what you're goi..."
"What!" Jason cut him off. "What? This is about my elves? Are you all nuts???" He was becoming furious now.
Father Shadow tried to calm him down. "Jason, my son. We're here because we care about you!" The Father put his arms around Jason's parents - Mom wiped tears from the corners of her eyes. "Perhaps a prayer would put us all in the right frame of mind," Father Shadow closed his eyes and held out his open palms. <i>"Oh, Great Nuffle. You giveth the double-pow and taketh away again with the double-one. We know it is not our skill which brings us success, but your will to allow us to triumph. Help poorest Jason to overcome these trying times an..."</i>
Jason startled them all with a shreik. "Trying times? The only thing that's being tried here is my patience! I have a mind to foul you all!!!" He turned and stormed for the door.
"Jason, wait!" Gus called to him. "Think about what you're doing to your parents!"
"I'm not the one with the problem, they are!" Jason screamed back over his shoulder. "You're all a bunch of nutjobs... you better be gone when I get back!" Jason turned and stood in the doorway.
"Son," called his Dad with pain in his voice, "where are you going?"
"You know where I'm going? I'm going to go sign up for the next season of the E.L.F.! That's where I'm going. And there's nothing you can do to stop me!!!" Jason slammed the door behind him.
Mom began to sob uncontrollably. "There, there." Comforted Father Shadow. "Everything will work itself out in the end." He patted her gently on the shoulder.
"I've seen this before," said a dejected Gus shaking his head. "My-oh-my, the E.L.F... Sometimes you just have to hit bottom before you can come to your senses!"
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The #1 MetaGroup on Fumbbl is getting ready to kick off yet another great season!
Season XVII: Begins at 12:01 am BBtime June 21st, 2008 and ends promptly at Midnight BBtime August 31st, 2008!
Check out the E.L.F. league page for more information or to join up (with any elf race).
New coaches are welcome! |
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PurpleChest
Joined: Oct 25, 2003
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i was that man.
First i just tried a little DE. What harm can it do i thought? All my firends were doing DE and i wanted to be as cool as them.
But DE are just 'gateway' elves. soon i was mainlining Woodies and chasin 'the pro'.
At my worst i got so bad i was smacking and minoring with anything ag4 i could lay my hands on. It wasn't enough to simply PASS the ball, oh no, i had to dodge and stall. i was even trying an occasional block.
But im better now. with EA and the 'dainty little steps(12)' im clean. im back on bash and feeling fine.
Im so good i can drop some elves into the ELF. no problem. i can handle it. It'll be alright, i am now in control, it'll just be one or two games.
I can handle it.
I can.
I.......
exeunt (to the sound of prancing) |
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pizzamogul
Joined: Jun 13, 2005
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Jun 19, 2008 - 14:41 |
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Already 5 new teams signed up:
- Texan [ R] Phasers Set To Fabulous 276 Dark Elf
- Subhedgehog [ R] True North Demagogues 200 Dark Elf
- DanTitan76 [L] Bolton Wonderelf 147 Elf
- DanTitan76 [L] Kings of Twilight 122 High Elf
- valenswift [ R] Even Truer Flights 127 Wood Elf
Don't miss out with your elf team! |
_________________ "Don't expect mercy."
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Purplegoo
Joined: Mar 23, 2006
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Jun 19, 2008 - 14:47 |
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\o/
Which of my Elves aren't already members again.... Those ones! *Applies* |
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Hero164
Joined: Jan 20, 2007
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Jun 19, 2008 - 14:56 |
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runreallyfast
Joined: Sep 08, 2006
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Jun 19, 2008 - 15:07 |
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My Dark Constellations have signed up as well.
Although, I must say, it hardly seems fair to me that y'all are shamelessly cherrypicking your SKILLS. Surely a truly well-rounded ELF team ought to demonstrate flexibility not only by playing all races but by doing so with a well-rounded team, not just a bunch of faceless foresty blodgers? |
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Hero164
Joined: Jan 20, 2007
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Jun 19, 2008 - 15:19 |
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pizzamogul
Joined: Jun 13, 2005
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Jun 20, 2008 - 02:47 |
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Four more brave teams step up to meet the challenge:
- PurpleChest [ R] Pretty Petal Purples 175 Elf
- Topper [ R] True Retribution 236 Dark Elf
- somertown [ R] Oh Boy! Woodies 100 Wood Elf
- somertown [ R] Last of the True Believers 175 Elf
Not long to wait now, get in while the gettin' is good! |
_________________ "Don't expect mercy."
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pizzamogul
Joined: Jun 13, 2005
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Jun 20, 2008 - 02:49 |
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Hero164 wrote: | can anyone tell me how to put one of those cool tables in your bio. |
Here's a version of the bio table that Mnemon made a little bit user friendly for the html challenged:Quote: | <table width="100%" border="1" bordercolor="#FFFFFF" cellpadding="2" cellspacing="1" bordercolordark="#000000"><!--
--><tr align="center" valign="middle"><!--
--> <th bgcolor="#FFFF00" colspan="12"><!--
--> <font color="#000000">E.L.F - Opponent Team Categories - Season XVII</font><!--
--> </td><!--
--> </tr><!--
--> <tr align="center" valign="middle" bgcolor="#FFFF00"><!--
--> <th><!--
--> <font color="#000000">Category</font><!--
--> </th><!--
--> <th width="40px"><!--
--> <font color="#000000">Race</font><!--
--> </th> <!--
--> <th><!--
--> <font color="#000000">Points</font><!--
--> </th><!--
--> <th width="40px"><!--
--> <font color="#000000">Race</font><!--
--> </th><!--
--> <th><!--
--> <font color="#000000">Points</font><!--
--> </th><!--
--> <th width="40px"><!--
--> <font color="#000000">Race</font><!--
--> </th> <!--
--> <th><!--
--> <font color="#000000">Points</font><!--
--> </th><!--
--> <th width="40px"><!--
--> <font color="#000000">Race</font><!--
--> </th><!--
--> <th><!--
--> <font color="#000000">Points</font><!--
--> </th><!--
--> <th width="40px"><!--
--> <font color="#000000">Race</font><!--
--> </th> <!--
--> <th><!--
--> <font color="#000000">Points</font><!--
--> </th><!--
--> <th><!--
--> <font color="#000000">Total Points</font><!--
--> </th><!--
--> </tr><!--
--><!-- Category A start --><!--
--> <tr align="center" valign="middle"><!--
--> <th bgcolor="#AAAA66"><!--
--> <font color="#000000">Cat A (Brutal)</font><!--
--> </th><!--
--> <!-- Dwarves --><!--
--> <td><!--
--> <img src="http://www.nicklovick.co.uk/01_Fumbbl/BB7/images/dlongbeard1b.gif" alt="Dwarf" /><!--
--> </td><!--
--> <td><!--
--> <!-- Enter Score against Dwarves below --><!--
--> <!--
--> </td><!--
--> <!-- /Dwarves --><!--
--> <!-- Chaos Dwarves --><!--
--> <td><!--
--> <img src="http://www.nicklovick.co.uk/01_Fumbbl/BB7/images/cddwarf1b.gif" alt="Chaos Dwarf" /><!--
--> </td><!--
--> <td><!--
--> <!-- Enter score against Chaos Dwarves below --><!--
--> <!--
--> </td><!--
--> <!-- /Chaos Dwarves --><!--
--> <!-- Khemri --><!--
--> <td><!--
--> <img src="http://www.nicklovick.co.uk/01_Fumbbl/BB7/images/kmmummy1b.gif" alt="Khemri" /><!--
--> </td><!--
--> <td><!--
--> <!-- Enter score against Khemri below --><!--
--> <!--
--> </td><!--
--> <!-- /Khemri --><!--
--> <!-- What follows: Unused Cells, skip --><!--
--> <td> </td><td> </td><td> </td><td> </td><!--
--> <!-- Continue --><!--
--> <!-- Points Category A --><!--
--> <td><!--
--> <!-- Enter total points for Category A below --> <!--
--> <!--
--> </td><!--
--> <!-- /Points Category A --><!--
--> </tr><!--
--><!-- /Category A--><!--
--><!-- Category B--><!--
--> <tr align="center" valign="middle"><!--
--> <th bgcolor="#BBBB66"><!--
--> <font color="#000000">Cat B (Strong)</font><!--
--> </th><!--
--> <!-- Chaos --><!--
--> <td><!--
--> <img src="http://www.nicklovick.co.uk/01_Fumbbl/BB7/images/cwarrior1b.gif" alt="Chaos" /><!--
--> </td><!--
--> <td><!--
--> <!-- Enter score against Chaos below --><!--
--> <!--
--> </td><!--
--> <!-- /Chaos --><!--
--> <!-- Orc --><!--
--> <td><!--
--> <img src="http://www.nicklovick.co.uk/01_Fumbbl/BB7/images/oblitzer1b.gif" alt="Orc" /><!--
--> </td><!--
--> <td><!--
--> <!-- Enter score against Orc below --><!--
--> <!--
--> </td><!--
--> <!-- /Orc --><!--
--> <!-- Ogre --><!--
--> <td><!--
--> <img src="http://www.nicklovick.co.uk/01_Fumbbl/BB7/images/ogre1b.gif" alt="Ogre" /><!--
--> </td><!--
--> <td><!--
--> <!-- Enter score against Ogres below --><!--
--> <!--
--> </td><!--
--> <!-- /Ogre --><!--
--> <!-- Undead --><!--
--> <td><!--
--> <img src="http://www.nicklovick.co.uk/01_Fumbbl/BB7/images/uwight1b.gif" alt="Undead"><!--
--> </td><!--
--> <td><!--
--> <!-- Enter score against Undead below --><!--
--> <!--
--> </td><!--
--> <!-- /Undead --><!--
--> <!-- Pact Teams --><!--
--> <td><!--
--> <img src="http://www.nicklovick.co.uk/01_Fumbbl/BB7/images/cbeastman1b.gif" alt="Pact Teams"><!--
--> </td><!--
--> <td><!--
--> <!-- Enter score against Pact Teams below --><!--
--> <!--
--> </td><!--
--><!-- /Pact Teams --><!--
--><!-- Points Category B --><!--
--> <td><!--
--> <!-- Enter total points for Category B below --> <!--
--> <!--
--> </td><!--
--> <!-- /Points Category B --><!--
--> </tr><!--
--><!-- /Category B --><!--
--><!-- Category C --><!--
--> <tr align="center" valign="middle"><!--
--> <th bgcolor="#CCCC66"><!--
--> <font color="#000000">Cat C (Average)</font><!--
--> </th><!--
--> <!-- Amazons --><!--
--> <td><!--
--> <img src="http://www.nicklovick.co.uk/01_Fumbbl/BB7/images/amblitzer1b.gif" alt="Amazons" /><!--
--> </td><!--
--> <td><!--
--> <!--Enter score against Amazons below --><!--
--> <!--
--> </td><!--
--> <!-- /Amazons --><!--
--> <!-- Humans --><!--
--> <td><!--
--> <img src="http://www.nicklovick.co.uk/01_Fumbbl/BB7/images/hblitzer1b.gif" alt="Human" /><!--
--> </td><!--
--> <td><!--
--> <!-- Enter Score against Humans below --><!--
--> <!--
--> </td><!--
--> <!-- /Humans --><!--
--> <!-- Norse --><!--
--> <td><!--
--> <img src="http://www.nicklovick.co.uk/01_Fumbbl/BB7/images/nblitzer1b.gif" alt="Norse" /><!--
--> </td><!--
--> <td><!--
--> <!-- Enter score against Norse below --><!--
--> <!--
--> </td><!--
--><!-- /Norse --><!--
--> <!-- Nurgle's Rotters --><!--
--> <td><!--
--> <img src="http://www.nicklovick.co.uk/01_Fumbbl/BB7/images/rtrotter1b.gif" alt="Nurgle's Rotters" /><!--
--> </td><!--
--> <td><!--
--> <!-- Enter score against Nurgle's Rotters below --><!--
--> <!--
--> </td><!--
--> <!-- Unused Cells below. Skip. --> <!--
--> <td> </td><td> </td><!--
--> <!-- Continue --><!--
--> <!-- Points Category C --><!--
--> <td><!--
--> <!-- Enter total points for Category C below --> <!--
--> <!--
--> </td><!--
--> <!-- /Points Category C --><!--
--> </tr><!--
--><!-- /Category C --><!--
--><!-- Category D --><!--
--> <tr align="center" valign="middle"><!--
--> <th bgcolor="#DDDD66"><!--
--> <font color="#000000">Cat D (Elf)</font><!--
--> </th><!--
--> <!-- Dark Elves --><!--
--> <td><!--
--> <img src="http://www.nicklovick.co.uk/01_Fumbbl/BB7/images/deblitzer1b.gif" alt="Dark Elves" /><!--
--> </td><!--
--> <td><!--
--> <!-- Enter score against Dark Elves below --><!--
--> <!--
--> </td><!--
--> <!-- /Dark Elves --><!--
--> <!-- High Elves --><!--
--> <td><!--
--> <img src="http://www.nicklovick.co.uk/01_Fumbbl/BB7/images/heblitzer1b.gif" alt="High Elves" /><!--
--> </td><!--
--> <td><!--
--> <!-- Enter score against High Elves below --><!--
--> <!--
--> </td><!--
--> <!-- /High Elves --><!--
--> <!-- Pro Elves --><!--
--> <td><!--
--> <img src="http://www.nicklovick.co.uk/01_Fumbbl/BB7/images/epblitzer1b.gif" alt="Pro Elves" /><!--
--> </td><!--
--> <td><!--
--> <!-- Enter score against Pro Elves below --><!--
--> <!--
--> </td><!--
--> <!-- /Pro Elves --><!--
--> <!-- Wood Elves --><!--
--> <td><!--
--> <img src="http://www.nicklovick.co.uk/01_Fumbbl/BB7/images/weblitzer1b.gif" alt="Wood Elves" /><!--
--> </td><!--
--> <td><!--
--> <!-- Enter score against Wood Elves below --><!--
--> <!--
--> </td><!--
--> <!-- /Wood Elves --><!--
--> <!-- Unused Cells below. Skip. --><!--
--> <td> </td><td> </td><!--
--> <!-- Continue. --><!--
--> <!-- Points Category D --><!--
--> <td><!--
--> <!-- Enter total points for Category D below --> <!--
--> <!--
--> </td><!--
--> <!-- /Points Category D --><!--
--> </tr><!--
--><!-- /Category D --><!--
--><!-- Category E --><!--
--> <tr align="center" valign="middle"><!--
--> <th bgcolor="#EEEE66"><!--
--> <font color="#000000">Cat E (Odd)</font><!--
--> </th><!--
--> <!-- Necromantic --><!--
--> <td><!--
--> <img src="http://www.nicklovick.co.uk/01_Fumbbl/BB7/images/ngolem1b.gif" alt="Necromantic" /><!--
--> </td><!--
--> <td><!--
--> <!-- Enter score against Necros below --><!--
--> <!--
--> </td><!--
--> <!-- /Necromantic --><!--
--> <!-- Lizardmen --><!--
--> <td><!--
--> <img src="http://www.nicklovick.co.uk/01_Fumbbl/BB7/images/lmsaurus1b.gif" alt="Lizardmen" /><!--
--> </td><!--
--> <td><!--
--> <!-- Enter score against Lizardmen below --><!--
--> <!--
--> </td><!--
--> <!-- /Lizardmen --><!--
--> <!-- Skaven --><!--
--> <td><!--
--> <img src="http://www.nicklovick.co.uk/01_Fumbbl/BB7/images/skrunner1b.gif" alt="Skaven" /><!--
--> </td><!--
--> <td><!--
--> <!-- Enter score against Skaven below --><!--
--> <!--
--> </td><!--
--> <!-- /Skaven --><!--
--> <!-- Stunties --><!--
--> <td><!--
--> <img src="http://www.nicklovick.co.uk/01_Fumbbl/BB7/images/goblin1b.gif" alt="Stunties" /><img src="http://www.nicklovick.co.uk/01_Fumbbl/BB7/images/halfling1b.gif" alt="Stunties" /><!--
--> </td><!--
--> <td><!--
--> <!-- Enter score against ONE of the Stunty Races below --><!--
--> <!--
--> </td><!--
--> <!-- /Stunties --><!--
--> <!-- Vampires --><!--
--> <td><!--
--> <img src="http://www.nicklovick.co.uk/01_Fumbbl/BB7/images/vampire1b.gif" alt="Vampires" /><!--
--> </td><!--
--> <td><!--
--> <!-- Enter Score against Vampires below --><!--
--> <!--
--> </td><!--
--> <!-- Points Category E --><!--
--> <td><!--
--> <!-- Enter total points for Category E below --> <!--
--> <!--
--> </td><!--
--> <!-- /Points Category E --><!--
--> </tr><!--
--><!-- /Category E --><!--
--> <tr valign="middle" align="center"><!--
--> <td bgcolor="#FFFF00" colspan="9"><!--
--> <i>(Season XVII of E.L.F June 21, 2008 - Aug 31, 2008)</i><!--
--> </td><!--
--> <!-- Total Score --><!--
--> <th bgcolor="#FFFF00" colspan="2"><!--
--> <font color="#000000">Grand Total:</font><!--
--> </th><!--
--> <td><!--
--> <!-- Enter total Score below --><!--
--> <!--
--> </td><!--
--> <!-- /Total Score --><!--
--> </tr><!--
--></table> |
Copy and paste everything into your team bio and the html will magically activate and give you a place to track you scores. |
_________________ "Don't expect mercy."
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Meech
Joined: Sep 15, 2005
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  Posted:
Jun 20, 2008 - 14:39 |
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But you still have to enter the scores and calculate the scores yourself... much to my dismay.
LAZY, I WANT TO BE LAZY! |
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pizzamogul
Joined: Jun 13, 2005
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  Posted:
Jun 20, 2008 - 21:34 |
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Another pair getting in just before the starting gun sounds:
- surturiel [ R] School for Gifted Youngsters 100 Elf
- ibambe [ R] Justicia 129 High Elf
Still a couple weeks to get your experienced team into the league... but why wait?!? |
_________________ "Don't expect mercy."
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Death-Knyte
Joined: Jun 20, 2008
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  Posted:
Jun 20, 2008 - 21:53 |
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Hi
I'm a new player to online BloodBowl.
I very much like this concept concerning elves in general you have here.
Dark Elves were my favorite race for years with the board game.
Would very much appreciate someone with a little patience to get me acquainted with playing on line.
I am confident that once I am familiar with the process, that I would become a very capable coach.
Thanks for your time. |
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Reisender
Joined: Sep 29, 2007
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Jun 21, 2008 - 00:14 |
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Karond Kar Poetry is back for its second season with the following objectives:
- get more points than last season (268 or more)
- win a category
- become best Dark Elf Team
- Finish Top 3
Well, I hope they will achieve at least one of these!
Last season saw the Poetry helpless in the end, when another Dark Elf team passed them just a few hours before end of the season. |
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pizzamogul
Joined: Jun 13, 2005
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Jun 21, 2008 - 07:11 |
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A trio of terror has signed up at the start:
- CircularLogic [ R] Craving for AG4 100 High Elf
- Nemeton [ R] Nemeton's Dragon Riders 168 Elf
- cyric612 [ R] Dark Plague! 121 Dark Elf
The season just started, still time to get in! |
_________________ "Don't expect mercy."
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Hero164
Joined: Jan 20, 2007
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  Posted:
Jun 21, 2008 - 15:19 |
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Thanks for the Html...
I have one other question.
I understand that you get 10pts if your opponent is 155cr and a higher TS. Is this for every match, just once or once per race.
If its not for every match does that not mean you could just play one hard match then find the biggest ripest cherry you could find and then count that score including the +10 pts? |
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