Shepherd
Joined: Oct 28, 2004
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Aug 24, 2005 - 19:25 |
 
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I go away for two months and come back and everyone's all arrrgh blogs being surpressed team names HOLOCAUST arrgh arrgh arrgh!
Let us pause for merriment.
Thorax Skullsplitter comes home one day with a strange bird -- a black and white flightless waterfowl with a taste for fish. "What in Lord Foul's name is that?" demands his father, Borax Skullsplitter.
"It is called a PEN-GWINN," Thorax proclaims proudly. "It is an exotic animal!"
"Well, we're not having none of that in our home," Borax insists. "Tomorrow, you're going to take that thing to the zoo!"
"Aww," Thorax says.
"No arguin'" Borax shouts.
The next day, Borax leaves for a hard day of bustin' heads and stompin' elves on the Blood Bowl pitch. When he gets home and opens the door, he notices a familiar odour. "Fish!" he shouts.
So Borax stomps upstairs and kicks Thorax's door open. There's Thorax, sitting on his bed playing video games ... WITH THE PENGUIN.
"I told you to take that pen-gwinn to the zoo!" Borax hollers.
"I did!" Thorax answers. "And tomorrow we're going to the beach!"
RIMSHOT!
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Mr__Wizard
Joined: Oct 22, 2003
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Aug 24, 2005 - 19:33 |
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Shep man your a legend! |
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Captain1821
Joined: Jun 23, 2004
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Aug 25, 2005 - 04:48 |
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Nice one man! |
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ozjesting
Joined: Jan 27, 2004
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Aug 25, 2005 - 04:58 |
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You call that a joke??? Themes of animal displacement, obvious violent racisim against elves, the growing chasm in father/son relationships and a lack of communication skillls...and you expect us to laugh?!?
You are a sick and depraved man Shep and should be BANNED!
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mymLaban
Joined: Apr 20, 2004
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Aug 25, 2005 - 04:59 |
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far too long to read but ill say good one based on others replies, since they were faster to read. |
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DanTitan76
Joined: Nov 06, 2004
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Aug 25, 2005 - 05:13 |
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Cool |
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Gran
Joined: Jul 07, 2005
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Aug 25, 2005 - 13:56 |
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I'm quite disappointed. It was such a nice build-up, and come line 8 I was really hoping for something juicy, and then... then... That's not even PG13 man!
Thank´s. It was a good way to start a day. |
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