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Poll
How many of these coaches have you played?
Thanks for giving me a bunch of names for my DNP list
7%
 7%  [ 5 ]
Ive played a couple and i dont plan on doing it again
14%
 14%  [ 10 ]
Some of those guys are great, some i have on ignore
38%
 38%  [ 26 ]
Ive played most of them and ill rematch anytime
22%
 22%  [ 15 ]
Fuzzy Rainbow Death Monkeys of BRING IT ON!!!
16%
 16%  [ 11 ]
Total Votes : 67


mUst



Joined: Jan 05, 2004

Post   Posted: Apr 13, 2005 - 04:30 Reply with quote Back to top

blitzwing wrote:

The real underlying purpose of the post is, perhaps (and this is merely an interpretation), simply an attempt by the author (thrall) to throw the spotlight onto these coaches ability, which incidently includes him. Perhaps, even, to go deeper, the other coaches are just decoys for the real purpose of the forum post - to highlight thrall's coaching ability so he can wallow in the joy of being recognised publicly!



Right on, i voted some great and one on ignore, guess who?
CorporateSlave3



Joined: Feb 07, 2004

Post   Posted: Apr 13, 2005 - 04:48 Reply with quote Back to top

blitzwing wrote:

The real underlying purpose of the post is, perhaps (and this is merely an interpretation), simply an attempt by the author (thrall) to throw the spotlight onto these coaches ability, which incidently includes him. Perhaps, even, to go deeper, the other coaches are just decoys for the real purpose of the forum post - to highlight thrall's coaching ability so he can wallow in the joy of being recognised publicly!


I dunno though, the price of fame can be high...I mean, one day you're a Fumbbl coach yearning for fame, then the next there are paparazzi photos of you coked up and naked with a goat and three dwarves plastered all over the cover of the Grotty Little Newsletter under the headline: Fame and The Game Make for Strange Bedfellows!
Flynn



Joined: Aug 02, 2003

Post   Posted: Apr 13, 2005 - 06:47 Reply with quote Back to top

if you dont know why klipp trog and christer are on a list with the rest of us then you havent played the 3 of them enough
having played the 3 of them quite a bit i know them to be like minded with me on the status your opponents team should be in at the end of the game Twisted Evil

and to blitzwing, if you cant say it right the first time and you have to go change it after someone points out the flaws in your logic then you should make a new post instead of some inane attempt to make someone else look bad by having a bad comment to your new improved revised version of some kind of the truth

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Flynn



Joined: Aug 02, 2003

Post   Posted: Apr 13, 2005 - 06:48 Reply with quote Back to top

and by the way to CS3
i would have put you on this list and i think you should be and will be eventually, but i havent heard enough complaints about you in the main chat yet
GET TO THE KILLING

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blitzwing



Joined: Nov 24, 2003

Post 13 Posted: Apr 13, 2005 - 07:12 Reply with quote Back to top

Quote:
and to blitzwing, if you cant say it right the first time and you have to go change it after someone points out the flaws in your logic then you should make a new post instead of some inane attempt to make someone else look bad by having a bad comment to your new improved revised version of some kind of the truth


In response, I have two things to say here:
1. Do not question the logic of my argument; question the logic of your original post. My post was an attempt to explore the underlying meaning behind it, and i think it is quite a compelling argument. Contrary to your statement, noone has questioned my logic, yet. As to the editing, it was not as the result of flaw fixing, but as the result of simply strengthing my argument, making it clearer, and fixing spelling mistakes (thats why the edit option is there); indeed, the original direction of the argument never changed.
2. Will you accept my bet? You made no mention of this.
sk8bcn



Joined: Apr 13, 2004

Post   Posted: Apr 13, 2005 - 14:33 Reply with quote Back to top

there is no option:

-I never played them, but has nothing against playing them.
sk8bcn



Joined: Apr 13, 2004

Post   Posted: Apr 13, 2005 - 14:33 Reply with quote Back to top

shouldn't Razta be added too?
Zy-Nox



Joined: Aug 02, 2003

Post   Posted: Apr 13, 2005 - 14:40 Reply with quote Back to top

I object to that list. If you have Christer Klipp and trog on it i can assure you i will leave your team in a worse mess than them Wink.
And oh yeh i have played them numerous times, or most of them .
I think wuhan is the one i played most( or the funiest games)

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mUst



Joined: Jan 05, 2004

Post   Posted: Apr 13, 2005 - 14:53 Reply with quote Back to top

but you are also inzane zy
mstrchef13



Joined: Dec 11, 2004

Post   Posted: Apr 13, 2005 - 15:07 Reply with quote Back to top

I hope at some time in the future to be a strong enough coach with a strong enough team to be able to play against this distinguished (?) group of coaches. Unfortunately, that wasn't a poll option.
Adar



Joined: Aug 02, 2003

Post   Posted: Apr 13, 2005 - 15:13 Reply with quote Back to top

Actually I think blitzwing is right about this.

If we look at the list:

Wuhan -Famous for being one of the deadliest coaches on fumbbl.
Deathgerbil -Ditto.
Dreadclaw -Famed for having a 44/13/12 record with halflings and a positive number of casualities.
Thrall -Famed for creating this thread
paulhicks -Rather deadly coach and active in chat
Trog -Just a good coach IMO
Christer -The creator of this site, a good coach and a nice person
Mr-Klipp -Also had a hand in creating this site IIRC
buskopanz -Got a good CR

So basicly this is a list of the deadliest coaches on fumbbl, the creators of this site, some pretty good coaches and Thrall.

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Slick



Joined: Jul 03, 2004

Post   Posted: Apr 13, 2005 - 15:20 Reply with quote Back to top

I think you are all missing the point. I'll play anyone of these pansies and talk tons of trash while I'm smacking their candy @$$es down. Except for busko, playing him is just lame because he will only play your armor 7 teams which basically involves you retiring that team and making another one, wippity do. Also anytime you ask him to play your bashy team he's just like, no I don't wanna Wah! Wah! Paulhicks is the most fun to play on that list that I know of, I don't have much experience with the others, but like I said "Bring It On" you fuzzy little butt monkeys!

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Funso



Joined: Apr 05, 2004

Post   Posted: Apr 13, 2005 - 15:36 Reply with quote Back to top

Thrall, your nothing like those other players, what's with the big headedness?
Shepherd



Joined: Oct 28, 2004

Post   Posted: Apr 13, 2005 - 15:45 Reply with quote Back to top

BadMrMojo wrote:

Wow. This is just like that car race... you know... with Greased Lightning...


Thrall walks down the street with Wuhan, Deathgerbil and Paulhicks in a loose formation behind him. They're wearing battered leather jackets with a skull insignia on the back.

THRALL:
Yo, Wuhan! Gonna roll some dice tonight, man?

WUHAN:
You know it, baby!

Suddenly, Blitzwing jumps out from behind a dumpster with four or five friends. They're wearing tattered jean jackets with WINGS written across the backs in sequins.

BLITZWING:
You think you bad, baby? You ain't bad! You ain't nothin'!

Blitzwing and his crew start snapping rhytmically. Blitzwing leaps to the top of a garbage can and, flinging his arms wide, begins to sing...

THE BLITZWING SONG
When you're a ‘Wing,
You're a ‘Wing all the way
From your first double-pow
To your double-skull day.

When you're a ‘Wing,
Let 'em do what they can.
You got brothers around,
You're a family man!

You're never alone,
You're never disconnected!
You're home with your own:
When company's expected,

You're well protected!
Then you are set
With a capital W,
Which you'll never forget
Till they cart you away.
When you're a ‘Wing,
You stay a ‘Wing!

(Blitzwing and his crew do a deft shuffle, followed by a one-two rhythm routine on a dumpster. The Thrall crew looks on scornfully.)

When you're a ‘Wing,
You're the top cat in town,
You're the gold-metal kid
With the heavyweight crown!

When you're a ‘Wing,
You're the swingin'est thing:
Little boy, you're a man;
Little man, you're a king!

The ‘Wings are in gear,
Our cylinders are clickin'!
The Skulls'll steer clear
'Cause ev'ry Dorf's a lousy chicken!

Here come the ‘Wings
Like a bat out of hell.
Someone gets in our way,
Someone don't feel so well.

Here come the ‘Wings:
Little world, step aside!
Better go underground,
Better run, better hide.

We're drawin' the line,
So keep your noses hidden!
We're hangin' a sign,
Says "Visitors forbidden"
And we ain't kiddin'!

Here come the ‘Wings,
Yeah! An' we're gonna bitch
At ev'ry last buggin' gang
On the whole buggin' pitch!
On the whole ever-mother-lovin' pitch!


THRALL:
That all you got? That all you got?

WUHAN:
(Donning eyepatch)
Show 'em what you got, baby! Let's throw down!

Thrall rips off his leather jacket to reveal a tight black spandex bodysuit with a stylized blocking skull on it. His crew does likewise. They start snapping rhythmically.

THE SKULLS SONG
They told him don't you ever come around here
Don't wanna see your face, you better disappear
The fire's in their eyes and their words are really clear
So skull it, just skull it

You better run, you better do what you can
Don't wanna see no blood, don't be a foulin’ man
You wanna be tough, better do what you can
So skull it, but you wanna be bad

Just skull it, skull it, skull it, skull it
No one wants to be a dullwit
Showin' how funky and strong are your dice
It doesn't matter who's wrong or nice
Just skull it, skull it
Just skull it, skull it
Just skull it, skull it
Just skull it, skull it

(Thrall, Wuhan and Deathgerbil all moonwalk in unison, followed by Paulhicks doing the "Robot" on a piece of cardboard for about fifteen seconds.)

They're out to get you, better leave while you can
Don't wanna be a boy, you wanna be a man
You wanna stay alive, better do what you can
So skull it, just skull it

You have to show them that you're really not scared
You're playin' with your life, this ain't no truth or dare
They'll kick you, then they skull you,
Then they'll tell you it's fair
So skull it, but you wanna be bad

Just skull it, skull it, skull it, skull it
No one wants to be a dullwit
Showin' how funky and strong are your dice
It doesn't matter who's wrong or nice

Just skull it, skull it, skull it, skull it
No one wants to be a dullwit
Showin' how funky and strong are your dice
It doesn't matter who's wrong or right

Just skull it, skull it, skull it, skull it
No one wants to be a dullwit
Showin' how funky and strong are your dice
It doesn't matter who's wrong or right
Just skull it, skull it
Skull it, skull it, skull it


BLITZWING:
Yeah, that' wasn't bad. But we'll see who rolls better come League night, baby!

THRALL:
Yeah, we'll see youse there, punk! I gots a pow with your name on it, baby!

Gesturing madly at each other, both gangs retreat down their respective sides of the alley. Music swells, curtain

END ACT ONE

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Cloggy



Joined: Sep 23, 2004

Post   Posted: Apr 13, 2005 - 15:49 Reply with quote Back to top

I'm curious: how many more whiney "no one will play me" threads can we expect from you Thrall?

And I'm even more curious whether you think this kind of activity will make you more likely to get games.

If you want to get more games why not try to get a widely known reputation as a very nice coach to play against? Wink
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