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InkRose



Joined: Aug 02, 2003

Post   Posted: Aug 05, 2005 - 13:18 Reply with quote Back to top

Certamen Ad Mortem 2 (1/0/1) vs 1 (1/0/0) Belfalcon Lances

Lots of struggling in this game. It was very close all the way, even though the first half was pretty much my domination. I guess I am a bit too soft for an EMU coach, since I don't like to foul really. Anyways, he got a -av and a RIP from failed dodges right after I made my 2 cas, the RIP of which was apothed.

win, bh, rip (apothed) = 15+2+6 = 23 points.

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I am withdrawing my orcs and dwarves from EMU. They have trouble enough getting games as it is.

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Fama



Joined: Feb 09, 2005

Post   Posted: Aug 05, 2005 - 14:28 Reply with quote Back to top

Hmm. Another game. Another loss. Oh well.

Circus Mort 1 (1/1/0) vs. Bilbos Z 2 (1/0/0)

-10 for loosing, +2 for BH, +3 for MNG (apo), so -5 points. I really aren't a very good basher Sad

*EDIT* Corrected points.


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Emphasy



Joined: Jun 14, 2004

Post   Posted: Aug 05, 2005 - 17:29 Reply with quote Back to top

Girly.Inc 2 (1/1/1) vs Belgian Beer Corporation 1 (2/0/0)
http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=849429

Yay... this is my best skull so far(coachwise). Smess really gave me something to think about in this game, like getting that DP after he fouled me every chance he got 1st half and once 2nd half, then the ref woke up and put his Dp in the Corner of Shame:)

15+2+10(niggler)+6(kill apoed) = 33 Points!

Back on Track!!!
Tabby



Joined: Jul 12, 2005

Post   Posted: Aug 05, 2005 - 18:31 Reply with quote Back to top

Another in for the ladies!!!!

My opponent conceded - broken into pieces.
: http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=849491

Tabbies Charmers : TD0 2/1 niggle permanent /1 rip permanent. Bark Boys TD0 0/0/0

Although the game link shows the injuries to be 2/1/0 for me there was a permanent RIP. The other coach said he was conceding and left - before he conceded. Upon re-load we could not get the same result to have his player put in RIP. So I spoke to admin and he has had to retire the player. This is the link for that player : http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=1854647

Score=10 for concede 25 for rip 10 for niggle 4 for two BH= 49.


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Tabby



Joined: Jul 12, 2005

Post   Posted: Aug 05, 2005 - 18:36 Reply with quote Back to top

Tabby wrote:
Another in for the ladies!!!!

My opponent conceded - broken into pieces.
:http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=849491

Tabbies Charmers : TD0 2/1 niggle permanent /1 rip permanent. Bark Boys TD0 0/0/0

Although the game link shows the injuries to be 2/1/0 for me there was a permanent RIP. The other coach said he was conceding and left - before he conceded. Upon re-load we could not get the same result to have his player put in RIP. So I spoke to admin and he has had to retire the player. This is the link for that player :http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=1854647

Score=10 for concede 25 for rip 10 for niggle 4 for two BH= 49.



Ok he did not just retire his player - he retired his whole team after my match - this MUST be worth some extra points no?????? hehe
Golgomoth



Joined: Aug 02, 2003

Post   Posted: Aug 05, 2005 - 19:33 Reply with quote Back to top

Introducing stable:

Ears to Another Dead Elf!

Golgomoth: Elf Insurance Brokers
Emphasy: Girly Inc.
RagingGoblin: Unchosen
Zed: Come to Daddy

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Zed



Joined: Jun 04, 2004

Post   Posted: Aug 06, 2005 - 01:24 Reply with quote Back to top

it's true we need pts for a team who's been retired after.
Not kill them all but kill all the race.
DeathKittie



Joined: Aug 03, 2005

Post   Posted: Aug 06, 2005 - 10:01 Reply with quote Back to top

Cutie Cats 3 (3/2/0) vs 0 Red River (2/0/0)

http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=850095

Haha, my first game towards the EMU, butchered the pointy eared fools!

win (15) + 3bh (6) + 2 si mng 1 niggle unapothed ( 16) = 37 points!

Good start but im behind!!!
MiBasse



Joined: Dec 04, 2004

Post   Posted: Aug 06, 2005 - 10:11 Reply with quote Back to top

Zed wrote:
it's true we need pts for a team who's been retired after.
Not kill them all but kill all the race.


That's just pitiful. You want points for elves that didn't get hurt? If the rest of the team is retired it means that the rest of the elves are safe, right? If this is the attitude of the dreaded EMU, elves really have little to fear.

Couldn't possibly imagine the organizer to back this rediculous proposal obviously constructed by elf-lovers who don't want to see their favorite race get hurt.

Just have a grudge match to finish and the Enforcers will be ready to teach you all a little lesson or two in bad manners.
Tabby



Joined: Jul 12, 2005

Post   Posted: Aug 06, 2005 - 10:40 Reply with quote Back to top

RedFish wrote:
Zed wrote:
it's true we need pts for a team who's been retired after.
Not kill them all but kill all the race.


That's just pitiful. You want points for elves that didn't get hurt? If the rest of the team is retired it means that the rest of the elves are safe, right? If this is the attitude of the dreaded EMU, elves really have little to fear.

Couldn't possibly imagine the organizer to back this rediculous proposal obviously constructed by elf-lovers who don't want to see their favorite race get hurt.

Just have a grudge match to finish and the Enforcers will be ready to teach you all a little lesson or two in bad manners.


How wrong you are my dear friend!!!!!!! You could not be so far from the truth - now it appears I will have to explain a few things to you - a bit like explaining colours to a blind man!!!

What do you think they poncy prancing elves do? They come into Bloodbowl with their pathetic armour padded with cotton wool and run away from anything that moves!!! Then they feel elevated to a status unfitting for a retched elf when they manage to have a very poor opposition and a lucky win!!!

What were these elves doing before WE allowed them to join us on the BloodBowl pitch?

Think about it - we retire a whole team of elves - they are not safe!!!! They go back to their lives of cleaning toilets and cutting hair for a living. In the street they dare not walk out as individuals. They are too scared of the flying bricks, bottles and spam sandwiches!!!!!

Last but not least - what is more humiliating to a retched race than to have one of its teams retired and put away from the memories of BloodBowl kind for ever???? To know they could not even run away well enough on the pitch - that they had to eternally flee in terror from an opposing force!

I say GIVE extra points for a team that has been retired (especially to me as it was I who retired them Very Happy ). Any coach that sends these prancing poncies back to the street where they can be attacked by hoards of hate-mongering hooligans - geering,taunting and chucking bricks shouting "failures!!!!!!!" , deserves recognition.
DeathKittie



Joined: Aug 03, 2005

Post   Posted: Aug 06, 2005 - 11:27 Reply with quote Back to top

Cutie Cats 5 (3/2/1)vs 0 Elfos emporrados (0/0/0)


http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=850139

off too a good start!!

win (15) + 3BH (6) + 2 SI mng 1 niggle unapothed (16) + unapothed kill (25) http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=2157353 = 62 points.
Tabby



Joined: Jul 12, 2005

Post   Posted: Aug 06, 2005 - 12:15 Reply with quote Back to top

Forgot to put this game in I LOST yesterday Sad : http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=849592

Tabbies Tumblers TD0 2/1/1 (apoced rip) Fefos TD2 0/1/1 (apoced)

Score = +4+10+6 - 10 = 10
Tabby



Joined: Jul 12, 2005

Post   Posted: Aug 06, 2005 - 13:58 Reply with quote Back to top

Bad game - some bad dice but the worst was my play - my fault for this loss. : http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=850238

tabbies Charmers TD2 2/1 (apoced)/0 rivendell rangers TD4 0/0/0

loss=-10 +4+3 =-3
calon



Joined: Oct 03, 2003

Post   Posted: Aug 06, 2005 - 15:09 Reply with quote Back to top

you want a sweet WE to kill
http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=2075764
thing the owner is in emu so might be tough to get him to come out and play
CorporateSlave3



Joined: Feb 07, 2004

Post   Posted: Aug 06, 2005 - 15:57 Reply with quote Back to top

Time for Harolds of the Apocalypse to wiegh in. They were traumatized early in their career by heavy losses to elven kind, and now seek some payback on the pitch. So far, they have not been getting it Confused

GAME 1:
Harolds of the Apocalypse (1/0/0) vs Poncy Daisies (1/0/0) TIED: 2-2
Against a suitably poncy elf team the Harolds manage to eek out nothing better than a tie, and only a single BH inflicted. The Apocalypse Cheering Section landed another elf in the BH box with a large rock, but I take it this doesn't count for anything.
POINTS: 0

GAME 2:
Harolds of the Apocalypse (0/1/0) vs Delinquients (1/1/0) TIED: 1-1
Despite a nice early niggle of a witch elf, the dice RAPED the Harolds second half leaving them tied and narrowly out casualtied. Lovely. The Harolds continue to itch for the payback that is so rightously theirs...
POINTS: -15


Running Total as of 8/6/05: -15
Current Emoticons: Evil or Very Mad Confused
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