seandon12
Joined: Jan 11, 2005
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Jun 22, 2005 - 17:24 |
 
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hey, has anyone got any, im jus makin em up
here is an extremly bad one
'Why did the chicken cross the road'
'To get to the bloodbowl stadium'
Hahahaha
im sure ppl can make better ones
actually il rate all of them out of '5 laughs' like Macavity (mighty macavity leader of the forums all pay homage to him) did with his how to be a right bastard post, so everyone jus keep the joeks comin in and il rate them when i can.
For my rubbish effort il give myself 1 Laugh |
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Arktoris
Joined: Feb 16, 2004
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Jun 22, 2005 - 17:32 |
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What did the ogre say to the amazon?
"Can you give my bonehead a mighty blow?" |
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seandon12
Joined: Jan 11, 2005
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Jun 22, 2005 - 17:36 |
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LOL thats ace, il give u 3 1/2 laughs as ruleswise zons dnt have mighty blow but that joke is ace |
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Arktoris
Joined: Feb 16, 2004
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Jun 22, 2005 - 17:37 |
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Her response was, "Sure, I'll go for it."
and she did....twice. |
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Macavity
Joined: Nov 23, 2004
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Jun 22, 2005 - 17:41 |
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How many Dwarf Slayers does it take to change a lightbulb?
NONE! Slayers aren't afraid of the dark! |
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seandon12
Joined: Jan 11, 2005
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Jun 22, 2005 - 17:42 |
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LOL Clap Clap Clap, I will give u another 3 Laughs as a single joke but altogethor 4 Laughs for the 'double joke' |
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seandon12
Joined: Jan 11, 2005
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Jun 22, 2005 - 17:44 |
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Macavity as much as i prase u that was still rather poor and im afraid i can only give u 2 1/2 Laughs |
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Macavity
Joined: Nov 23, 2004
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Jun 22, 2005 - 17:47 |
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No problem, just warming up...
A nun, a leprechaun, and a blood bowl coach walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke"
P.S. I know it's lame, but.... |
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seandon12
Joined: Jan 11, 2005
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Jun 22, 2005 - 17:49 |
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bah a mere 1 1/2 laughs for that one Macavity, that was serioulsy poor |
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Mully
Joined: Aug 02, 2003
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Jun 22, 2005 - 17:59 |
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Why can't Khemri teams have children?
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They only have Mummies
Knock Knock
Whos there?
Morg?
Morg who?
Morgood jokes is what this thread needs. |
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seandon12
Joined: Jan 11, 2005
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Jun 22, 2005 - 18:00 |
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Mully il give u 3 laughs for the khemri one and -1 laugh for the 2nd one for insulting my thread =) |
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Ironik
Joined: Jun 28, 2004
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Jun 22, 2005 - 18:09 |
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Often reality goes beyond imagination...
My favoured was a match with Dark Elves vs Elves, both teams were rather novice, so they had not sure hand. Kick off. Me and the other coach passed something like three four turns trying to get the ball
After the third consecutive failed attempt from both teams the other coach commented:" this is sick"
Is it a joke?Is it the reality? NO it is Blood Bowl!
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<b>Statistic are good for politician</b> |
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Melmoth
Joined: May 05, 2004
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Jun 22, 2005 - 18:15 |
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Husband: "Hey, Marie, do you have anything you want to say before the bloobowl season starts?" |
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Arktoris
Joined: Feb 16, 2004
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Jun 22, 2005 - 18:20 |
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hehe I thought both of Mully's jokes were good. |
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Melmoth
Joined: May 05, 2004
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Jun 22, 2005 - 18:26 |
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Two guys are talking about their boss's upcoming wedding. One bloke says, "It's ridiculous, he's rich, but he's 95 years old, and she's just 24! What kind of a wedding is that?"
The other says, "Well, we have a name for it in my family."
"What do you call it?"
"We call it a bloodbowl wedding."
The first asks, "What's a Bloodbowl wedding?"
The other says, "She's waiting for him to kick off!" |
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