seandon12
Joined: Jan 11, 2005
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Jun 22, 2005 - 21:45 |
 
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Karhumies it is ok 2 laughs |
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Shintyboy
Joined: Jan 29, 2005
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Jun 22, 2005 - 22:41 |
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Two halflings celebrating staying on the pitch for a whole half get liquored up and hit a brothel. The first fling gets a bit of performance anxiety, and despite the best efforts of the girl has an ultimately unsatisfying night. On top of this he is kept awake all night by grunts and bangs coming from his mates room, serious excertion going on there. Thouroughly dejected he slopes down for breakfast nex morning and confesses his failure to his mate. The second fling looks at him and says "You think that's bad, I couldn't even get onto the bed". |
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Shintyboy
Joined: Jan 29, 2005
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Jun 22, 2005 - 22:43 |
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What do you call a treeman in the endzone?
A miracle. |
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Topper
Joined: Aug 03, 2003
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Jun 22, 2005 - 23:09 |
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Haha Shinty the first one is really fun... |
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Flynn
Joined: Aug 02, 2003
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Jun 22, 2005 - 23:26 |
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Dreadclaw |
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Karhumies
Joined: Oct 17, 2004
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Jun 23, 2005 - 00:37 |
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One of the oldest in the living rulebook...
Vampire teams suck. |
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Optihut
Joined: Dec 16, 2004
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Jun 23, 2005 - 00:47 |
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That's the first one that acutally made me laugh. Not because of the name, any other would have done fine too. A one word "blood bowl related joke" is beautiful - masterfully executed, Thrall! |
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mitzufuss
Joined: Jan 31, 2005
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Jun 23, 2005 - 00:54 |
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A Human and Skelton are both going for the ball, however it requires a GFI. Who gets the ball? The human because the Skelton didn't have the "GUTS!" to GFI.
hahaha |
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Karhumies
Joined: Oct 17, 2004
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Jun 23, 2005 - 01:04 |
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| mitzufuss wrote: | A Human and Skelton are both going for the ball, however it requires a GFI. Who gets the ball? The human because the Skelton didn't have the "GUTS!" to GFI.
hahaha |
That joke is so bad it's funny.  |
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Wukong
Joined: Nov 21, 2004
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Jun 23, 2005 - 03:07 |
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A halfling walks into a bar.
He notices that there are no other patrons, so he asks the bartender:
“Is there a big game or something?”
“No. You see that big ogre-bouncer over there? The one whose legs you walked between on your way in? He’s so glum and ferocius that he’s scaring all the customers away!
I’ll give you 500gp if you can cheer him up.”
“No problem!” says the halfling and walks over to the ogre.
He whispers something in the ogre’s ear and the ogre start to laugh so violently that he almost cracks his ribs.
The halfling gets the money and leaves.
A month later the same halfling returns to the bar. The ogre is still laughing.
The bartender recognizes the halfling and shouts:
“You! Come here! What did you do?! He’s been like this for a month! Now nobody will visit my bar because of this noise! Make him stop! You’ll get 1000gp!”
The halfling shrugs and walks over to the ogre, say something and they both leave.
When they return the ogre is quiet and grimmer than he ever was.
The bartender pays the halfling and asks:
“OK! I give up. What did you do?”
“Well, to make him laugh I said: My dick is bigger than yours!”
“And to make him stop?”
“I showed him!” |
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Nordmark
Joined: Sep 09, 2004
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Jun 23, 2005 - 03:31 |
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LOL!!! |
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SparkingConduit
Joined: Oct 28, 2003
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Jun 23, 2005 - 03:51 |
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Man, that last one is rich. |
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Wukong
Joined: Nov 21, 2004
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Jun 23, 2005 - 03:54 |
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Midgical Mastery Tour is famous for their "Doughnut" defence.
It's a big hole in it!
(Just kidding ve6neo. The Tour is cool!) |
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Wizard
Joined: Jul 09, 2004
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Jun 23, 2005 - 05:26 |
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5 laughs for thralls joke  |
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Wizard
Joined: Jul 09, 2004
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Jun 23, 2005 - 05:33 |
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Three halflings were standing on the terrace moaning that their team was losing game after game.
‘I blame the manager’ said the first 'fling ‘if he would sign eleven new treeman players we could be a great side.’
‘I blame the players’ said the second 'fling ‘if they would make some effort and lose weight they might at least score a few goals, maybe even get a casualty or two.’
‘I blame my parents’ said the third 'fling ‘if I’d been born a dwarf I’d at least be supporting a decent team!!’
Why do Vampires have no friends?
Because there all pains in the neck. |
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