PainState
Joined: Apr 04, 2007
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Feb 18, 2010 - 19:03 |
 
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The Postional Purity Movement (PPM) is a group dedicated to killing, retiring or maiming all the defilers of postional purity in the Ranked Divison. It has come to our attention that purity is about to rot away in the Black Box Divison. Which of course causes us great concern for the spread of mutation has not been contained just to the Ranked DIV.
We will use every means neccesary to restore balance to pure rosters for all the races that play the great game of Blood Bowl. For how can you trully say you are playing LRB4 if these postional mutants are all over. Are you not just playing by some "house rules" and not being "true" to LRB4! It is not fair and just that some coaches/teams get to play by their own special rules and special players and get to lord over us. That they think they are special and better CR/BWR coaches than us. It is in the end just not fun. Well we will take matters into our own hands.
We will RISE UP!!! Order must be restored the balance once again found.
The PPM is lead by Witch Hunter Brimstone and he has resources and contacts over the entire Old World. He is cunning and a fierce defender of the Light and Order. His mission in life is to muster the forces of Good to destroy all the mutants and the undesirables.
And of course all those players running around with their fancy High Elf gear must also be destroyed and the relics of the dwarven nation once again placed in the great halls of the Dwarfs. For we all know those pointy ear Elves did not actually make those special blood bowl items. They were stolen ages ago during the war with the Dwarven nation. Taken from the sacred temple of Nuffle himself in the infamous Nuffle massacre. They are treasures of the Dwarfs and Humans and we will not let the elves tarnish their history any more!
Here is the List of the Mutants and defilers of postional and racial purity..seek and destroy these foul beasts!
 Jizzash Longsword Very Long Legs mutant
 Ort Slavechild Spikes mutant
 Hark Blood Fist Two heads mutant
 Archer Extra Arms Mutant
 UtopiaTwo Heads Mutant
 WirewoodSpikes Mutant
 Savage Forester-Howler Razor Sharp Claws Mutant
 Ripbrood the GraspingRazor Sharp Claws Mutant
Fury Slice the Venomous Extra Arms Mutant DEAD
 Mr. Crash Big Hand Mutant Retired
 Mr Topsy Turvy Big Hand Mutant DEAD
Mr Strong Prehensile Tail Mutant DEAD
Sam GreenskinDark elf on a Orc team Retired by Witch Hunter Brimstone
 Ronald McDonald Beast of Nurgle on a dwarf Team
 Huapec Qoxotl Special House rule player
Cipactli Special House rule player
Xohuatl Tototl A very dead and rotting house rule player
 Rodders-23 a Gutter runner on a orc team. SOme one please kill this rat. It is insuferable that a rat is on a Orc team.
 Moar Fael Tentacles Hob, interesting. He will make a great addition to the Kislev circus as a side show freak.
 Loopy Lodon Prehinsle tail, very nice combo with tackle and diving tackle. He needs to die!
 Double Edge Two heads mutant. Is he a Ettin now?
Moss Beard the unwashed Chaos Dwarf blocker who plays for Rata Blanca...Took a nasty SI_N in the Lustrian.
Here is the list of the players who have stolen goods in their possesion or in their graves
II Kar-Yunar Ithilmir Armor Retired and hiding with his armor
Esralafor Griffin Boots and Dragon Helmet DEAD
Friedrich Barbarossa Griffin Boots and Dragon Helmet DEAD
Thomas Edison Ithilmir Armor DEAD
 Dave Baleipe Griffin boots,Bracers and Greaves..Oh man we got to find this tree. He is the tree with all that Blood Bowl gear dangling from his branches.
 Vimez Griffin bracersRetired and hiding out in Skavenblight somewhere
Razer Griffin Boots DEAD
 Schnitzler Dennz Griffin Greaves DEAD
Dorne Bracers of Var CorRetired and hiding out in a hole
 Zern Talisman of EilaiRetired and on the run
Nesir Boots of Var CorDied under the onslaught of the boot!
 Homer Simpson That troll does not even know he has a stolen helmet on, all he knows is that it feels good, makes him look cool and gives him a really thick skull. That relic needs to be reclaimed just so it is not defiled anymore by the likes of a troll.
Yield This guy really needs to feel the hurt and sent to the hurt locker. Not only is he a thief with two stolen items but he is also a mutant of titanic proportions. NO chaos warrior should be this gifted from the dark Gods. His mear pressence on the pitch demands DEATH!!!
We believe this is the complete list but of course if we somehow overlooked a mutant..please contact the PPM HQ immediatly.
Also any lost relics that should be found need to be sent to the PPM HQ. We will take the relic back to its rightful place and a reward will be forthcoming.
As allways PPM followers..Be on the look out for Mutants. They are in our midst allways. But especially watch out for them on your local Blood Bowl pitches.
This forum is for all the followers of the PPM to post any sightings, killings or just some good stories of dead mutants in the past.
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Frankenstein
Joined: Aug 02, 2003
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Feb 18, 2010 - 21:57 |
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Haha, nice!  |
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bxnyc
Joined: Jun 23, 2009
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Feb 18, 2010 - 22:27 |
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lets collect some headwigs |
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PainState
Joined: Apr 04, 2007
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Mar 09, 2010 - 21:01 |
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** Mutant ALERT!! **
New mutants have been spotted runnin amok on the blood bowl pitch! Hunt them down and grind them into the pitch, use every means neccesary. |
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