Poll |
Want to join our party? |
Yes, gimme some of that elven wine! |
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37% |
[ 9 ] |
Maybe, will I have to give a speech? |
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8% |
[ 2 ] |
No, commitment scares me! |
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8% |
[ 2 ] |
Oooh, I see pie on the dessert table!!! |
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45% |
[ 11 ] |
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Total Votes : 24 |
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pizzamogul
Joined: Jun 13, 2005
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  Posted:
May 05, 2016 - 23:51 |
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50 seasons! It's true. If you're the coach of a team of elves, we invite you to join our celebration!
If you've not played in the group before, now is a perfect time to join up with any or all of your elven teams in Ranked, Black Box or League.
"What is this all about," you may be asking? Well, read on to find out more!
Step 1.
Apply with any Dark, High, Pro or Wood elf team in Ranked, Black Box or League down at the bottom of the E.L.F. Group Members Tab. [Select (your elf) Team] in the drag down box and click "Apply for Membership." Once you've done that, your team is a member until you (Leave) the group or until the end of a season after you Retire the team.
You can apply and play with as many teams in as many different divisions as you like. Want to see which of your teams can do best in a season? Feel free to compete against yourself!
Step 2.
Start playing matches against a variety of different races. We count your best score against 2 different races in each of our 5 Categories for a total of 10 matches that count towards your score. Once you get in that set of 10 matches, you're said to have completed the E.L.F Cycle.
Congrats!
Quote: | Opponent Team Categories
A (Plug & Play): Orcs, Dwarf, Chaos Dwarf
B (Better with Age): Chaos, Nurgle, Pact
C (Bones & Moans): Necro, Undead, Khemri, Vamps
D (Agile): Dark Elves, Skaven, Slann, High Elves, Wood, Pro
E (Humans & Stunties): Norse, Human, Lizzies, Zons, Ogre, Underworld, Halflings/Goblin |
The Java program will take the 2 best matches (but only 1 per race) no matter in what order they were played. So as you play matches:
#1 Orcs - 60 points
#2 Chaos Dwarves - 54 points
These 1st two matches both count for you Category A score. Then you play another:
#3 Dwarves - 53 points
Since your other scores are better, this third match is ignored. It doesn't count for Category A or anything else - only 2 scores per Category are considered. Play again and get:
#4 Orcs - 61 points
Then the 61-point Orc match and the 54-point Chaos Dwarf match would be the ones that count. Even though your 2nd best score in category A was the 1st one you played against Orcs, you can only count one per race so that is thrown out and replaced by the 4th match where you scored 61. You play a 5th match:
#5 Dwarves - 62 points.
Now match #5 and match #4 are the ones that count. Even though Orcs and CDs were the 1st two races you played the program doesn't care, CDs are now replaced by Dwarves!
This happens for all 5 Categories such that you never have more than 10 matches counting for your overall score. The only oddball thing is that Halflings and Goblins share a "race" slot such that only one score can count even though you might play both of those races (and have your 2 best scores).
Step 3.
Java program? Yes, the scoring it tracked automatically! I try and post an update every other day on the E.L.F Tournaments Tab. There you can see a complete list of everyone's counted scoring matches and ranking in the standings.
How do you score points?
Quote: | Points Awarded
Baseline:
Game played= 10 points at 1,000,000 TV or less
and every additional 1-200,000 of TV - 1 point
so,
0 - 1,000,000 - 10
1,000,001-1,200,000 - 11
1,200,001-1,400,000 -12
1400,001-1,600,000-13
and so on...
This is the TV of the opponent or the ELF team, whichever is less.
Result:
Win= +10 pts
Draw= +5 pts
Scoring:
Per td scored= +1 pts
Per td allowed= -1 pts
Casualties:
Per cas caused= +1 pts
No negative modifier for casualties against - you've already suffered enough!
Bonuses:
Score 5 or more touchdowns= +2 pts
Shutout victory (opponent does not score)= +2 pts
Force opponent concession= +3 pts
Double points awarded for all Category A games - multiply your total score x2.
Double baseline points awarded for all Category B games - multiply your baseline score x2. |
Woah, that's a lot! Just remember that the higher the TV of both teams, the better. The more you score & inflict casualties and the less they score, the better.
Step 4.
Win stuff!
We'll recognize the Top 3 Spots in the Overall Standings:
You can also gain fame by having the highest total in any of the 5 Categories:
We'll recognize the Top 3 brave and determined souls who complete in Black Box:
The top League team is honored as well:
Oh, and we mourn along with the team suffering the most casualties in their scoring matches:
Step 5.
Some coaches take on extra challenges that have become part of the League's lore:
Synnful Sprint
Coach Synn; likes to add an extra bit of difficulty to an E.L.F. season - something known as a "sprint." The challenge is to take a new TR100 team and refuse all matches vs. other elves for the first 20 games. After that time, the sprinter is free to play other elves.
Extra difficult and not for the squeamish!
Dalfort Dash
Playing 10 different races not enough of a challenge for you?
Coach Dalfort suggests you try and play all 24 races during the course of a season. Once you have done so you have completed a Dash!
These aren't really anything official, just another thing some of the coaches like challenge themselves to do.
Step 6.
Maybe you're seeking some simpler fame and fortune. How about breaking a scoring record and being remembered that way?
Seasons XXVI+ Scoring Records.
Point Totals
Overall: Born To Live Forever - 452 points.
Category A: Vanilla Guard & Born To Live Forever - 148 points.
Category B: Slim Chance Brigade - 108 points.
Category C: Born To Live Forever - 72 points.
Category D: Dollhouse & Elvish Marmelade - 79 points.
Category E: Kickstarter - 86 points.
Single Match
Most TDs: Slim Chance Brigade - 9
Most Cas: Dallas Dendrophiliacs] - 14
Most Cas Against: Arboron Furies - 12
Highest Gate: Feyenoord Rotterdam - 59,000
Season
Most Cas Against: woodland fawns - 50
Get your sights set on one or more of these!
Step 7.
When does this all happen?
Season XLIX runs 6 May through 30 June, 2016.
We'll accept applications from all elf teams up until the last 2 weeks of the season. After that, we get picky!
So, are you ready to join the #1 Metagroup on Fumbbl?
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_________________ "Don't expect mercy."
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awambawamb
Joined: Feb 17, 2008
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  Posted:
May 06, 2016 - 00:36 |
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alright, sign the two crappy delves teams in. |
_________________ "la virtù sta nel cielo e nella terra, ma anche nelle nuvole e nelle stelle"
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pizzamogul
Joined: Jun 13, 2005
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  Posted:
May 06, 2016 - 17:12 |
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Two new teams are in:- 1 wintergreen13 [ B] Style to Spare 97 107 Elf 2016-05-06 01:38:23
- 2 wintergreen13 [ R] Butter Side Down 153 153 Dark Elf 2016-05-06 01:38:33
Don't miss out on your chance to play in this our 50th season! |
_________________ "Don't expect mercy."
-Woodstock |
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Kryten
Joined: Sep 02, 2003
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pizzamogul
Joined: Jun 13, 2005
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  Posted:
May 06, 2016 - 18:51 |
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06 May 2016
Top Ten Scores
1 Mekrip - 54
2 Athel Loren BBoDT - 52
3 Legion of Longevity - 47
4 Quixote - 46
5 [R] Court of the Archon - 26
6 M.A.S.K. in the [B ]ox - 22
7 SpidARRs from MARRs - 15
8 Style to Spare - 15
Black Box Top Three
1 Mekrip - 54
6 M.A.S.K. in the [B ]ox - 22
7 SpidARRs from MARRs - 15
8 Style to Spare - 15
League Top Three
2 Athel Loren BBoDT - 52
Categories
A Athel Loren BBoDT (Wood Elf) - 52
B Legion of Longevity (Wood Elf) - 47
C N/A
D SpidARRs from MARRs (Elf) - Style to Spare (Elf) - 15
E [R] Court of the Archon (Dark Elf) - 26
Match records
Most TDs Legion of Longevity (Wood Elf) - 4
Most Cas [R] Court of the Archon (Dark Elf) - 4
Most Cas Against Mekrip (Elf) - 5
Highest Gate Quixote (Elf) - 31000
Casualties Against
1 Mekrip - 8
2 Legion of Longevity - 3
3 Quixote - 3
4 Athel Loren BBoDT - 2
5 [R] Court of the Archon - 2
6 M.A.S.K. in the [B]ox - 1
Season L runs 06 May through 30 June, 2016.
Check out everyone's current Cycle to date on the E.L.F. Tournament Tab. |
_________________ "Don't expect mercy."
-Woodstock |
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pizzamogul
Joined: Jun 13, 2005
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  Posted:
May 06, 2016 - 18:52 |
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Another new team is in:- 1 sonrises [L] FC Woodcelona 193 193 Wood Elf 2016-05-06 17:42:23
Glad to have Kryten, awambawamb & all those other coaches excited about our 50th anniversary season! |
_________________ "Don't expect mercy."
-Woodstock |
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pizzamogul
Joined: Jun 13, 2005
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  Posted:
May 09, 2016 - 20:35 |
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Five more teams are ready to Cycle:- 1 JellyBelly [ B] Super Street Fighter 2 Turbo 121 121 High Elf 2016-05-07 11:55:14
- 2 Valen [ B] [FTB] Athelorn Leapers 99 99 Wood Elf 2016-05-09 20:16:16
- 3 Valen [ B] [FTB] Darkside Cowboys 100 100 Dark Elf 2016-05-09 20:20:52
- 4 Valen [ B] [FTB] Elfheim Eagles 100 100 High Elf 2016-05-09 20:23:00
- 5 Valen [ B] [FTB] Gladreith Gladiators 99 99 Elf 2016-05-09 20:27:42
Let's have some more sign up! Maybe your elf team? |
_________________ "Don't expect mercy."
-Woodstock |
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pizzamogul
Joined: Jun 13, 2005
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  Posted:
May 09, 2016 - 21:10 |
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09 May 2016
Top Ten Scores
1 Tor Aghare Titans - 141
2 Fickle Flickers - 131
3 Quixote - 77
4 Acheans - 70
5 Naggaroth Zaphyrs - 63
6 Mekrip - 54
7 Athel Loren BBoDT - 52
8 Super Street Fighter 2 Turbo - 49
9 Legion of Longevity - 47
10 Kitsap Pumas - 44
11 woodland fawns - 44
Categories
A Fickle Flickers (Wood Elf) - 62
B Legion of Longevity (Wood Elf) - 47
C Naggaroth Zaphyrs (Dark Elf) - 31
D Tor Aghare Titans (Elf) - 55
E Tor Aghare Titans (Elf) - 60
Match records
Most TDs Legion of Longevity (Wood Elf) - Quixote (Elf) - Mad Screamers (Elf) - Tor Aghare Titans (Elf) - 4
Most Cas Tor Aghare Titans (Elf) - 5
Most Cas Against Born To Live Forever (Wood Elf) - 6
Highest Gate Mad Screamers (Elf) - 39000
Casualties Against
1 Tor Aghare Titans - 14
2 Fickle Flickers - 8
3 Mekrip - 8
4 Quixote - 7
5 Acheans - 6
6 Kitsap Pumas - 6
7 Born To Live Forever - 6
8 Gondolin Goats - 4
9 Green Matches - 4
10 woodland fawns - 4
11 Style to Spare - 4
Season L runs 06 May through 30 June, 2016.
Check out everyone's current Cycle to date on the E.L.F. Tournament Tab. |
_________________ "Don't expect mercy."
-Woodstock |
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pizzamogul
Joined: Jun 13, 2005
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  Posted:
May 10, 2016 - 22:13 |
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10 May 2016
Top Ten Scores
1 Tor Aghare Titans - 141
2 Fickle Flickers - 131
3 Acheans - 109
4 Quixote - 108
5 Kitsap Pumas - 92
6 Legion of Longevity - 68
7 Naggaroth Zaphyrs - 63
8 Mekrip - 54
9 Athel Loren BBoDT - 52
10 Super Street Fighter 2 Turbo - 49
Categories
A Fickle Flickers (Wood Elf) - 62
B Quixote (Elf) - 77
C Naggaroth Zaphyrs (Dark Elf) - 31
D Tor Aghare Titans (Elf) - 55
E Tor Aghare Titans (Elf) - 60
Match records
Most TDs Tor Aghare Titans (Elf) - Quixote (Elf) - Legion of Longevity (Wood Elf) - Mad Screamers (Elf) - 4
Most Cas Tor Aghare Titans (Elf) - 5
Most Cas Against Born To Live Forever (Wood Elf) - 6
Highest Gate Acheans (Elf) - Mad Screamers (Elf) - 39000
Casualties Against
1 Tor Aghare Titans - 14
2 Acheans - 14
3 Quixote - 12
4 Kitsap Pumas - 9
5 Fickle Flickers - 8
6 Mekrip - 8
7 Born To Live Forever - 6
8 Legion of Longevity - 5
9 woodland fawns - 4
10 Gondolin Goats - 4
11 Green Matches - 4
12 Style to Spare - 4
Season L runs 06 May through 30 June, 2016.
Check out everyone's current Cycle to date on the E.L.F. Tournament Tab. |
_________________ "Don't expect mercy."
-Woodstock |
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pizzamogul
Joined: Jun 13, 2005
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  Posted:
May 11, 2016 - 20:13 |
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11 May 2016
Top Ten Scores
1 Legion of Longevity - 151
2 Tor Aghare Titans - 141
3 Fickle Flickers - 131
4 Quixote - 122
5 Kitsap Pumas - 111
6 Acheans - 109
7 Super Street Fighter 2 Turbo - 85
8 Gondolin Goats - 77
9 Naggaroth Zaphyrs - 63
10 Mekrip - 54
Black Box Top Three
7 Super Street Fighter 2 Turbo - 85
8 Gondolin Goats - 77
10 Mekrip - 54
League Top Three
11 Athel Loren BBoDT - 52
19 Rancour in the Black - 32
20 Miskiniai - 28
Categories
A Fickle Flickers (Wood Elf) - 62
B Quixote (Elf) - 77
C Naggaroth Zaphyrs (Dark Elf) - 31
D Tor Aghare Titans (Elf) - 55
E Tor Aghare Titans (Elf) - 60
Match records
Most TDs Tor Aghare Titans (Elf) - Quixote (Elf) - Legion of Longevity (Wood Elf) - Mad Screamers (Elf) - One Thousand Dances With Death (Wood Elf) - 4
Most Cas Tor Aghare Titans (Elf) - 5
Most Cas Against Embrace Anger (Dark Elf) - 8
Highest Gate One Thousand Dances With Death (Wood Elf) - 41000
Casualties Against
1 Quixote - 17
2 Tor Aghare Titans - 14
3 Acheans - 14
4 Legion of Longevity - 11
5 Kitsap Pumas - 10
6 Fickle Flickers - 8
7 Mekrip - 8
8 Embrace Anger - 8
9 Gondolin Goats - 7
10 Born To Live Forever - 6
Season L runs 06 May through 30 June, 2016.
Check out everyone's current Cycle to date on the E.L.F. Tournament Tab. |
_________________ "Don't expect mercy."
-Woodstock |
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pizzamogul
Joined: Jun 13, 2005
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  Posted:
May 12, 2016 - 18:56 |
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12 May 2016
Top Ten Scores
1 Legion of Longevity - 183
2 Tor Aghare Titans - 166
3 Acheans - 135
4 Fickle Flickers - 131
5 Quixote - 122
6 Kitsap Pumas - 111
7 Super Street Fighter 2 Turbo - 85
8 Gondolin Goats - 77
9 Born To Live Forever - 74
10 Nuevo ricos - 68
11 Green Matches - 68
Black Box Top Three
7 Super Street Fighter 2 Turbo - 85
8 Gondolin Goats - 77
10 Nuevo ricos - 68
League Top Three
14 Athel Loren BBoDT - 52
19 Godshill Gladerunners - 40
22 Rancour in the Black - 32
Categories
A Fickle Flickers (Wood Elf) - 62
B Quixote (Elf) - 77
C Acheans (Elf) - 54
D Tor Aghare Titans (Elf) - 55
E Tor Aghare Titans (Elf) - 60
Match records
Most TDs Legion of Longevity (Wood Elf) - 5
Most Cas Green Matches (Wood Elf) - 7
Most Cas Against Embrace Anger (Dark Elf) - 8
Highest Gate One Thousand Dances With Death (Wood Elf) - 41000
Casualties Against
1 Tor Aghare Titans - 17
2 Quixote - 17
3 Acheans - 16
4 Legion of Longevity - 13
5 Kitsap Pumas - 10
6 Born To Live Forever - 10
7 Arboron Furies - 10
8 Fickle Flickers - 8
9 Green Matches - 8
10 Mekrip - 8
11 Embrace Anger - 8
Season L runs 06 May through 30 June, 2016.
Check out everyone's current Cycle to date on the E.L.F. Tournament Tab. |
_________________ "Don't expect mercy."
-Woodstock |
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pizzamogul
Joined: Jun 13, 2005
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  Posted:
May 13, 2016 - 23:22 |
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13 May 2016
Top Ten Scores
1 Legion of Longevity - 183
2 Fickle Flickers - 176
3 Tor Aghare Titans - 166
4 Acheans - 137
5 Quixote - 122
6 Kitsap Pumas - 111
7 Dudley Nightshades - 93
8 Super Street Fighter 2 Turbo - 85
9 Nuevo ricos - 80
10 Gondolin Goats - 77
Black Box Top Three
8 Super Street Fighter 2 Turbo - 85
9 Nuevo ricos - 80
10 Gondolin Goats - 77
League Top Three
15 Athel Loren BBoDT - 52
20 Godshill Gladerunners - 40
22 FC Woodcelona - 38
Categories
A Fickle Flickers (Wood Elf) - 62
B Quixote (Elf) - 77
C Acheans (Elf) - 54
D Tor Aghare Titans (Elf) - 55
E Fickle Flickers (Wood Elf) - 63
Match records
Most TDs Legion of Longevity (Wood Elf) - 5
Most Cas Green Matches (Wood Elf) - 7
Most Cas Against Embrace Anger (Dark Elf) - 8
Highest Gate One Thousand Dances With Death (Wood Elf) - 41000
Casualties Against
1 Tor Aghare Titans - 17
2 Acheans - 17
3 Quixote - 17
4 Fickle Flickers - 14
5 Legion of Longevity - 13
6 Kitsap Pumas - 10
7 Born To Live Forever - 10
8 Arboron Furies - 10
9 Nuevo ricos - 9
10 Dudley Nightshades - 9
Season L runs 06 May through 30 June, 2016.
Check out everyone's current Cycle to date on the E.L.F. Tournament Tab. |
_________________ "Don't expect mercy."
-Woodstock |
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pizzamogul
Joined: Jun 13, 2005
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  Posted:
May 14, 2016 - 18:18 |
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14 May 2016
Top Ten Scores
1 Fickle Flickers - 224
2 Acheans - 218
3 Legion of Longevity - 197
4 Tor Aghare Titans - 166
5 Quixote - 122
6 Kitsap Pumas - 111
7 Born To Live Forever - 107
8 Dudley Nightshades - 93
9 Super Street Fighter 2 Turbo - 85
10 Nuevo ricos - 80
Black Box Top Three
9 Super Street Fighter 2 Turbo - 85
10 Nuevo ricos - 80
12 Gondolin Goats - 77
League Top Three
11 Godshill Gladerunners - 78
17 Athel Loren BBoDT - 52
24 FC Woodcelona - 38
Categories
A Fickle Flickers (Wood Elf) - 62
B Fickle Flickers (Wood Elf) - 84
C Acheans (Elf) - 54
D Tor Aghare Titans (Elf) - 55
E Fickle Flickers (Wood Elf) - 63
Match records
Most TDs Legion of Longevity (Wood Elf) - 5
Most Cas Green Matches (Wood Elf) - 7
Most Cas Against Acheans (Elf) - Embrace Anger (Dark Elf) - 8
Highest Gate Fickle Flickers (Wood Elf) - One Thousand Dances With Death (Wood Elf) - El Drizzto and the Gang (Dark Elf) - 41000
Casualties Against
1 Acheans - 25
2 Legion of Longevity - 18
3 Tor Aghare Titans - 17
4 Quixote - 17
5 Fickle Flickers - 14
6 Arboron Furies - 13
7 Born To Live Forever - 11
8 Kitsap Pumas - 10
9 Nuevo ricos - 9
10 Dudley Nightshades - 9
Season L runs 06 May through 30 June, 2016.
Check out everyone's current Cycle to date on the E.L.F. Tournament Tab. |
_________________ "Don't expect mercy."
-Woodstock |
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pizzamogul
Joined: Jun 13, 2005
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  Posted:
May 16, 2016 - 17:29 |
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16 May 2016
First Cycle completed!
Top Ten Scores
1 Tor Aghare Titans - 273*
2 Fickle Flickers - 251
3 Acheans - 223
4 Legion of Longevity - 197
5 Born To Live Forever - 137
6 Quixote - 124
7 Kitsap Pumas - 111
8 Gondolin Goats - 111
9 Super Street Fighter 2 Turbo - 95
10 Dudley Nightshades - 93
Black Box Top Three
8 Gondolin Goats - 111
9 Super Street Fighter 2 Turbo - 95
12 Nuevo ricos - 80
League Top Three
13 Godshill Gladerunners - 78
19 Athel Loren BBoDT - 52
Categories
A Fickle Flickers (Wood Elf) - Avengers from the Forest (Wood Elf) - 62
B Fickle Flickers (Wood Elf) - 84
C Acheans (Elf) - 54
D Born To Live Forever (Wood Elf) - 63
E Fickle Flickers (Wood Elf) - 63
Match records
Most TDs Legion of Longevity (Wood Elf) - FunderKatz (Wood Elf) - 5
Most Cas Green Matches (Wood Elf) - 7
Most Cas Against Acheans (Elf) - Embrace Anger (Dark Elf) - 8
Highest Gate El Drizzto and the Gang (Dark Elf) - 43000
Casualties Against
1 Tor Aghare Titans - 33
2 Acheans - 23
3 Legion of Longevity - 18
4 Fickle Flickers - 14
5 Quixote - 13
6 Arboron Furies - 13
7 Born To Live Forever - 12
8 Gondolin Goats - 10
9 Kitsap Pumas - 10
10 One Thousand Dances With Death - 10
Season L runs 06 May through 30 June, 2016.
Check out everyone's current Cycle to date on the E.L.F. Tournament Tab. |
_________________ "Don't expect mercy."
-Woodstock |
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pizzamogul
Joined: Jun 13, 2005
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  Posted:
May 17, 2016 - 17:12 |
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One new team joins us!- 1 Beanchilla [ R] Wu-Tang Wardancers 103 103 Wood Elf 2016-05-16 18:57:09
Won't you join us too! |
_________________ "Don't expect mercy."
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