VinnieSpleenmasher
Joined: Sep 12, 2004
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Dec 21, 2005 - 23:13 |
 
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It was just announced that Vinnie is having emergency surgury to have the dice removed from his rectum!
While drinking at Rosie's Rumpe's Royal Dumpe and Brothel, Vinnie complained of an uncomfortable feeling far up his arse. After abeing rushed into an MRI, it was found that there were 58 boxes of unopened dice shoved up his arse and lodged near his colon.
Doctors Solahma and Lamby were called to perform this important operation.
Meetgrinder is doing his part by selling the boxes of dice on E-bay. |
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lamby16
Joined: Sep 07, 2005
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Dec 21, 2005 - 23:15 |
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| VinnieSpleenmasher wrote: | It was just announced that Vinnie is having emergency surgury to have the dice removed from his rectum!
While drinking at Rosie's Rumpe's Royal Dumpe and Brothel, Vinnie complained of an uncomfortable feeling far up his arse. After abeing rushed into an MRI, it was found that there were 58 boxes of unopened dice shoved up his arse and lodged near his colon.
Doctors Solahma and Lamby were called to perform this important operation.
Meetgrinder is doing his part by selling the boxes of dice on E-bay. |
lmao |
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lamby16
Joined: Sep 07, 2005
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Dec 22, 2005 - 11:04 |
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Here for all of you who care, is the latest news from the Altdorf Furies:
<B>Kislev Chargers 3 Altdorf Furies 2</B>
The Chargers finally agreed to play this game after much dispute, only after Zug was retired from the Furies team. Zug was not very happy about this untill he realised he had been paid by both teams but hadn't played one game - earning 120k for sitting on his ass! The Furies were very wary of the Chargers , with their 2 man advantage - a much stronger team plus Han "The Machine". However the Furies put up a great fight throughout the game. An early 2-0 lead showed what a great team they were, but they just couldnt hang on until the final whistle. In the end, the Furies were beaten my weight of numbers - only managing to field a maximum of 8 players in the 2nd half. (2/3 Blitzers were off injured most of the game) The Chargers played a good game, with Andre Ward recovering from a fatal injury in the first half (RIP - APO save) to go on to score the 3 TD's. However A full strength Furies team would, I feel, have won the game. After the game, the coach recruited Logan "The Hitman" Hart to fill in for Bruce Castlemain who was suffering from a Fractured Arm meaning he would miss the next match. |
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solahma
Joined: Jun 12, 2004
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Dec 26, 2005 - 12:36 |
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Rd 6 Human Targets 5 V 0 Giants
Another classic Giants performance who despite having supierior manpower to call upon were comprehensivly outplayed by the Human Targets
Highlights for the Giants fans was seeing Paul March complete with 3 passes but in a game when the Giants never looked like scoring it is small comfort for the Giants fans
With only 1 more game to go in the current Super League season it looks like the Giants have claimed the wooden spoon for themselves but the pride and the passion are still there and all at the Giants are looking forward to season 2 of the Super League
See you on the BB field |
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solahma
Joined: Jun 12, 2004
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Dec 26, 2005 - 12:58 |
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An extract from "up the bean stalk" the unofficial fanzine of the Giants
With Rd 6 of the current Super League season now played here are the updated stats for the Giants
Completed passes
1 Paul March - 5
2 Michael De Vere - 2
Touchdowns
=1 Paul Reilly - 1
=1 James Evans - 1
Casualties Inflicted
=1 Stuart Donlan - 2
=1 Jim Gannon - 2
=3 Chris Nero - 1
=3 Jonathon Grayshon - 1
MVP
1 Jonathon Grayshon - 3
=2 James Evans - 1
=2 Stuart Donlan - 1
Pass distance(in paces)
1 Paul March - 60
2 Michael De Vere - 30
Rush Distance(in paces)
1 Paul March - 165
2 Michael De Vere - 155
3 James Evans - 85
=4 Paul Smith - 40
=4 Jonathon Grayshon - 40
Blocks
1 Stuart Donlan - 25
=2 Jim Gannon - 21
=2 Paul Jackson - 21
4 Jonathon Grayshon - 20
=5 Paul Reilly - 18
=5 Paul Smith - 18 |
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solahma
Joined: Jun 12, 2004
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Dec 26, 2005 - 18:39 |
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Here are some of the stats for the first season of the Super League so far
Completed Passes
1 Almin Axethrower(SS) - 12
2 Andre Ward(KC) - 9
3 Cadillac Williams(DD) - 8
4 Ryu"Kamikaze"Takahashi(AF) - 7
5 Richard Duffy(KC) - 6
Touchdowns
1 Sy Bur Dine(TI) - 6
2 Edward Croall(KC) - 5
3 Fast Scott(HT) - 4
=4 Bob Shab(HT) - 3
=4 Belok Bearkiller(SS) - 3
Interceptions
=1 Sy Bur Dine(TI) - 1
=1 Fimb Firesky(SS) - 1
Casualties Inflicted
=1 Olron Grindsurfer(SS) - 5
=1 Han(KC) - 5
=3 Funky Jim(HT) - 3
=3 Kyul Reez(TI) - 3
=3 Fimb Firesky(SS) - 3
=3 Johan Switowsky(DD) - 3
=3 Helmut Weissmuller(AF) - 3
=3 Karl Simmonsen(KC) - 3
MVP
1 Jonathon Grayshon(HG) - 3
=2 Melmot Hannibal(SS) - 2
=2 Nick Barnett(CU) - 2
=2 Nate(DD) - 2
=2 The Vick(DD) - 2
=2 Ricardo Pavlova(AF) - 2
=2 Gabriel Sharrack(KC) - 2
Pass Distance(in paces)
1 Almin Axethrower(SS) - 220
2 Andre Ward(KC) - 105
3 Cadillac Williams(CU) - 90
4 Richard Duffy(KC) - 75
5 Paul March(HG) - 60
Rush Distance(in paces)
1 Sy Bur Dine(TI) - 385
2 Fast Scott(HT) - 330
3 Edward Croall(KC) - 305
4 Funky Jim(HT) - 280
5 Longslyde Lay Zur Site Ing(TI) - 235
Blocks
1 Olron Grindsurfer(SS) - 55
2 Ricardo Pavlova(AF) - 48
=3 Yogre(HT) - 42
=3 Kyul Reez(TI) - 42
=3 Fimb Firesky(SS) - 42
Fouls
1 Big Al(HT) - 5
2 Pablo"Greasy"Montoya(AF) - 4
=3 Ingmar Ismuron(SS) - 2
=3 William Henderson(CU) - 2
=3 Mike Flanagan(CU) - 2
=3 Henry Pilkington-Smythe(AF) - 2
119 players have taken to the field
So far we have had 12 players die on the pitch
And 2 forced into retirment
So their you have it those are the top stats as the Super League season 1 stands
I would hope that some sort of hall of fame could be put onto the tournement screen for the seasons top players
I was thinking that you would have to be the top player in 3 catagories to be inducted into the Super League hall of fame(no point in makeing it too easy or where is the challenge) but that would be a decision for Lamby to make
As an example Sy Bur Dine(TI) would be elligable for hall of fame if the season ended now as he is number 1 in Touchdowns,Interceptions and Rush Distance
Hope you enjoy these stats and if so more will follow now I have the database set up
See you on the BB field |
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VinnieSpleenmasher
Joined: Sep 12, 2004
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Jan 11, 2006 - 04:47 |
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OUTSTANDING! Thank you for the statistics! |
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