BunnyPuncher
Joined: Aug 02, 2003
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Jan 25, 2004 - 17:27 |
 
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Welcome my friends to the Open Stunties Clubhouse, or the OSC for short!
We here at the OSC are dedicated to the preservation & promotion of the stunty way of life on fumbbl. The OSC is open to all goblin and halfling teams in the open or div-x divisions on Fumbbl (Stunty Leeg teams are not allowed, those wimps!)
C'mon down to the Clubhouse and I'll give you a quick tour!
(You follow the rotund old fling into the woods and before too long you stand in front of a quaint hall. There is a sign posted on the door, "No Dwarves Allowed" is written in a fine hand, and underneath a goblin has scrawled "an dat meens yoo!" A large midden heap is piled about 100 yards away from the clubhouse, several goblins are sunning themselves upon it. The well-fed fling pulls open the door and beckons you inside.)
Here is the kitchen and dining area! The most important room in the clubhouse! This where we eat, the price of food is included in your membership dues. Care for a smoked pork sausage? Just as important however is that this is where we meet to discuss our great victorious, horrible losses and personal triumphs or frustrations. Come along and I'll show you our Games Room.
(You cram the rest of the sausage into your mouth and waddle after the obese old halfling. The sausage is quite tasty!)
The Games Room is where we meet to discuss stunty strategy. If you have a question or need advice, this is the place to ask it. We can discuss starting rosters, strategies, skill selections and answer the fundamental question: Why do I want an Open Stunty team in the first place? As more and more teams join the OSC, the advice will get better and better. Come along now.
(The tubby tart-eater leads you into the back of the clubhouse and opens a door that leads to the outside. A fenced in backyard contains several treemen snoozing dopily in the sunshine. A group of trolls are attempting to play volleyball. One of the trolls is wearing a massive diaper.)
As you can see, we have state of the art holding facilities for your Big Guys. This way when you come to the clubhouse you dont need to worry about hiring a sitter for your Trolls or Treemen. Even the occasional Ogre drops by once in a while. Please ensure your trolls are housebroken.
So that’s about it. If you play a stunty team in open or div-x and want a place to hang out and discuss stunty related issues you can join our Clubhouse http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&group=764 Or just feel free to drop by at anytime.
Also if you want to start a stunty team in open or div-x feel free to come by and ask about the most enjoyable experience in Blood Bowl.
See you soon! |
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BunnyPuncher
Joined: Aug 02, 2003
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Jan 27, 2004 - 06:29 |
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We now have a whopping total of 3 coaches 
Join the OSC today! Someone must want to have a good strat discussion on REAL stunty teams. |
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Chickenbrain
Joined: Aug 02, 2003
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Jan 27, 2004 - 07:53 |
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Wasn't OSU this? |
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