iceblink
Joined: Jan 16, 2007
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Mar 04, 2007 - 01:13 |
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Marcus, starting Wight for the Necro team, "Egyptian Cream", came within 1 "Happy Days" fan of scoring a Perfect Larson in a 4-0 smash-fest against the Mainz Emperors.
It was a day of redemption for Marcus (as much as any Wight can be redeemed), who had been threatened with benching before the match by the team manager, who said he didn't smell rotten and dead enough!
And it was true, Marcus had indeed smelled much less dead ever since getting his first big endorsement deal with "Dead-Away Air Freshener."
Needing to prove his dead-ness, Marcus took the field. He quickly took out a human blitzer with a mean close-line and then smeared the poor guy's innards all over his outards.
After that he was unstoppable: scoring, passing (he set up another Happy Days veteran, Potsy) and even intercepting the human's last-ditch attempt to get some points on the board!
He was, however, cheated out of his Perfect Larson, by fans of the late great television show "Happy Days", who noticed that one of the Zombies was none other than actor Tom Bosley, who played "Mr. C." so many years ago, before taking up BB after his television career...ended.
The fans went crazy and Mr. C was awarded "Man of the Match" - robbing Marcus of the special place in the BB record books he always knew he deserved. |
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Mully
Joined: Aug 02, 2003
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Mar 04, 2007 - 01:24 |
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Its Lars<b>on</b> |
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Plorg
Joined: May 08, 2005
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Mar 04, 2007 - 02:37 |
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Mully wrote: | Its Lars<b>on</b> |
It's "It's" |
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Optihut
Joined: Dec 16, 2004
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Mar 04, 2007 - 02:38 |
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Ha, ha, Gaudere's law strikes again. Good eye, Plorg. |
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Machlie
Joined: Apr 13, 2007
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Apr 27, 2007 - 12:41 |
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Sorry to ask but what is a perfect Larson? |
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Ironik
Joined: Jun 28, 2004
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Apr 27, 2007 - 12:50 |
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What about Guderian Blitzkrieg? |
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OldBugman
Joined: May 05, 2005
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Apr 27, 2007 - 12:50 |
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1 of everything including a MVP. |
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Cribbleobblepie
Joined: Dec 15, 2006
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Apr 27, 2007 - 12:50 |
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A player making a completion, causing a casualty, intercepting a pass and scoring a touchdown is your regular Larson. Getting the MVP award on top of all that is a <b>Perfect</b> Larson. |
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