Golgomoth
Joined: Aug 02, 2003
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Mar 13, 2004 - 02:24 |
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Just thought it'd be nice to hear the last words of peoples favorite players or even RPG characters......some can be absolute classics!
Like Harlequin Harry, the Woodelf Wardancer -
"Dont worry! The chances of me failing to leap, land, dodge twice and gfi, with my nerve and experience, are infinitesimal!"
Or even the Norse captain, name long forgotten who said:
"OK, O mighty Odin, as long as you're not gonna answer my prayers, I'm gonna tell ya what I REALLY think of ya..........." |
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AlcingRagaholic
Joined: Aug 02, 2003
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Mar 13, 2004 - 02:46 |
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Or a Dark Elf Witch-Elf, yelling to the crowd: "You'll never get a finger on me <SHOVE> "
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AcheronStyx
Joined: Aug 02, 2003
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Mar 13, 2004 - 02:54 |
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My Uncle (in a thick southern accent)," Hold my beer boy, and watch this!" as he lights the homemade dynamite. |
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Golgomoth
Joined: Aug 02, 2003
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Mar 13, 2004 - 02:55 |
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hmm, nuther one, RPG one this time:
"Now i'm sure there's some stipulation that says a Disintegrate spellwon't work if the spellcaster casts it on himself. Here, i'll prove it..." |
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DreadClaw
Joined: Nov 17, 2003
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Mar 13, 2004 - 03:01 |
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Hmmm my favourite was with my Rogue... They'll never see me comin... followed by a failed stealth roll and a rather nasty arrow killing me instantly
Or my Watch me die on this gfi rolling 1, 1, then 9 on av roll (skaven lino) 6,5 on injury 6 apo used
The dwarf saying look its just a silly halfling *crack* as his neck splats
DONT EAT ME YOU... *Munch* Burp... troll looks glazed... |
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thmbscrws
Joined: Aug 02, 2003
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Mar 13, 2004 - 04:22 |
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"Surely this water can't be entirely filled with zombies."
Last words of my huckster as he began to padle his dingy across a lake. |
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Pernicion
Joined: Aug 02, 2003
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Mar 13, 2004 - 04:26 |
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BloodRunners
Joined: Aug 02, 2003
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Mar 13, 2004 - 05:44 |
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I remember our very first game of D&D some 20 years ago. The DM was brand new like all of us were, and we were going straight out of a module. The DM was rolling for random encounters every so often in the game time. So i had the bright idea, to reduce the number of random encounter rolls.
"lets all run to the caves of chaos"
(well the random encoutner tables and such, penalized us for running and we got abmushed and wiped out. We ALL had to make new characters before we even got to the caves. Later we learned to play a little, on not so heavily rely on charts and tables.) |
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slyspygb
Joined: Aug 02, 2003
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Mar 13, 2004 - 15:16 |
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"Diamonds! Rubies! Emeralds! and soooo much Gold!.....wow, we're rich! We're rich, Garrin!............................................Garrin?........Garrin? |
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MixX
Joined: Aug 02, 2003
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Mar 13, 2004 - 15:25 |
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Raptus von And, Elf Catcher: "Note to self: that troll looks bi...aarrghh >splat<" |
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ourden
Joined: Sep 20, 2003
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Mar 13, 2004 - 15:53 |
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from dragon magazine:
Hey guys I made some calculations and according to them you would all gain a level if you were to kill me! God thing we are all friends here right.
and
DM "let me get this straight, you are gonna jump from this 100 feet high cliff"
Player "right"
DM "and AFTER you jumped you're going to foirst take the potion of levitation from your pack, open it and drink it"
Player "yeah"
DM "are you SURE you want to do this?"
player "jepp"
DM "ok just checking" |
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Even though she is vain and flighty
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samain
Joined: Nov 25, 2003
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Mar 13, 2004 - 16:05 |
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my Charscter in a Call Of Cthullu game:
"Doesn't it look like that guy on the roof has a sniper rifle"
Or my Rebel fighter Pilot in SW:
"If Luke SkyWalker could take out the Deathstar, then I will no Problem with thise Star Destroyer" |
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CorporateSlave3
Joined: Feb 07, 2004
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Mar 13, 2004 - 16:23 |
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My poor Kender Handler who died twice in one session:
"Aw, baby black dragons don't breathe acid!"
And the other phrase as a pack of draconians ambushed us and I alone failed the surprise roll:
"Hey! When surprised I can fire Magic Missiles out the front of my chest! Er, is that blood?" |
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samain
Joined: Nov 25, 2003
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Mar 13, 2004 - 16:47 |
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A kendar in a game played said the most famous words ever:
"Ill think ill pick pocket that old guy with the beard, and the book under his arm" |
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Darkwolf
Joined: Aug 02, 2003
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Mar 13, 2004 - 17:31 |
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Hehe, I remember DMing a session when I was 15. My buddy had a thief/mage who just spent 10k worth of gold at the local potion shop where he bought about 6 various elixirs and potions. He then encountered a dragon who scooped him up and proceeding to drop him from a height of 100 ft.
"I guess I better drink some of these potions before I nail the ground eh?" |
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