Priest
Joined: Aug 02, 2003
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Jul 04, 2003 - 13:43 |
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BunnyPuncher
Joined: Aug 02, 2003
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Jul 04, 2003 - 15:28 |
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Good job Priest! You tied a decent elf team a lot stronger than your team! And squished a few of them along the way! Nicely done! |
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Suenson
Joined: Aug 02, 2003
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Jul 05, 2003 - 00:00 |
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unfortunately a riot spoiled my chances of winning and I therefore lost the match 2-1.
furthermore I recieved a bh but the opposing elves got a bh, 2 si and a death (no apo ).. thats about it
http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=75532 |
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BunnyPuncher
Joined: Aug 02, 2003
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Jul 05, 2003 - 16:45 |
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Week 2 is closed. Any results posted after this will be reflected in Week 3 results. |
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FatherDagon
Joined: Aug 02, 2003
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Jul 05, 2003 - 20:25 |
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A bad start to the third week of the EMU and a humiliating defeat at the hands of the pointy-ears. Blissful Brutality loses its first match ever.
http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=75995
Score 1-3
Cas: 1BH
(though 2 sissy poofs were BH when trying to dodge Damage Manual)
too bad those cas are not counted...
The match started badly as Da Lynch Mob were preparing their traditional assault on the ref when suddenly Avengers fans appeared to counter-attack. The result was a bloody riot where thousands of pansies were mutilated but at the cost of holding up the game for 6 turns. It was way too obvious that the Avengers had studied Blissul Brutality's tactics and were prepared. Amidst the confusion woodie catcher Nate was able to sneak through the Brutality defences and caught a short pass from Leraelon.
The woodies were able to score again in the second half following a mysterious bang giving the pansies a quicksnap and a one-turn TD. This most evidently illustrates the poofs neverending supply of cheats and tricks as we all know that elfs can't play stand-up bloodbowl.
The third TD came after treeman Darkwood poked one of his twigs in Damage Manual's eye resulting in a futile blind counterstroke which ended up with Damage lying on the pitch.
Sad... very sad. All we can say is.... THAT SISSY FAERIES SHOULD BE PUT ON A SKEWER!!! |
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Sinner
Joined: Aug 02, 2003
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Jul 05, 2003 - 22:07 |
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Dark stays undefeated against EMU members!!!
In a fast game against the chaos "Metal Militia" coached by FatherDagon, the dark elves were victorious.
http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=76059
The game started with a beautiful 2 turn touchdown by Orgy of Flesh getting the lead for the Chaos. But two turns later the dark elves drew even. Because of this furious start the fans were rioting for 4 turns ending the first half quickly. 2nd half started with another touchdown for the elves. By now the chaos crew was getting really angry and started beating up the weaker elven players badly hurting 3 of them and ko'ing some more. Unfortunately they weren´t able to score, because of an interception caught by Woldir, Dark´s team captain. He managed to grab the ball while being surrounded by 4 opponents. He dodged away and the chaos weren´t able to get into scoring position.
The game´s result: Dark 2 - 1 Metal Militia
The game´s casualties: Dark 0/0/0 - 3/0/0 Metal Militia
Thnx for the game FatherDagon, well played. |
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Darkie's Dreams - successfully cherrypicking any race, any coach, any rating, any number of DP since 20/09/2003 ... and still winning! |
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Zy-Nox
Joined: Aug 02, 2003
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Jul 06, 2003 - 05:46 |
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GO ON THE ELVES............ |
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BunnyPuncher
Joined: Aug 02, 2003
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Jul 06, 2003 - 06:58 |
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Khorn
Joined: Aug 02, 2003
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Jul 07, 2003 - 12:14 |
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Khorn
Joined: Aug 02, 2003
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Jul 07, 2003 - 12:32 |
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What a game!! I hope this game makes me a member of the EMU.
Silver and Predator totaly got in shape after a massive pitch invasion by the Dead Legions fans. Filled with rage and blood lust they started riping does elves apart. It was a even game and very good coaching by the elves.
http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=16733
and one more thing, the former elf Mrs.Brill is now a fine member of my team. |
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Corneto25
Joined: Aug 02, 2003
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Jul 08, 2003 - 20:40 |
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BunnyPuncher
Joined: Aug 02, 2003
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Jul 09, 2003 - 23:33 |
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Rats with Huge Freakin Socks claim their first victim...
This bugger had the audacity to foul and kill one of my rats in the first turn. I think I showed him what happens when elves try to play tough with EMU. It's just like Father Dagon says... all those pointy-eared slugs cheat!
Oh and I won 4-1... Mooohahahhahahaha
http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=78473 |
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Adar
Joined: Aug 02, 2003
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Jul 09, 2003 - 23:57 |
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May I join the EMU? I promise that all my teams are made of camouflaged goblins and not elfs... |
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BunnyPuncher
Joined: Aug 02, 2003
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Jul 10, 2003 - 04:05 |
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Taffsadar wrote: | May I join the EMU? I promise that all my teams are made of camouflaged goblins and not elfs... |
Your amazons are more than welcome. But not yer elfs. Unless you feel like running a gauntlet to get in |
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Barash
Joined: Aug 02, 2003
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Jul 11, 2003 - 00:20 |
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Dark has finally been defeated by an EMU member
STAND FIRM Slam Dunks Dark!
Dark being favorite since they won all games vs UML and a 70 tr difference on the slow dwarfs of Stand Firm. (although one niggeler DE Blitzer was not playing)
Slowly but firmly, Stand Firm made 1-0 in the 5th turn of the 1st half, and then Stand Firm were able to stop the Darkies to tie the game in this first half.
In the 2nd half we allowed the Dark team to score, only to have enough time to make one more drive for the final 2-1 win and a few more casualties!
http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=78998
The game´s result: Stand Firm 2 - 1 Dark
The game´s casualties: Stand Firm 4/2/1 - 0/0/0 Dark
Including one -1 ST Witch elf and a death player, the latter was unfortunately saved by the apoth.
Thanks for the game Sinner! I'm looking forward to a rematch! |
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