wizkid
Joined: Mar 04, 2004
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Apr 13, 2005 - 09:22 |
 
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wizkid
Joined: Mar 04, 2004
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Apr 13, 2005 - 09:28 |
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xen7ric
Joined: Jan 13, 2005
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Apr 13, 2005 - 14:49 |
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Errm, the devil is a giant squid that dissolves in water?? Now that's an evolutionary dead end  ! |
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mstrchef13
Joined: Dec 11, 2004
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Apr 13, 2005 - 15:04 |
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Just what the hell is this, anyway??? |
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Laviak
Joined: Jul 19, 2004
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Apr 13, 2005 - 15:08 |
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funny is what it is! 
Did you know ...
mstrchef13 is a Tiny Mecha-Bee that eats Rocks, was Found beneath the Ice at the South Pole, has a Toughened Steel Skeleton, and enjoys Climbing Buildings. |
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Karhumies
Joined: Oct 17, 2004
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Apr 13, 2005 - 19:27 |
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Giant Battle Monsters
dragon Strength: 8
Agility: 9
Intelligence: 7
Karhumies is a Giant Dragon that fires Rockets, has Prehensile Eyes and Webbed Feet, is Sensitive to Noise, and can Leap Great Distances.
fumbbl is a Tiny Squid that has a mean Left Hook, and is in League with Dark Forces and Covered in Spines.
When defending against Karhumies:-
Strength: 3
Agility: 2
Intelligence: 11
Karhumies wins!
Fear me.  |
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Macavity
Joined: Nov 23, 2004
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Apr 13, 2005 - 19:33 |
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Darkwolf is a Giant Blob that can turn Invisible, and Tunnels Underground
Macavity is a Giant Dragon that Fears Nothing, Hovers Eerily, has Huge, Sharp Claws, can Change Shape, and lives beneath New York.
Macavity wins!
A premonition of our football teams next year? Ooooh Yeah!
Edit::: Actually, it seems whoever attacks loses... |
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DonKosak
Joined: Apr 06, 2004
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Apr 13, 2005 - 19:35 |
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Karhumies
Joined: Oct 17, 2004
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Apr 13, 2005 - 21:55 |
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Gritter
Joined: Jun 29, 2006
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Aug 08, 2012 - 17:08 |
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Gritter vs the interweb
http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monster.cgi?att=Gritter&def=the+interweb&a=S
Gritter is a Tiny Blob that eats Metal, breathes Poisonous Gas, Hovers Eerily, has Acid for Blood, and can Leap Great Distances.
the interweb is a Giant Mecha-Robot that Glows in the Dark, was Created by a Radioactive Accident, emits Ultrasonic Screams, can Leap Great Distances, and is Covered in Spines and in League with Dark Forces.
THE INTERWEB WINS!  |
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KenThis
Joined: Jun 28, 2007
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Aug 08, 2012 - 17:18 |
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DatMonsta
Joined: May 27, 2009
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Aug 08, 2012 - 17:38 |
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ClawPomb vs DatMonsta
http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monster.cgi?att=ClawPomb&def=DatMonsta&a=S
ClawPomb is a Human-Sized Lizard that kidnaps Blonde Women, has Enormous Tusks, carries a Flamethrower, and can Fly.
DatMonsta is a Giant Man-Eating Plant that breathes Ice Vapour, Stomps Around a Lot, is Undead and Susceptible to Electrical Damage, and picks up Cars and Throws Them.
It's a tie! (At least when it uses Strength... why am i dumb and unagile as f**k?) |
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jamesfarrell129
Joined: Dec 23, 2009
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Aug 09, 2012 - 14:31 |
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http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monster.cgi?att=clawpomb&def=fend&a=S
clawpomb is a Human-Sized Lizard that kidnaps Blonde Women, has Enormous Tusks, carries a Flamethrower, and can Fly.
fend is a Giant Blob that Hovers Eerily, has a Single Giant Eye, moves at Great Speed, and picks up Cars and Throws Them.
fend wins! |
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JimmyFantastic
Joined: Feb 06, 2007
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Aug 10, 2012 - 23:14 |
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I like this one! Chuck vs Bloodbowl |
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Gnomes are trash
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