m0gw41
Joined: Jun 12, 2012
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Mar 05, 2015 - 22:12 |
 
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Yeah that's my point, once I've got nice new thro-ra I don't want another, I'd rather have an uber-blitz-ra or tooled up skellie. If the draft was live (which I understand is not realistic) then once we've got our thro-ra we wouldn't go for another. |
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PainState
Joined: Apr 04, 2007
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Mar 05, 2015 - 23:21 |
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| m0gw41 wrote: | | Yeah that's my point, once I've got nice new thro-ra I don't want another, I'd rather have an uber-blitz-ra or tooled up skellie. If the draft was live (which I understand is not realistic) then once we've got our thro-ra we wouldn't go for another. |
Then make sure that on your draft list you point out that once you get a Throw-ra draft you will not draft another one and move down the list until a non throw-ra shows up.
A lot of coaches put notes like that on their draft sheet. |
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WhatBall
Joined: Aug 21, 2008
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Mar 06, 2015 - 02:24 |
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Settra, have you let the prophet show you up with the draft picks? He has you covered and then some.  |
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PainState
Joined: Apr 04, 2007
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Mar 06, 2015 - 23:10 |
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All coaches who have not sent in draft sheets by the end of day Sunday will draft off the default list that Rah-Ma has.
So, if you are waiting, wait no more, get your draft sheets sent in.
NEW COACHES are still welcome to join the KPL before the Kick off Next week. |
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pythrr
Joined: Mar 07, 2006
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Mar 07, 2015 - 00:51 |
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I WANT TEH VOOODOOO DOLL |
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Beerox
Joined: Feb 14, 2008
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Mar 07, 2015 - 03:14 |
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Default list? How about terrible list. Or a list composed by people who submitted a draft sheet. |
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WhatBall
Joined: Aug 21, 2008
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Mar 07, 2015 - 04:58 |
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Give them the scraps after I say. |
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WhatBall
Joined: Aug 21, 2008
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Mar 08, 2015 - 14:09 |
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So, where are the rest of the declarations? Are you all tempted by the prophet's offer, but waiting until the last minute. You won't escape his wrath, man up folks. |
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PainState
Joined: Apr 04, 2007
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Mar 09, 2015 - 22:27 |
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Tuesday is the last day to get draft list submitted, new teams/coaches who want to enter the KPL.
TUESDAY IS THE DROP DEAD DAY in the KPL for Draft Sheets and New Teams/Coaches |
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Bazakastine
Joined: Mar 21, 2014
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Mar 09, 2015 - 23:45 |
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Coach Bazakastine wakes up from a very very long drunken slumber to realize he hasn't declared. As his head is filled with fog he stumbles in and declares for Tomb King Setra. |
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PainState
Joined: Apr 04, 2007
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Mar 10, 2015 - 23:10 |
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Throne Room of Tomb King Settra
It takes over 20 minutes to calm the spectators down after the Prophets vodoo doll makes his appearance. In fact once he hears the fans cheering for him he does a carnival act for them, enertaining the crowd and getting them all worked up. Eventually the Prophet yanks his chain and makes him calm down.
Rah-Ma gives the crowd a steely looking gaze and calls for silence. Once he is satisfied he continues.
Coach Beerox approach the dais and cast your draft sheet
Coach Beerox stands up with a bucket of Church N' Chick'n and approaches the dais. Takes a large bite of a chicken drum stick and then throws it to the masses. A few of them battle it out to get the coveted chicken drum stick off the ground, treating it like a holy relic of Blood Bowl.
Beerox pulls his draft sheet out of his shirt pocket. Wipes the greese off his fingers and lifts the lid to the Prophets wicker basket and drops his draft list in.
Coach WhatBall approach the dais and cast your draft sheet
Coach WhatBall stands up with the aura of the coach who has won 2 of the 3 KPL championships. The crowd is silent, waiting in anticipation at what he will do.
He approaches the dais and talks with Rah-Ma for a moment, they exchange a moment of chuckles. He produces his list and drops it into the wicker basket of Tomb King Settra. The crowd lets out a gasp, the Prophet clenches his fist and tears up a contract that DeWalt chainsaws offered him.
Coach m0gw41 approach the dais and cast your draft Sheet
Coach m0gw41 stands up and scans the crowd. His battle scars defending the gates of Numas on his face. He carries a battle standard of the defenders of the gates who defended it from the heretics.
He approaches the throne of Settra and lays the flag down with great ceremony, offers a salute, approaches Rah-ma and hands him a gift from the holy city. He produces his draft sheet and drops it into the wicker basket of Tomb King Settra.
Coach Ryanfitz approach the dais and cast your draft sheet
Coach Ryanfitz stands up with a glass of vintage blood in a crystal glass. He offers a toast to the vampires in the crowd. With confidence he approaches the dais. Takes a large pull from his glass, stands there for a moment enjoying the auroma of blood on his tounge. Produces his draft sheet and opens the wicker basket of the Prophet and drops his draft list. The Vampires in attendance are shocked at this defection from the Ranks of Settra.
Coach Mossbeard approach the dais and cast your draft sheet
Coach Mossbeard stands up and approaches the throne of Settra. Offers him a millitary salute, gazes at the followers of the Prophet, his memories of the battle on the plains of Ka-Sabar still haunt his dreams. He produces his draft sheet and cast it into the wicker basket of Tomb King Settra.
Coach Nightbird approach the dais and cast your draft sheet
Coach Nightbird stands up, a aura of darkness surrounds him. The spectators in attendence recoil in fear as he reminds them of a ancient cult that held much sway. He approaches the Throne of Settra and exchanges words with the king, he takes a low bow to Settra and then approaches Rah-Ma. They exchange friendly words and he producess his draft sheet and cast it into the wicker basket of Tomb King Settra.
Coach Awambawamb approach the dais and cast your draft sheet
Coach Awambawamb stands up, in one hand he has a 60oz mug of ale. He is dusty and looks haggered, the look of lycanthrophy is apon his face. His hair is tangled and his eyes look feral. He approaches Rah-ma and hisses at him and recoils from his pressence. He produces his draft sheet and drops it into the the wicker basket of the Prophet.
Coach Bazakastine approach the dais and cast your draft sheet
Coach Bazakastine stands up in royal robes of the ancient house of Numas. His vampiric features are pronounced and he has a aura that makes most recoil in fear. He apporaches Rah-Ma, and he stands firm in the face of this vampiric lord. Bazakastine looks at him, impressed some one could stave off his aura in such close proximity. He produces his draft sheet and drops it into the wicker basket of the Prophet. The Vampires from Lahmia let out a cry of rage. It seems the Vampires of Lahmia have lost their sway with their fellow dark lords as they are flocking to the banner of the Prophet. |
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NerdBird
Joined: Apr 08, 2014
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Mar 10, 2015 - 23:33 |
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For some reason I am getting pop-up notifications of KPL messages but my inbox is empty....hmm. |
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PainState
Joined: Apr 04, 2007
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Mar 11, 2015 - 01:52 |
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Coach Xyon approach the dais and cast your draft sheet.
Coach xyon!!!!
Rah-Ma walks over to the coaches table. Xyon is face down in a pool of beer and stew. Rah-ma grabs him by his hair and pulls his head off the gruel on the table.
Xyon!!! Declare your allegiance!!!
Xyon through a haze, sees Rah-Ma's face right in front of him. He panics and tries to stand up. He staggers and falls head over heels over the bench behind him. He jumps back up and yells at the top of his lungs.
SETTRA!!! I declare for the King!!
He reaches over and grabs a stein of beer and starts offering toasts to Settra. Eventually Rah-Ma thinks this is to over the top and has him escorted out of the Throne room and thrown in the drunk tank. |
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pythrr
Joined: Mar 07, 2006
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Mar 11, 2015 - 02:16 |
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NOBNIBBLERS!!! |
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pythrr
Joined: Mar 07, 2006
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Mar 11, 2015 - 02:17 |
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VOODOO DOLL!
VOODOO DOLL! |
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