Arktoris
Joined: Feb 16, 2004
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Jun 26, 2016 - 07:11 |
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karate skill: when injured, leaves no bloodstain on the pitch. For karate men only bruise on the inside. |
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DarthPhysicist
Joined: Jun 14, 2015
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Jun 26, 2016 - 07:27 |
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Chuck Norris counters Claw with his chest hair, giving him AV 10. |
_________________ Using derivative humor since 2005.
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fidius
Joined: Jun 17, 2011
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Jun 26, 2016 - 07:45 |
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When Chuck Norris hits the pitch, pitch's armour is auto-broken, roll for injury. If stunned, flip board. If KO, square becomes unusable. If BH, square and 8 adjacent squares become unusable. If SI, half becomes unusable. If KI, board becomes unusable. Place Chuck in usable square of his choice. If no squares are usable, Chuck wins. |
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Roland
Joined: May 12, 2004
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Jun 26, 2016 - 08:29 |
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Does the player also automatically gets "no hands"? |
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Wolfwerty33
Joined: Jun 23, 2016
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Jun 26, 2016 - 09:54 |
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Chuck norris:
Star player.
Inducement cost: oo (infinity)
Chuck Norris does not need a statline. During his turn, he may move to anywhere on the pitch and block twice. Both blocks result in the instant death of the blockees. |
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Shakall
Joined: Feb 15, 2005
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Jun 26, 2016 - 10:41 |
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What happened to that funny thread with action hero players? |
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DarthPhysicist
Joined: Jun 14, 2015
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Jun 26, 2016 - 16:01 |
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fidius wrote: | When Chuck Norris hits the pitch, pitch's armour is auto-broken, roll for injury. If stunned, flip board. If KO, square becomes unusable. If BH, square and 8 adjacent squares become unusable. If SI, half becomes unusable. If KI, board becomes unusable. Place Chuck in usable square of his choice. If no squares are usable, Chuck wins. |
LOL
Perfect. |
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Lorebass
Joined: Jun 25, 2010
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WhatBall wrote: | Chuck Norris is the only player than can use AG6 on a pass. |
Pfft, doesn't matter when the guy's dice have faces numbered 6-11 |
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DarthPhysicist
Joined: Jun 14, 2015
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Jun 26, 2016 - 16:54 |
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On an injury roll of 22 against an opponent, Chuck Norris is engulfed in flame and divides into 2 Chuck Norris's who immediately begin a fight to the death. All other players are instantly dead. |
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Bloodfeast
Joined: Sep 02, 2009
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Jun 26, 2016 - 16:58 |
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DarthPhysicist
Joined: Jun 14, 2015
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Jun 26, 2016 - 17:00 |
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Bloodfeast wrote: | Would it not be better suited if it was called judo or jui-jutsu? Either way I dont like the idea |
I think most of us have moved on from any serious consideration and are just opining on the awesomeness of Chuck Norris. |
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Bloodfeast
Joined: Sep 02, 2009
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Jun 28, 2016 - 09:01 |
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