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ramchop



Joined: Oct 12, 2013

Post   Posted: Nov 05, 2017 - 05:41 Reply with quote Back to top

The battered and the broken come hither!

For there is salvation at hand.

There is a path to the surface. Rehabilitation is here.

Rehab Successes:
Image Brown Bog Bunnies. Before 890k, After 920k. TV gain +30k
Image Christie's Finest. Before 960k, After 1130k. TV gain +170k
Image Corporate Professionals. Before 830k, After 900k. TV gain +70k
Image Woodies Going Wild. Before 970k, After 980k. TV gain +10k
Image Ringmaster Ren's Merry Troupe. Before 970k, After 1010k. TV gain +40k
Image Black Creepers Before 890k, After 1000k. TV gain +110k
Image food fest. Before 820k, After 940k. TV gain +120k
Image Dirty South Greenies Before 880k, After 940k. TV gain +60k
Image Hämpfling. Before 820k, After 850k. TV gain +30k
Image Gremlins of Chaos and Fun Before 860k, After 940k. TV gain +80k
Image Pitchers of Woo [BT] Before 960k, After 990k. TV gain +30k
Image [T]inker-[T]oy [T]itans Before 910k, After 1070k. TV gain +160k
ImageGensBons. Two visits to rehab at 910k and 960k. Total TV gain +180k
Image Easygirl Before 910k, After 1000k. TV gain +90k
Image [JSBBT] Dirty Hobbits Three visits to rehab at 920k, 980k and 960k. TV gain +60k
Image Cash Bash Destroy Before 810k, After 1200k. TV gain +390k
Image Dirty Bakers Dozen. Before 940k, After 960k. TV gain +20k
Image Surprise, Not. Before 880k, After 1000k. TV gain +120k
Image Four Pillars. Before 930k, After 1020k. TV gain +90k
Image 6 Feet Underworld Before 880k, After 890k. TV gain +10k
Image [BT 18_19] Out of my way Before 830k, After 1030k. TV gain +200k


We tried:
Image Salt Lake Sexy Before 930k, After 930k. TV gain +0k

Lost Causes (some are beyond help):
Image Mootland Borrowers. Before 870k, After 890k. TV gain +30k - Retired


So far there have been no patients who have a net TV loss under the Dr Box Bottom Feeders rehabilition regime.


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ramchop



Joined: Oct 12, 2013

Post   Posted: Nov 05, 2017 - 05:42 Reply with quote Back to top

First session of Blackbox Rehab, Sunday 8am server time.

Dr Box Bottom Feeders will be available for treatment. Other volunteers welcome.
ramchop



Joined: Oct 12, 2013

Post   Posted: Nov 05, 2017 - 08:06 Reply with quote Back to top

The clinic doors opened at 7:55am, but nobody was outside waiting to enter.

Too early for the broken? Too late perhaps?

Eventually a lost looking Vampire wandered in. Not a scratch on him. Never even set foot on the pitch before.

Dr Box Bottom Feeder served him a cuppa tea, they had a chat, and he went off on his merry way.

"Maybe we'll see you again sometime", the good doctor said and he closed the clinic door.


postgame edit:
Vamps pregame 970tv, gently nudged to the surface, now 1010tv. Nearly killed a vamp though, yay regen Smile


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DaCoach



Joined: Jul 22, 2004

Post   Posted: Nov 05, 2017 - 08:18 Reply with quote Back to top

Remind me again, what are the range in TV allowed for new teams in box?
And on from there?
Realize I made a TV970 rookie team for one.
BillBrasky



Joined: Feb 15, 2005

Post   Posted: Nov 05, 2017 - 10:05 Reply with quote Back to top

Keep the Trophy strong.

All hail RAMCHOP!
Sp00keh



Joined: Dec 06, 2011

Post   Posted: Nov 05, 2017 - 11:19 Reply with quote Back to top

I don't think there's a lower limit on TV is there ?
Could take 11 snotlings if you wanted for 220tv..
DaCoach



Joined: Jul 22, 2004

Post   Posted: Nov 05, 2017 - 14:52 Reply with quote Back to top

I meant allowed TV difference.
Stopped being a lazy git and found it: https://fumbbl.com/p/notes?op=view&id=522
ramchop



Joined: Oct 12, 2013

Post   Posted: Nov 11, 2017 - 22:36 Reply with quote Back to top

A Saturday night in the most populated part of FUMBBL. Drunken fights, damaged trophy teams.

All welcome. Clinic doors open at 22:45. That's less than 10 minutes away.


UPDATE: 8 other teams visited the Box 22:45 Saturday night. TV1000k to TV1720k. Nobody in need of therapy... yet.
3 teams walked past the open doors of the clinic at 23:00. Nobody came in, but a few spat scornfully in the direction of the clinic muttering "monoactivator!"
Clinic doors closed, no luck tonight


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Throweck



Joined: Feb 23, 2013

Post   Posted: Nov 11, 2017 - 22:48
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ramchop



Joined: Oct 12, 2013

Post   Posted: Nov 12, 2017 - 11:15 Reply with quote Back to top

A session has been booked by a desperate patient.

Friday 22:00 server time

One on one is fine, but group therapy works better. Mark the date and time in your calendar. See you there.
ramchop



Joined: Oct 12, 2013

Post   Posted: Nov 17, 2017 - 20:41 Reply with quote Back to top

Clinic doors open in a little over an hour. Battered Box teams needing treatment, all welcome at 22:00 server time.
Joost



Joined: Mar 17, 2014

Post   Posted: Nov 17, 2017 - 20:44 Reply with quote Back to top

"I can heartily recommend ze doctor. Hardly any loss of blood."

-'Ringmaster' Ren -
ramchop



Joined: Oct 12, 2013

Post   Posted: Nov 17, 2017 - 21:51 Reply with quote Back to top

Two broken underworld patients got to the clinic bright and early, but the doors were still closed. While waiting, they got to talking, and an amazing thing happened. Self help therapy!

Image Under the Box Before 860k, After 940k
Image [BT] Undi Ballers Before 850k, After 1050k
ramchop



Joined: Oct 12, 2013

Post   Posted: Nov 17, 2017 - 23:19 Reply with quote Back to top

Sunday night was underworld group therapy night.

Prez's battered UW trophy team received the treatment, and ended the night 110k tv better off.
ramchop



Joined: Oct 12, 2013

Post   Posted: Nov 26, 2017 - 00:51 Reply with quote Back to top

That was an intense healing session. But sometimes the downtrodden simply need to accept tough love. And Dr Box Bottom Feeder certainly provided this. Chief therapy assistant Koi dished out the tough love upon no less than 6 of the downtrodden halfings. It was hard for the flings, but growth is hard work. And my how they've grown.

Image food fest. Before 820k, After 940k.


Enjoy your retirement Koi, you'll be a hard act to replace.
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