bluetooth
Joined: Aug 02, 2003
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Apr 20, 2005 - 10:02 |
 
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Nuffle sucks.
The NBA (Nuffle Blasphemers Association) believes in Nuffle, but we don't worship him, we curse the fickle, insane, sadistic bastard. Why, you may ask, because he sucks, and you may ask why he sucks. Nuffle sucks because he is a nothing of a god, he doesn't help out his followers nor does he punish his blasphemers. He screws everyone exactly the same way. You all have had the experience where you need to GFI to score that winning TD and you roll a 1 and then you RR another 1.
That is Nuffle screwing with you and he has done it to everyone in some way or another. Doesn't matter if you praise his name or curse him, he will still screw you some way, sooner or later, so you might as well curse him...
...it will definately make you feel better.
We don't claim that cursing Nuffle will help you to win, that would be just as silly as those who say that praising him will help you win, we say that it doesn't matter what you do Nuffle will screw you in the end. Go ahead and say it, "Nuffle Sucks!", you know you want to! |
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JanMattys
Joined: Feb 29, 2004
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Apr 20, 2005 - 10:25 |
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Nuffle sucks!!!!
aaahhh... that warm, warm feeling...  |
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Kommando
Joined: Dec 08, 2003
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Apr 20, 2005 - 12:53 |
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Darkson
Joined: Aug 02, 2003
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Apr 20, 2005 - 19:38 |
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Right on, brother Bluetooth!
Nuffle Sucks more than a $5 hooker! |
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AFK_Eagle
Joined: Mar 12, 2004
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Apr 20, 2005 - 23:13 |
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Well, how much service can you really get for $5, hmm? You would need at least $100 to get proper...
...ahem...
NUFFLE SUCKS!! |
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Kommando
Joined: Dec 08, 2003
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Apr 21, 2005 - 00:52 |
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€ 10 best offer around here. friend of mine was really surprised but still thought of his girlfriend. good lad. |
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JanMattys
Joined: Feb 29, 2004
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Apr 21, 2005 - 11:00 |
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O__o |
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Valen
Joined: Aug 02, 2003
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Apr 21, 2005 - 22:40 |
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NUFFLE CAN SUCK ME ****ING **** |
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thesquig
Joined: Apr 11, 2004
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Apr 21, 2005 - 22:44 |
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lol
Couldnt have put it clearer myself. |
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Torg
Joined: Aug 02, 2003
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Apr 21, 2005 - 23:43 |
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All this Nuffle cursing is enough to bring a tear to my eye (tear of joy that is). Keep it up!
NUFFLE SUCKS!!!! |
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Mr_QB
Joined: Jul 16, 2004
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Apr 26, 2005 - 22:53 |
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Nuffle has made me roll more snake eyes than i care to remember, curse his name |
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Nuffle should have stayed in his cursed mother's womb, she should have had pity on our lost souls and killed nuffle while she still had the chance. |
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Macavity
Joined: Nov 23, 2004
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Apr 26, 2005 - 23:00 |
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I find sacrificing Cats to Nuffle helps my luck....At least for 1/2 a game or so..... |
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thesquig
Joined: Apr 11, 2004
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Apr 26, 2005 - 23:11 |
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I seriously think nuffle doesnt exist. I think luck goes deeper than nuffle. The random generator is my dice god!
Praise Java Random Generator, praise his name, for he is great! Join the cult to the Random Dice Generator, for he is the great one who provides us with 2 turn touchdowns, casualties, stat increasements, and most importantly 6s on the fan factor table!
(I guess if the cult of nuffle is christianity, Java Random Generator is Musilim) |
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Nuffle Sucks!!!
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