Smegish
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Welcome Sports fans, JaHosh Gawwad here to give you the results of a recent Regional Division game, the Creepers defeated the Women Who Wear Little 1-0. The Creepers played very aggresively, and beat the poor Wimmin into the turf at every opportunity, before Doctor Feeldead walked in to score the only TD of the game. The Women are likely to struggle in their next game, with Denise Richards and Jenna Jamison to miss the next game, and with Anna Nicole Smith moving on to a higher place.
This is JaHosh Gawwad, asking for a minute silence to commemorate the passing of Anna, before remembering to Bring Back the Biff! |
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Smegish
Joined: Jul 13, 2004
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May 01, 2005 - 04:48 |
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Welcome sports fans, JaHosh Gawwad here to give you the Sunday Night Regional Betting Tips for Round Four. Like last week, I'm going to try to help all those of a betting mind out there. Firstly the Commissioner Twahn Memorial League.
Form Guide (0/0/3) v Creepers (3/0/0)
Form Guide are yet to get a win this season, while the Creepers are coming off their third straight win. The Creepers will be hoping to win this one to stay on top of the division, while Form Guide desperately need to win this game to get off the bottom. The rotters have suffered lots of injuries to key players while the undead are only missing a zombie. The mass of injuries coupled with their inability to do much with the ball will give Form Guide little chance to win this one. Creepers by 2.
Soft n Fluffy (2/0/1) v Women Who Wear Little (2/0/1)
Coming off their loss to the Creepers last week, the Women Who Wear Little have a few players missing this game, while Soft n Fluffy defeated Form Guide last week, and are looking stronger by the week. Both these teams are in contention for the Division title, but first they must win this game. The missing players will make it difficult for the amazons to win this one, and the strength of the orcs will probably see them the victors. Soft n Fluffy by 1.
King's Park Rangers (1/1/1) v Bogan Yobs (2/0/1)
The King's Park Rangers had a good game with Good, Bad, Furry last week, but weren't able to pull off a win and so slipped back to sixth place. The Bogan Yobs however, won their second straight game last week against the Sinister Duskriders, and will look to make it 3 in a row to stay in near the top of the division. With the Rangers short a player due to the death of Dancing Toonie, they will probably struggle against the more resilient Humans. The Bogans are only getting stronger and should win this match. Bogans by 1.
Good, Bad, Furry (1/1/1) v Sinister Duskriders (0/0/2)
Good, Bad, Furry have had a slow start to this season, and probably should've beaten the Rangers last week. The Sinister Duskriders are still trying to build up their team. The Skaven need this win to keep their promotion hopes alive, while the Dark Elves are probably hoping to just survive this season without any major injuries. The Skaven should have no problem seeing off the Duskriders, and should win by at least 2.
And now the Donut Emporium Regional League, and again some of the teams have played their games already, so I will just cover those that are yet to be played.
BrisVegans (2/1/0) v Minor Deities (3/0/0)
A real top of the table clash this week, and with both teams coming of wins last week this game will certainly be one to watch. The Elves are yet to be beaten this week, but this is probably thir first real challenge this season. Neither team is suffering any injuries, and both teams will be fielding their full squads. This game will be a real challenge for the defence, but I think the speed and skill of the elves will see them through this match. Deities by 2.
Arnold's Avengers (0/0/3) v Mr Whippy's Donut Boys (0/2/1)
And we move onto the bottom of the table clash. The Halflings have had a bad start to the season, but not as bad as the ogres. Both teams need this win to move off the bottom, and the lack of ball-handling skills will not help the Avenger's chances in this game. I never thought I'd hear myself say this, but the superior skills of the 'Flings should see them the winner at the end of this one, but whether any of THEM see the end of this one is still up to debate. Donut Boys by 2.
I hope this helped those who like a bet. This is JaHosh Gawwad saying goodbye, and reminding you to keep Bringing Back the Biff! |
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Snorri
Joined: Jun 07, 2004
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May 01, 2005 - 06:32 |
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Kami (old cap'n and occasional assistant coach of da Karaz Krasherz) decided to swing by the Snorriheim Bowl this week and check out the action there for the first time since the Krasherz left on their Vet's road trip.
Well, lads and...lads! The Bowl is back! When da Krasherz left on a road trip for da Vet's League, the Snorriheim Bowl was almost as quiet as a church graveyard, but it didn't take long for the home town to become enthusiastic for the young lads that took their place! Despite the Vanguard having trained for so long under the Krasherz, it was always going to be a quandary to see whether the folks here would take to these strange elves. They play a different ball game, but in some ways its not so different.
Having heard of the Krasherz reputation as a bunch of agile ball players (ed. by Kami: aka pansies!) they dropped anchor in the port to train under Coach Snorri - to take the ball game to a new level beyond even what the Krasherz could ever hope to achieve (true to form, 5 +AG's and no +STR, just like the Krasherz!).
First game into the season, they played their hearts out against Snorriheim's most dastardly foe on the BB field (dwarves) and came up trumps! This more than anything got the crowd back, especially given the excitement after last season's resounding win against the Smashers. Their second game saw a solid game against the rotters. What initially appeared as an easy game on paper quickly disolved into a hard game as niggles and handicaps took their toll before the game. Fourteen turns of cagebusting later and the Ice Wolf finally finished the game off with some comic brilliance as he danced his way past the foe and into freefall (on a gfi) over the line with a cocky swirl. It sure didn't impress the coach, but the crowd loved it.
Soo...with everything abuzz here at Snorriheim bowl, the Vanguard look set to make a run at the divisional title this season. Already three teams are shaping up for it: They are the Vanguard, Zen Adepts and German Vermin. They'll certainly need a bit of luck to get there. With a particularly tough division, one bad game could spell the end of their running, specially with the three games to come vs the Wicker Men, the Adepts and rounded off with a game against the deadly Vermin. It will be interesting to see the game they play against the Wicker Men.
Will they go for the win at whatever cost or will they be forced into a game of survival, hoping to reserve their strength for the big games against the Adepts and the Vermin that will follow? |
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Snorri
Joined: Jun 07, 2004
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May 01, 2005 - 16:05 |
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And the Vanguard rock the Snorriheim Bowl yet again!
They needed to make some luck to come through this game unscathed, and they made the most of the wagonload that came their way.
Unfortunately the exciting matchup that was expected wasn't to be, as the Wicker Men, fumbled, fell and found life damn awkward in an uncomfortable blizzard for the first five turns. With the elves blocking the wickermen senseless and helped along by two blitzes, the score had raced away to 3-0 at the half and the game was already wrapped up. The second half played out much more evenly, but the elves had dropped back to survival mode by this stage and there were few heroics to get excited about. The final siren saw the elves through for the win, but more importantly at full strength for their next round battle against the Zen Adepts.
Vanguard of the Southern Ark 4 vs 2 Wicker Men |
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Twahn
Joined: Aug 02, 2003
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May 04, 2005 - 11:34 |
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Edi the Birk: "Howdey Sportsfans, I'm Edi the Birk and you're tuned in to Carlton Vision for a quick wrap on the last couple of weeks of action from our boys at United as they continue their Assault on the Northern Conference. Welcome aboard kids!
Well after a hard fought win against the hard hitting pretenders Gumbeast United, the brave young lads were in for another tough one in Round 2 as they drew a game against the even harder hitting bad boys of the North, the Beasts of Bowl! A well grounded team, with a good kill record to back up their winning one, was gonna be no easy task for United, especially when the announcement was made that Team Captain Duke Snakefield and Superstar Gordon Lau would both be involved in a vital and extensive blood testing program, devised and conducted by one time Team Manager and Bronze Shield holder Mr. Swan as part of his plan to, in a quote from the man himself last week "revamp his once mighty team and enable them to rein supreme once more".
Our boys showed the heart that has made Carlton the team it is today though despite the absense of their two key players, many times battling on, as they're famed for doing, though reduced to a mere handful of players with legs left for fighting. A draw was the best they could hope for however, and a draw is what they got. A good hard match that would leave both teams in the hunt for the title this season...
Next up Round 3, and it was gonna be another punishing matchup for our boys. Wanna Beatin, another hot favourite to contend for the title this season and certainly another team to make them 3+ dodges look pretty tempting! Carlton were confident heading into this one though, with an injury free roster and a full stock of superstars, what could the dumb greenskins do? Well, there turned out to be one thing they could certainly do, and that was Block! Not waiting to ask whether we did wanna beatin', the Orcs just got to work and it wasn't long before Carlton were floundering.
1-0 down at half time and with the Orcs to receive, the Duke made a stirring speech at the break. His boys would need to stand toe to toe with the wretched creatures and simply give them what for. "No block? No strength? No matter!!" were the cries heard from the Carlton rooms before they ran back to the field for one final roll of the dice. The dice rolled... double 1s. Carlton were in trouble again. The second half of the game turned into a nasty scramble for the ball with both teams desperate. Orc fists and Carlton faces were everywhere as chaos consumed the pitch...
The ref checked his watch as the final seconds ticked down and some greenskin chucker ran back to collect a ball that most everyone had forgotten. Scooping it up, the creature looked up and spied himself a juicy longbomb. His arm stretched back as his eye caught a 'Flash' of God-given Brilliance out of the corner of his eye... too late his springloaded arm let fly, as too did the legs of Gordon. Both sailed through the air as the once tumultuous stadium fell to deathly silence.
Many would swear after the match that the Flash leaped clear from the line of scrimmage to land in the endzone as he delivered that ball to its home. Others will tell you that he never landed; just delivered the ball mid flight... either way, another draw for Carlton and a couple of much needed league points taking them to second on the ladder.
Edi the Birk, doing the work. Night all." |
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ozjesting
Joined: Jan 27, 2004
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May 05, 2005 - 10:02 |
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Ed Harsh here for Herd and Hoof Magazine
Well Herd fans...it was a bleak week in Horn Hollow. Seems the Brothers in Bloodbowl had a family reunion or some other picnic affair as they completly forgot to front up for their match! Gone was filthy!!! As can be expected of such a star. His chase for HoF selection is the sole reason to play in this last Premier season. The horse has bolted it seems for any hope of a title...but pride is on the line and the kidz have been training hard.
This week sees the last chance to have a go against their fierce rivals Southside Stone Smashers! The Herd has only won 1 of their last 4 meetings...and it would be a brave bookie that would offer long odds against the Smashers. Denied a repeat in their title defense by some strange goings on in ladder land they are fired up and looking dangerous again this season! But Amorica is back on deck...and Gone and Taller are fired up! Even Lions has stayed out of the studio and concentrated on this game! Should be one for the ages!
Game time is Tomorrow Friday May 6 at around 3pm AEST.
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DoubleSkulls
Joined: Oct 05, 2003
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May 05, 2005 - 11:32 |
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G'day sportsfans and from the Southern Conference I can report that the notorious Rotter team, Smellier Socks Than You were really reeking last night as the crushed the German Vermin in a real stinker.
Mr Green was taken out early by a vicious rat foul, and the boys decided to exact cruel revenge. Boots went flying and all rats showing some deformaties were quickly removed from the pitch by the maladourous beasts. The smell was so bad that the skaven healer refused to attend to his comrades on the pitch!
First half saw a classic rotter cage rolling up the field and as the rats got removed from the game it quickly become obvious that Riper was going to walk into the endzone virtually unopposed. Then the rotters were so busy congratulating the newboy that they forgot about the incredible speed of goethe and the world record sprinter sprinted into the Sock's endzone just as the whistle blew for half time.
Second half the rats were looking ragged and a dropped catch gave the Sock's a great opportunity. The rats managed to recover the ball but in their desperation tried to throw the ball downfield but were overcome by the smell. Once again Riper recovered the ball and ran downfield for the winner. Sock's fans were jubiliant at the victory, their first in living (rotter) memory. |
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ozjesting
Joined: Jan 27, 2004
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May 06, 2005 - 07:51 |
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Crowes v Smashers Update
Due to ongoing time flucuations which are most likely the result of the TER machines presence in this land...The match scheduled for today has bene postponed til tomorrow or sunday. All depends on the Herds finding a proper plug in small hotels in the Badlands  |
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ozjesting
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May 07, 2005 - 15:46 |
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Symmetrical
Joined: Jan 15, 2005
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May 13, 2005 - 12:29 |
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Good evening sports fans. This week's Friday Night Football sees the much despised & maligned German Vermin (booo hissss) match up against everyone's favourite Dark Elves, the Vanguard of the Southern Ark (cheer hurrah). The match is due to kick off around 9pm, so be sure to get your seat to cheer every dead Rat, every Elf touchdown, and anything else to your fancy. Last time the two sides met, the German Vermin were easy winners, 3-1 in a bloody game, but injury and age have ravaged them since then, while the Ice experts have gone from strength to strength.The Dark Elves have been in red hot form lately, and look set to take the Souther Conference title, and advance into Premier. The Vermin on the other hand, have played shockingly bad Blood Bowl recently, and rumour has it they will drop back a division at the end of this season. Nuffle is a weird guy though,and stranger things than a German victory have happened before, just none this commentator can think of currently.
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Snorri
Joined: Jun 07, 2004
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May 13, 2005 - 15:49 |
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Kami here with a mid-game report!
It's been another of those wierd games the Vanguard have been seeing all season. All sorts of unlikely events - it's almost as if someone was importing warpstone to the snorriheim bowl.
At the kickoff, the Ice Warden niggles yet again! That's 3 games out of 4 he's missed now! But, to boot, the skaven fail two niggles as well! That made 3/5 niggles fail to turn up for the game. Events are smacking of warpstone already!
A bh in the first turn and things looked grim for the rats as they quickly dropped to a 2-0 deficit. But things turn around so quickly. The rats managed a blitz and quickly racked up a bundle of ko's (of which only 4/16 ko rolls have succeeded!) and 2 cas while being impossible to break themselves. Now with a double fumble on a throw, and sorely outnumbered at a critical junction, the rats look likely to pounce and run away with the equaliser with still time left on the clock for another run downfield! Should be an exciting finish. |
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Snorri
Joined: Jun 07, 2004
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May 15, 2005 - 07:50 |
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Kami back post match with an update...
What a finish! At the last report the Vanguard's star player had pulled off a big fumbbl on the throw (*Kami mutters something incomprehensible about the slack attitude those AG5 stars develop*) , leaving the vermin with a big opening to pull off an equaliser while a good part of the elf team sat in the KO bin.
But - dat warpstone the rats had littered the field with wasn't yet spent! The vermin's gutter runner promptly tripped over an elf, then tripped over his tail which had grown a few notches (double 1's) as he went for the ball, leaving the elves to make a dodge for it and accomplish exactly the same thing. The game got a little scrappy after that but with a vicious blow from the Vanguard to the Vermin's brilliant Albert Einstein the rat's defence crumbled and allowed the Vanguard to a stunning 5-2 win.
And I reckon my old mates in the Krasherz could learn a few lessons from the Vanguard! In just five games they've pummeled four high profile stars from the game! I wonder if Snorri's trying a few new things with the Vanguard's training program.... |
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bartgoon
Joined: Dec 27, 2004
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May 15, 2005 - 15:11 |
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Hello sportsfans, this is Feathers O'Plenty, translator and PR consultant for the Brisvegans. I'm bringing you the will of the Old ones, live from SWL. Lord Kroak the Unliving himslef sent this team over from Lustria, to explore, gather magic items and seek out the mystical totem called "A Twahnlow Medal."
Well, when asked by his skink cohort if this was a good idea, he let out a small hiss of air that is usually taken as consent. Not a talker, but he commands the Lizardmen in battle, and that means he gets respect!
Coach BG has had a rough time getting into the groove of SWL, getting skavenraped back to 8 players early on, but eight players meant an nice spread of recovery satr points to the saurus players, and soon ever saurus had block, and the basis of the team was made. Qpool saw coach BG take too much advantage of a little tearaway called Annerly, who ran the one turn touchdown option. A better tactic was needed for long term. BG always takes the road less travelled, and so got the coaches to train for a 'hail mary'- 'diving catch' team. Time will tell if this can be made work...
The Vegans made it to the Donut conference, and are sitting on third place. First game against the donut boys was a lesson in playing your strengths, and focus. The Vegans did neither, but some luck late in the gmae once the halflings were thinned made for an even ballgame. The treemen were on fire, with two TTM touchdowns, and an excellent running play. Skink speed always countered the halfling defence, but not enough to get ahead.
Luck helped the Vegans get over the line in game two - the ball was evasive, and stayed out of the hand. A close match saw only a single, lucky TD.
Ogres! Ogres big enough to make even the newly aquired Kroxigor "Maul" know he was in the big time. The game was harsh, and confusion reigned with screaming kroxigors, confused ogres, hurting gnoblars and triumphant skinks. They avoided the ogres, ganged up on the gnoblars and got the ball over the line three times to none. Some real hurt was handed out by the ogres, a but you can always smile after a win.
Skills a plenty. That is what the "Minor Deities" had on show, and that is how they did in the lizards. Need more tackle. We got the sympathy score, they got the championship points. Our first loss in the Donut squad...
"The Brisbane Bonco's" are Norse through and through, and that means they love a bit of the old ultraviolence. All in all, I think their superior blocking skills meant that they won the fight, but the hail mary cross field plays, and some great catching meant that the Vegans won the match!
Next week sees the "Wicked C Dorfs" meet the Vegans. With a superior blocking game, a plethora of guards to take down our front line, and three powerful chasers to corral the skinks and prevent the running game, the "Brisvegans" face theie biggest challenge to ongoing survival. If they can get clear, they can win. If they fail to defend themselves very well indeed, the handicaps and tricks that the dwarves pull out could make all the difference to even having a team at the end of the game.
I'm looking forward to the next few games, and i'll be reporting soon about this up and coming team and their search for the Twahnlow Medal... |
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Symmetrical
Joined: Jan 15, 2005
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May 17, 2005 - 05:04 |
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Hallo Sport-Ventilatoren! Klaus Von Crap, der unten aus Deutschland auf dem Klopfen' EM, Gegenkraft' EM aus Kampf berichtet, der die des SWLs 9. Jahreszeit war. Die righteous Nagetiere des Drittes Reichs liefen mit einem Blut splattered Spiel gegen die Kolorado Lawine an. Manchmal konnten die hölzernen Elfe für eine Lawine gehofft haben, das Spiel anzuhalten, stattdessen war aller, den sie erhielten, ein Regen der Schläge und ein Erdrutsch der Unfall. Dieses stoppte Kolorado nicht von zwar zählen, und sie drueckten die deutsche Verteidigung unermüdlich für das gesamte Spiel. Verletzungen nahmen ihre Abgabe schließlich zwar und nähern sich dem Ende der zweiten Hälfte, Kolorado erlagen. Wenn nur ein Spieler auf dem Taktabstand gelassen ist (und ihm, stellen Sie unten im Schmutz) gegenüber, lief Deutschland innen zur Kerbe, was der entscheidende Touchdown sein würde. Aus den vielen Verletzungen heraus, die durch Kolorado erlitten wurden, war das schlechteste der Tod von Chris Gratton. Chris starb nach einem smack zum Bügel von den Binokeln des Graf Zeppelins. Folgender Umlauf sah die Schädlinge, eine Schlusse Schlacht gegen die Zen Adepten zu kämpfen. Eine langsame erste Hälfte stellte die Schädlinge zurück in ein, was schließlich ein blutiges Spiel war. Die Zen Adepten hielten die Kugel für die erste Hälfte, nachdem sie weg vom Öffnung Stoß bombardiert hatten, und aus Claudia geklopft hatten. Spiel weg von der Kugel degenerierte in eine Schlacht für Überleben, und Sachen apeared kahles manchmal für die Ratten, aber zutreffend sich zu bilden, handhatten sie, durch zu reiben. Apothecaries von beiden Seiten wurden vorbei früh zur Hälfte zweite erschöpft, und mit der Kerbe gegen ihn unleashed ergreift 2-1 am Ende, Hitler seine Wut auf dem Br-Gedanken, seinen Bart, und weg zerreißt seinen Kiefer heftig. Br-Gedanke starrte durchdacht den schlechten Diktator während eines Momentes vor fallendem Überschuß absolut vom Schlag an. Angespornt durch die Anzeige durch seinen Führer, betrachtete Oberst Klink menacingly dem Hobgoblin, Butsugen. Butsugen fiel rüber und lachte so stark daß seins (in)sides spalteten sich, buchstäblich auf. Wenn seine internen Organe, das schlechte Hobgoblin zum Tod erdrosselt sind, auf seinem eigenen Blut brachen. Ringsum Säge 3 war das deutsche Gleiche oben gegen das verärgerte Asgardians und diese ein Gleiches, das die Deutschen oben für gefeuert wurden. Traurig wegen der Sichtbeeinträchtigung ihres Trainers beachtete noone, daß der Skandinavier Minotaur auf PCP (Ironman) war, und könnte nicht verletzt werden... Nach einer dominierenden ersten Hälfte wendete Claudia den gesamten zweiten Hälfte Ausschnitt auf und das Zerschneiden bei gefrorenem Tauros und bis Lindemann stomped auf ihm und vergeudete wertvolle Gelegenheiten, andere "Tod" Spieler zu töten. Die Skandinavier verursachten der Reihe nach die Beschädigung von ihren Selbst, niggling Paul Landers und töten Jorno Kunkle. Das apoth, das Jorno, seinen letzten Namen angebend wieder beleben nicht gekonnt wurde, wurde fehlbuchstabiert, und das, indem wir ihn könnten uns sterben ließen, ihn mit jemand mit der korrekten Rechtschreibung ersetzen. Bis die Diskussion zwischen Trainer u. Arzt beendet wurde, war das Resultat irrelevant, war Jorno tot, sein das Spiel rüber, und Deutschland war die Sieger. Spiel 4 von Jahreszeit 9 war gegen Smellier Socken als Sie, eine Mannschaft, die erhöht wurde, um einige cowardly hohe Elfe zu ersetzen, die aus der südlichen Konferenz heraus fielen. Zu der Zeit des Starts wurde Hitler für das Ausfragen betreffend ist das geheimnisvolle disapearance der Seinfeld Familie gehalten, und war nicht imstande zu spielen. Seine Abwesenheit die Socken erlaubt, zum der Ratten um auffangen zu tyrannisieren, und mit einem einfachen Sieg 2-0 weg zu kommen. Der Tod von Herrn Green war wenig Trost, obwohl Graf Zeppelin seine faulen Rotter Schädel ein momento hielt, und hat zu TicTacs innen speichern dort genommen. Das starke Schlagen, der entschlossene Betrieb und das acurate, die durch die Avantgarde der südlichen Arche fügten überschreitet ganz, bis zu einem Verlust für die deutschen Schädlinge in runden 5 hinzu. Hitler handhatte, etwas Zorn auf dem leisen Blizzard, der herauszunehmen das Zittern in der Nacht aufwacht, damit Jahre kommen und erinnerte sich den an faulen Atem des regelwidrigen Diktators. Oberst Klink u. Jorno beide gezählten Touchdowns und während einer kurzen Periode, sah es wie die Ratten kann in der Lage ge$$$WESEN sein, einen abgehobenen Betrag zu retten aus. Es war nicht, zu sein jedoch und wie der rote Baron aus den Grund mit einem Bissen Schmutz legen, die dunklen Elfe schaufelte die Kugel, oben bevor es auf dem schnellen Bruch zählte. Das schlechteste defensive Spiel in der Geschichte der Deutschen, war es irgendwie auch das einzige Spiel in ihrer Geschichte, in der sie ihr fanbase während auf der falschen Seite der Anzeigetafel erhöhten. Ein hartes Spiel, zum weg von einer harten Jahreszeit für jeder der Liebling Nazi-Nagetiere zu übersteigen. Dieses war das letzte Spiel für die Schädlinge für Jahreszeit 9, und sie spielten mit dem passenden Herzen und hoffnungslos versuchten, zu beenden ihre Jahreszeit auf einer Höhe. Hinunter 3-2 spät zur Hälfte zweite, wenn 2 Spielern, die schlecht, 2 ernsthaft verletzt und der verletzt werden, Arzt heraus vom Leben Einsparung Hitlers getragen sind, schauten Sachen hoffnungslos. Und herauf getretenes Johann, zum von von Geschichte dann zu bilden. Begabte Johann Wolfgang von Goethe verwirklichte nie sein volles Potential als bloodbowler bis sein letztes Gleiches. Wenn die Verletzungen consistantly seine Fähigkeit hemmen, zu spielen, war die Endrunde, die von SWL Jahreszeit 9 rund ist, die allways, die gehen, sein swansong zu bedeuten. Die Tatsache, daß das Spiel gegen die diabolical Korbmänner war, schien sicher, das zu bestätigen. Wissend hatte er nur 80 Minuten nach links in seiner Karriere schien, Johann anzuspornen. Jedesmal wenn die Deutschen weg traten, würde er die jüngeren Ratten aus seiner Weise heraus, sicherzustellen er erhielt jede Gelegenheit, angesichts der zwei entgegensetzenden Mamas zu erhalten drücken. Um 15 Umdrehungen kämpfte er sie und jedermann sonst, wer seinen Gefallen fand. Zweimal war er von auffangen Zwangs, nachdem er heraus, aber von jeder Zeit, die geklopft worden war er zurück auf auffangen an der ersten Gelegenheit laufen ließ, festgestellt, um seine Position auf der Linie von scrimmage zu nehmen. Wenn den Deutschen die nach durch 1 und Zeit heraus laufen wußte Johann, daß gute Verteidigung nicht im BegriffWAR, zu sein genug. Er schrie bei Manfred für die Kugel weg von der Stoßrückkehr, und sobald er sie in der Hand hatte, könnte nichts ihn stoppen. Springend über das Tanguy Tremaynson und Allyn Clustfeinad in einem Blitz, wich er weg aus und ließ seine haarigen kleinen Beine unten unten Weise Weise downfield, bis die Kreuzung in das Endzone, zum rapturous Applaus von den ekstatischen Ventilatoren laufen. Wenn ein abgehobener Betrag sicher gesichert ist und seinem Namen für immer oben in den Lichtern Johann zurück zu der Linie von Scrimmage für ein letztes Mal, wandered das Denken an seine upcoming Pension. "das Leben wird gut sein," er dachte zu, wie er in eine Hocke sank und smirking an den verwesenden Undead vor ihm. Die Kugel wurde getreten und Johann nahm einen flüchtig blickenden Schlag von einer der Mamas. "nur ein Kratzer," dachte er zu. Während die Masse anfing, hinunter die abschließenden 10 Sekunden zu zählen, ließ sich Johann sich entspannen. Einige Schmerzen u. Schmerz, aber im Vergleich zu alot anderer Spieler, hatte er seiner unharmed Karriere verhältnismäßig entgangen. Und dann hörte er sie. Von den Trainern, die Kasten der Schrei "kam, beschmutzen Sie ihn!! Zerhacken Sie den Knochen!!!". Johann verwirklichte seine grevious Störung - sein Trainer wollte nicht aus seiner Pension zahlen und wurde vorbereitet, zu allen möglichen Tiefen zu sinken, um sie zu vermeiden. Da die Aufladung des Zombies kam, zerquetschend unten auf seinem Schädel, Johanns war abschließender Gedanke, das Vaterland zu preisen, und dankt Nuffle für In der LageSEIN, am Sport der Könige teilzunehmen. RIP Johann. [ Anmerkung für irgendwelche Mitglieder der deutschen Schädlinge diesen Nachruf lesend: Entlassungsabfindung und Pensionen für abgehende Spieler sind nicht ein Recht, sind sie ein Privileg, das zu denen zugesprochen wird, denen über und über dem Anruf der Aufgabe hinaus durchführen Sie. Während Johanns letztes Spiel besonders gut war, war es nicht hervorragend, und der Trainer verordnete seine Nachfragen nach dem nicht annehmbaren Geld. Wenn Sie Geld wünschen, halten Sie zu spielen. Wenn Sie zu spielen halten möchten, erhalten Sie nicht verletzt. Zunächst! ] Und so dort haben wir es, nicht strived die erstaunliche Jahreszeit, welche die Deutschen hatten, für zuerst, aber sie behalten ihren Platz in den Konferenzen, die in Jahreszeit 10 einsteigen (Gerüchte von ihnen fallend zurück zu regionals scheinen, an diesem Punkt unbegründet zu sein) und Bau auf, was eine farily feste Jahreszeit 9 war. Klaus Von Crap, der weg unterzeichnet, und erinnern sich, wenn es nicht deutsch ist, es ist nicht porn. |
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DaemonicLazoth
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And in english please? |
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