Trif
Joined: Jun 10, 2004
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Jul 14, 2005 - 13:29 |
 
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what's the difference between an amazon blitzer and an orc blitzer?
well if you cant tell, i'm not surprised you have such bad luck with the ladies! |
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"no overgrown dog-monkey pulls an uzi on my family in the middle of a strip joint and gets away with it!"
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Captain1821
Joined: Jun 23, 2004
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Jul 28, 2005 - 11:10 |
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One huge Ogre and a small Halfling were on a small island, the only serviors from a sinked ship.
The island had only one tree with coconuts. For many days they were eating coconuts and drinking coconut milk to servive.
Without women for so many days they started to lose their minds because they had no sex.
So, the Halfling says to the Ogre: "Hey man, I'm so horny and I realy need a woman"
The Ogre replies: "Friend, I have the same problem".
Halfling: "why don't we help each other?"
Ogre: "Sure! Ok, you go first..."
So, the Ogre bents over and the Halflings goes behind him to do his stuff.
While the Halfling was having his pleasure, a big coconut falls from the tree on the Ogres head.
The Ogre screems: "AAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!"
and the Halfling replies: "Oh, did I hurt you baby?" |
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LindsayD
Joined: Aug 25, 2003
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Jul 28, 2005 - 11:51 |
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Three halflings are sat around a campfire swapping stories.
The first halfling says, "I'm so hard, I once played against Deathgerbil's Revenge, scored 5 TDs, got 5 CAS and the MVP, and all the girly Chaos Warriors were so afraid of me they started a petition that I'd never play aginst them again!"
The second halfling replies, "Huh, that's nothing. I'm so hard, I played Inkaprettatori completely naked, killed Busko's entire team with one block, wrote 'all Khemri coaches suck' on the pitch with all the spilled blood and entrails, then retired for a quiet evening of shagging Drakk Painhoove up the *rse."
The third halfling chuckled quietly, before silently continuing to stir the coals with his penis. |
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Nidas
Joined: Oct 28, 2003
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Aug 18, 2005 - 07:51 |
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Q: What is a one night stand?
A: A Halfling Line of Scrimmage in a late night game |
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