Skulll
Joined: Dec 08, 2005
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Jan 12, 2007 - 08:47 |
 
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Gobo Hamurai 1 (1/1/1) - Vulkan Tripples 3 (3/0/0)
(2+4+6) - (5+3) = 4pts
The trolls keep on standing still just because they feel kinda stupid. We must introduce them further to the ancient art of punishment. They will learn. Or die learning... And Kam Iik Azee will be studying more about the ways of the Kicking The Prone, to help him accomplish more than some worthless KOs. And more sacrifices to the Nuffle must be made, we must get over luck 50...
Nothing much to say, elves did what elves do and we had nothing to say 'about nothing with dodges failing, reallystupids failing, dp causing next to nothing and so on... And damn APO nurturing the dead back... |
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Skulll
Joined: Dec 08, 2005
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Jan 12, 2007 - 10:14 |
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Gobo Hamurai 1 (3/1/0) - Moonlight Loners 1 (1/0/0)
(6+4) - 1 = 9pts
The other troll understood the lesson of punishment and humbly kept hittin' the elves down. The other however understood it wrong and spent 3 quarters of the game meditating in the KO box. Now we must try to repair the misunderstandment with the ancient method of torture. He will be teached.
And the hamurai as whole must learn to take the ball into account when only 3 enemies remain. maybe. or perhaps not... We must carefully weight, the casualty or the win. Maybe the casualty after all... |
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Golgomoth
Joined: Aug 02, 2003
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Jan 12, 2007 - 17:13 |
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hmm the big return....not!
http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=1512187
Elf Insurance Brokers (2/0/0) 1 - 5 (1/0/1) High Elves Strike Back
A spokesorc for the Brokers said in the post match interview "Nufl needz sum inshewrants coz we iz cumin fo im"
2+2-1-3-5= -5pts |
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Golgomoth
Joined: Aug 02, 2003
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Jan 14, 2007 - 14:10 |
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The return of Ratticus....
Ratticus (5/1/0) 2 - 4 (0/0/0) Norwood Wingers
W
http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=1512287
Incredible really, in a match that saw Varanus finally hit 100 Cas, it was Ratticus' absence from the field for so long and lack of training that meant handling skills were not up to scratch...so many turnovers...
When approached by Jahin Windspear, the match journalist, for comments on his achievement and the team's return, Varanus promptly took his head and had Oxyranus appeal to the match referee to rule a slamdunk...
This was of course declined, thankfully Oxyranus gave the ref a head start before telling the big guy!
so...
2+2+2+2+2+4-5=9pts
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Re Shinning 3 (1/0/1) vs (0/0/0) 1 Ratticus
http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=1514193
Ever seen a Ratogre laying sniffling and spluttering, feeling sorry for himself? No? Then you should have been at this match....Virus? VIRUS my ass! They were all frigging hung over from Varanus party for hitting the 100 Cas mark in the previous match....
Embarrassing! The rats who were fit can have pride in how they performed, and the rest can be sure that should they not start pulling their weight....there will be casualties.
Cas - Make 'em or be 'em!
so...
-1-3-5-3 = -12!
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DMU and Proud!
EMU Season 4 Champion
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Zed
Joined: Jun 04, 2004
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Jan 15, 2007 - 10:59 |
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Zed
Joined: Jun 04, 2004
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Jan 15, 2007 - 11:16 |
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Zed
Joined: Jun 04, 2004
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Jan 15, 2007 - 11:30 |
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Golgomoth
Joined: Aug 02, 2003
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Jan 15, 2007 - 17:05 |
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Elf Insurance Underwriters SKULLS = 1
Punishment Delivers 2 (0/0/0) vs (2/1/0) 1 Elf Insurance Underwriters
http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=1513116
Da boyz wuz unapy tuh looz dis gaym. dem poyntees wuz tw speedee!
dat poyntee lyno wasisnaym (Hithsonrir Lightfoot...offers a journalist..) das it! Hifsunri lytfut! haz a wee litul problum now and e wunt be playin ehnee taym soon tho!
soz...
2+2+4-5 =3pts
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Schwartzwald 0 (0/0/0) vs (6/0/1) 3 Elf Insurance Underwriters
http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=1513285
Slamdunked! into retirement...
Duh boyz ewzd dayah fustrayshun frum duh uva gaym tuh dominayt .
Weez fort dat dem poyntees wuz avin fun coz dey kep lynin up fer uz tuh smak em abowt, tiz a shaym dat dey dunt fink dis gaym is fer dem enee mor!
dead elf:
http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=3810873
soz...
2+2+2+2+2+2+12+5+10= 39pts
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Darkly Dim 1 (0/1/0) vs (1/1/1) 2 Elf Insurance Underwriters
http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=1513411
Duh boyz showd duh poyntees dat anyfing dey cun do we cun tw! we iz all abowt playin duh borl, poyntees mey get demselfs urt wyl we is dooin it!
soz...
2+4+6+5-2 = 15pts
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Dragon Rojo 2 (1/0/0) vs (0/0/0) 0 Elf Insurance Underwriters
http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=1513531
un embahrusin gaym, duh ladz nevuh gut demsels goin....need mohr traynin....
soz...
-5-3-1 = -9pts
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Elf Insurance Underwriters 1 (1/0/0) vs (0/1/1) 2 Thudders
http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=1514719
anova embahrusmunt, we is finkin ov givin up dis lark if dis cuntinews....
-5-2-3+1 = -9pts
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Rat Catcher in Chief who runs with the Horde!
DMU and Proud!
EMU Season 4 Champion
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rondo
Joined: Nov 21, 2003
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Jan 15, 2007 - 19:31 |
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Sox
Joined: Aug 05, 2005
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Jan 16, 2007 - 15:17 |
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RagingGoblin
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Jan 16, 2007 - 16:11 |
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Emphasy
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Jan 16, 2007 - 21:32 |
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rondo
Joined: Nov 21, 2003
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Jan 17, 2007 - 07:29 |
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Skulll
Joined: Dec 08, 2005
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Jan 17, 2007 - 21:26 |
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Gobo Hamurai 1 (0/0/0) - Sciuropterus Volans 2 (2/0/1)
-5-3-2-3= -13 points
The most humiliating game of them all... Not even given a decent change for fouling... Must be too much sake, dodges were fainling in huge numbers again. Few decent dodges would've maybe given us a Td in the beginning of the second half, 'cause the elf scum threw some skulls and stuff... but no... And a succesful pickup would've given me one after a succesful landin in enemy territory... but no...
but zero elven casualties is the saddest thing here. No! Zero fouls is the saddest thing here... We wil now succumb in to deep meditation and perhaps we will cease to exist in this level of existence... or maybe we'll come back bigger and better... |
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rondo
Joined: Nov 21, 2003
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Jan 18, 2007 - 20:55 |
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Gnomes are trash
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