| Poll |
| Which team rocks the most? |
| Werewolves |
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11% |
[ 3 ] |
| Vampires |
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11% |
[ 3 ] |
| Ninjas |
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25% |
[ 7 ] |
| Pirates |
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33% |
[ 9 ] |
| Cyborgs |
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18% |
[ 5 ] |
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| Total Votes : 27 |
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Mr_Foulscumm
Joined: Mar 05, 2005
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 Posted:
Aug 05, 2009 - 17:00 |
 
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Plorg
Joined: May 08, 2005
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| Posted:
Aug 05, 2009 - 17:41 |
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The last three survivors: belshamharoth, Nicodemus1, Soulmask.
Each from an enemy clan, but desperately and temporarily allied,
they faced off against the new threat from the Zombie horde.
grgagga(ZV) and GzaZgaagaGarg(ZC) slowly shambled into the Arena.
With absolutely perfect opposing symmetry,
they took about 20 minutes ripping each other's limbs off
one by one, gnawing on them for a bit, then repeating until
both were flopping about and biting on the other's torso.
Eventually their movements ceased, but the others were
too busy to be entertained by this spectacle.
The voracious horde lurched about in a predictably scattered manner...
Gr_Zaarzgagg(ZV) successfully took a chunk out of Soulmask,
but the valiant Zombie was promptly decapitated by belshamharoth.
GagaGaraag(ZP) clearly wanted the post-Vampiric Graggraaggragaa(ZV) to die,
and vice versa! Both lunged and tore at each other in post-eternal vengeance.
RaggazGzaggar(ZP) took out GargararRagag(ZW) in proud Piratic fashion
while both were still processing the realization of the latter being a Zombie.
Grag(ZW) defiantly kicked the cube-wielding draconic statue itself!
As the cube angrily flickered with dark magicks, it seemed to make an amused ethereal shrug,
as if the defiler was completely justified in attacking the statue, just this once.
(The statue now has infinity-minus-1 HP.)
Gzaraa(ZN) and garggragz(ZN) stood and swayed in paralyzed confusion.
Their torments were ended by the cube's dark flames.
Likewise, Soulmask received a jolt to wake him from his stunned reverie.
Graza_Ragar(ZW) and ZarraZag(ZC) both stalked their prey.
They were both about to attack Nicodemus1, coming ever so close,
but a funny thing happened when they tried to shriek his name.
A curious ectophysiological footnote about Zombies:
When any Zombie attempts to pronounce the letter 'i',
the combination of laryngial constriction, sinus cavity superharmonics,
and weakened cohesion of their rotten flesh cause the decayed esophagus
to snap like rubber upward into the brainstem and colossum,
which is of course exactly the type of head trauma immediately fatal to Zombies.
With a muffled organic splulching sound and some fluids out the ears,
Graza_Ragar(ZW) sank lifelessly to the ground. At the same time,
the head attached to the torso of GzaZgaagaGarg(ZC) exploded as well.
ZarraZag(ZC) grinned and lunged, but was incinerated by a bolt of dark energy before his attack could land.
It seems none were able to pronounce "Nicodemus1", a name cursed to Zombie tongues.
Nicodemus1 then stomped on Graza_Ragar(ZW)'s head for good measure.
(players lists updated in first post) |
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belshamharoth
Joined: Jan 15, 2008
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| Posted:
Aug 05, 2009 - 17:52 |
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belshamharoth
Joined: Jan 15, 2008
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| Posted:
Aug 05, 2009 - 17:56 |
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do some players have a zombie coder cos takes me ages to work out what people are trying to say and i rarely get far into these big posts  |
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WindexChugger
Joined: Oct 06, 2008
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| Posted:
Aug 05, 2009 - 17:58 |
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AAR! ZAGGAA GARAGA ARGA!
Aggagg Zaargazg
Zaargazg: 1ZG (A gzagg...)
GARAGAS RARR RAG!! |
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Cribbleobblepie
Joined: Dec 15, 2006
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| Posted:
Aug 05, 2009 - 20:58 |
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I'll be honest, I'm lost, and am losing the will to follow anymore... |
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CircularLogic
Joined: Aug 22, 2003
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Aug 05, 2009 - 21:27 |
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I`m dead, but why my attack didn`t go through, I don`t get... |
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TheSpoonyBard
Joined: Aug 16, 2005
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| Posted:
Aug 05, 2009 - 21:32 |
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...okay, you can't seriously be saying that nicodemus1 is immune to zombie attacks because his name has a number in it. |
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Cribbleobblepie
Joined: Dec 15, 2006
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Aug 05, 2009 - 22:12 |
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Yep, another good reason for me to lose any desire to understand this 'surprise'. It's fun to werewolf again, just let me know when the next one starts!! |
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Plorg
Joined: May 08, 2005
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| Posted:
Aug 05, 2009 - 22:54 |
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| CircularLogic wrote: | | I`m dead, but why my attack didn`t go through, I don`t get... |
You attacked drbunny, but drbunny was voted into the Arena
with TheSpoonyBard where they killed each other.
As a spectator, your attack on an Arena combatant would not have gone through.
| TheSpoonyBard wrote: | | aggagg Gigagagaz1 |
The number '1' is correct. The letter 'i' is not Zombish.
| Cribbleobblepie wrote: | | Yep, another good reason for me to lose any desire to understand this 'surprise'. |
Lovely.
For what it's worth, you and DukeTyrion killed each other. |
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SillySod
Joined: Oct 10, 2006
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Aug 06, 2009 - 00:18 |
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I liked it, the format isnt perfect yet but its a good advance on the previous version.
I'll comment more once the game is done. |
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Cribbleobblepie
Joined: Dec 15, 2006
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Aug 06, 2009 - 00:45 |
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I realised I killed DukeTyrion, as I saw he'd voted for me. I thought I made it clear by adding 'Revenge is sweet' in zombie-ish after my attack. Nothing personal Plorg, just don't think the zombie thing is my bag. If everyone else loves it then I'm in the minority, so ignore me! |
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Nicodemus1
Joined: May 06, 2006
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Aug 06, 2009 - 01:23 |
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| Cribbleobblepie wrote: | | I realised I killed DukeTyrion, as I saw he'd voted for me. I thought I made it clear by adding 'Revenge is sweet' in zombie-ish after my attack. Nothing personal Plorg, just don't think the zombie thing is my bag. If everyone else loves it then I'm in the minority, so ignore me! |
2 major reason influenzed on tonights slaugter...
A) Very few players left once the first team (and 2nd) got eliminated.
B) Very few zombies realized that they lived and the ones that was alive got manhandled by low Zombieselfasteem and clumsy fingers on the Keyboard.
Fact is, that zombies from all factions could have killed us easily, had everyone known of the "surprize" and Soulmask being Offline is´nt awesome either.
I like the idea of substandard revival of deceased players... gives a second shot to the players killed on day 1 or 2...
And into the light he walks... dressed in his dark robes, carrying his shinobigatana unsheathed.
"Come on you undead scum! i´ll cut you to pieces!"  |
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Grod
Joined: Sep 30, 2003
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| Posted:
Aug 06, 2009 - 10:25 |
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Zrazz, aag zrazz! Zagag zaag... arrrrrrrr. Ga gza raa, aaa zagagz zzaarg gar gra agg garr aagz agzar azz, agzgaag az az zaggaaz. Graaza gag'g garr ga. Rag'z ga zraaggz?
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Aggag Gagagagaz1
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belshamharoth
Joined: Jan 15, 2008
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| Posted:
Aug 06, 2009 - 10:54 |
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i have soul on about 3 hps?
vote grod zombie |
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