AcheronStyx
Joined: Aug 02, 2003
|
 Posted:
Mar 13, 2004 - 17:59 |
 
|
When ambushed by Gargantuan bats, my level 1 monk screamed," Ahhh, they're in my hair! They're in my hair!" and then proceded to be lunch. |
|
|
Postie
Joined: Mar 06, 2004
|
| Posted:
Mar 15, 2004 - 15:33 |
|
Famous last words of my Thief:
No really i think were save here from the dragon
Or better after opening a door seeing how a really really old lich king revives himself by beeing so powerfull that he managed to pull himself back out of the death reanimating in this really pissed off UBER LEVEL 40(!!!!) lich king who is powerfull enough to destroy the world if he wants to and is able to summon dragons, after while he was busy i stole his magic books and staff run away again and close the door behind me saying:
I really hope this wooden door can stop a pissed off lich king..... |
|
|
Mordachai
Joined: Aug 02, 2003
|
| Posted:
Mar 15, 2004 - 15:49 |
|
My Ransard character (berserker) Sinken (approx. "slowpoke") in the swedish D&D equivalent Drakar och Demoner... after slowing the whole party down because of a severed leg (cut off by the knee) in Nidländska reningan (cleansing of Nidland)...
[right before charging forward in berserk (still with only one leg)]
Titta, en kattdemon - den va ful!!! Rraaaah!!!!
Translation: "Look, a catdemon - that one was ugly!!! Rraaaaah!!!!"
Got killed by the first blow... heh... |
_________________
"I love this show!!!" - Gir |
|
meshur
Joined: Feb 16, 2004
|
| Posted:
Mar 16, 2004 - 17:35 |
|
Call of Chtulhu - Several of my characters in the campaign Masks of Nyarlhotep
- What could be wrong with looking into the painting? Your just paranoid as usual! (got sucked into it and eaten by lizards 40 000 000 years back in time)
Next char
- What could EVER happen if i put on this mask? (got a good look at a great old one and died from insanity a few moments later)
Next char
- You'll never take me alive stinking coppers! (no they didnt)
Next Char
- Put the gun down, im your friend remember? (got shot in the chest by insane friend)
Fun campaign, i recommend it  |
|
|
jonis
Joined: Feb 26, 2004
|
| Posted:
Mar 16, 2004 - 17:38 |
|
hmm the last words of a skaven lineman (before becoming one of my zombs )
hey that golem doesn't look scary at all! i think i'll just throw a punch at him! (then duly proceeding to hit a skull, and i hit (4,5)+1 or sumthing like that and he was like kinda dead...  |
|
|
Darkwolf
Joined: Aug 02, 2003
|
| Posted:
Mar 16, 2004 - 17:57 |
|
Newby Thief with newly found wand of fireballs.
-"Hey I'll test this by tossing a fireball into this here well. I invoke the command word for the wand."
-DM calculates effect of firing a 10 x 10 ft fireball into a 3 x 15 ft well "uh.. I think you better make a saving throw."
- After a 1 on a d20 is rolled. "Shit, anyone got some paper and dice so I can make a new character?" |
_________________
Check out the latest Darkwolf "***Did you know?" in his bio! Each month, a new Darkwolf factoid!
http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=coachinfo&coach=768 |
|
ozjesting
Joined: Jan 27, 2004
|
| Posted:
Mar 19, 2004 - 02:28 |
|
too many characters on too many computer RPGs..."I'll save the game (and 2 hours progress) after just ONE more "easy" fight" |
_________________
Say GO AWAY to CuddleBunny! |
|
Covertfun
Joined: Aug 02, 2003
|
| Posted:
Mar 19, 2004 - 03:17 |
|
ozjesting: argh... so so true... did you have to remind me? all the pain... THE PAIN! |
|
|
|
|
Gnome Roster - how a...
Search
