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PainState



Joined: Apr 04, 2007

Post   Posted: Mar 17, 2016 - 16:41 Reply with quote Back to top

Sigmar1 wrote:
Holy Christ, in the bottom half of the Brass Lantern, my 2170 Chaos team is both the lightest TV team AND THE LEAST BASHY.

Oh dear.


Brass Lantern is stout, that is for sure. Quality teams on both sides of the bracket will make this very interesting.

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PainState



Joined: Apr 04, 2007

Post   Posted: Mar 17, 2016 - 16:44 Reply with quote Back to top

Finally!!!

A UI match to spec, it should be a good one.

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TheSpydyr



Joined: Dec 11, 2013

Post   Posted: Mar 17, 2016 - 16:48 Reply with quote Back to top

Pickers Challenge Round #1 Entry Card

5pt: Watchmen Philosophy
4pt: High and Mighty Low
3pt: Hellbound Charioteers
2pt: Annoyingly Green Armada
1pt: Agility Monsters

Survivor Pool pick: Thracin Heroes

Speculation Bets

#1 How many Touchdowns will be scored in the 8 matches? 10 pts: 28 (B)

#2 How many total CAS will be recorded in the 8 matches? 5 pts: 36 (D)

A: 0-24
B: 25-30
C: 31-34
D: 35-39
E: 40+

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the_Sage



Joined: Jan 13, 2011

Post   Posted: Mar 17, 2016 - 17:25 Reply with quote Back to top

TheSpydyr wrote:

4pt: High and Mighty Low


Oi! Wots with those gits Malmir? Buncha wannabes.

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PainState



Joined: Apr 04, 2007

Post   Posted: Mar 17, 2016 - 17:32 Reply with quote Back to top

** Milford from the UI Dark Side **

Oh my FUMBBL fans the Excellence fans are dazed and confused at the end of the match which sent their team packing with a round #1 exit.

WHy, WHY? They shake their fists at the heavens!!!!!

After the match I got a few words in with coach Battlelore

"Coach strange last turn there."

"Well, that is what happens when you botch a 2DB and roll double skulls and that just sets up a chain reaction of FAEL."

"Well, why direct your players to block in that situation, when it is not critical?"

"Well, you give me to much credit Milford. You think I actually can control these maniacs who play for me? I just point and say kill and they do the rest."

"Lets talk about that last sequence of events. A hand off and then a pass? Why not just go for the 3+ Pass instead of the extra roll?"

Battlelore looks at Milford with a sideways glance

"Dude, you are way over thinking this man. I just told you I HAVE NO CONTROL OVER WHAT MY PIXELS DO. I just hope it all comes up aces and move on. Now get out of my way."

Coach shoves Milford, Milford staggers back and hits Hulk Hogan in the back of the head as he was sitting there in front of his locker, reflecting, contemplating and plotting his revenge. Hogan is enraged!!!!

He grabs his metal folding chair and proceeds to smash Milford over the head with it. Sends Milford staggering across the locker room.

Milford dazed and confused stumbles and staggers for his life out of the locker room



Ecellence of Execution goes down in the opening round

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Bazakastine



Joined: Mar 21, 2014

Post   Posted: Mar 17, 2016 - 17:37 Reply with quote Back to top

5pt: Crossdressers
4pt: Passing Chaos
3pt: Hellbound Charioteers
2pt: Pro Fail Elves
1pt: Uusiverkulho

Survivor Pool pick: Caledorian Guard

Speculation Bets

#1 How many Touchdowns will be scored in the 8 matches? 10 pts: 24

#2 How many total CAS will be recorded in the 8 matches? 5 pts: C
Reisender



Joined: Sep 29, 2007

Post   Posted: Mar 17, 2016 - 18:07 Reply with quote Back to top

Stinging Police vs Rata Blanca will start at 20:30 tonight. Another matchup that both teams are not happy about. This UI is packed, folks.
Spence



Joined: Dec 05, 2012

Post   Posted: Mar 17, 2016 - 18:17 Reply with quote Back to top

Pickers Challenge Round #1 Entry Card

5pt: Onore e Gloria
4pt: Uusiverkulho
3pt: Pro Fail Elves
2pt: Passing Chaos
1pt: High and Mighty Low

Survivor Pool pick: Caledorian Guard

Speculation Bets

#1 How many Touchdowns will be scored in the 8 matches? 21

#2 How many total CAS will be recorded in the 8 matches? D
PainState



Joined: Apr 04, 2007

Post   Posted: Mar 17, 2016 - 18:19 Reply with quote Back to top

Reisender wrote:
This UI is packed, folks.


Now that I have had some time to really go through each of the qualifier groups.

I have to say this might be the strongest "field" we have ever scene in a FUMBBL major.

UI XII might go down as one of the best Majors ever if it lives up to the hype.

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Diddyboy



Joined: Dec 29, 2007

Post   Posted: Mar 17, 2016 - 18:34 Reply with quote Back to top

We have already seen some early upsets in Crimson Lantern! I thought for sure that Excellence of Execution would stomp right thru that qualifier. But Orkoholics used the boot well in the first half and managed to hold on in the second for a solid 1-0 win
Diddyboy



Joined: Dec 29, 2007

Post   Posted: Mar 17, 2016 - 18:58 Reply with quote Back to top

Boys in the Hoods vs Lame to Fame is about to start
JellyBelly



Joined: Jul 08, 2009

Post   Posted: Mar 17, 2016 - 19:15 Reply with quote Back to top

Reisender wrote:
Stinging Police vs Rata Blanca will start at 20:30 tonight. Another matchup that both teams are not happy about. This UI is packed, folks.


No-one's got an easy first-round game (except my R1 opponent Wink )

It's a shark-fest!! Surprised

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cedric19



Joined: Jul 04, 2011

Post   Posted: Mar 17, 2016 - 23:03 Reply with quote Back to top

My Humans best Player, called brother nuffle, did all to help me dicing out the Space Tails... Shocked
Dhaktokh



Joined: Sep 16, 2006

Post   Posted: Mar 17, 2016 - 23:13 Reply with quote Back to top

Crossdressers manages to pull off a win vs Wreckage´s slannish ballsteal-armada. All thanks to the legend krox that snaked in a VERY bad moment in OT after the toads had recieved. Great game Wreck!

And oh, thanks for voting on the girls. Very Happy
PainState



Joined: Apr 04, 2007

Post   Posted: Mar 17, 2016 - 23:17 Reply with quote Back to top

cedric19 wrote:
My Humans best Player, called brother nuffle, did all to help me dicing out the Space Tails... Shocked


The Blood Sea Buccaneers salute you, good sir.

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