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Arktoris



Joined: Feb 16, 2004

Post   Posted: Jun 26, 2016 - 07:11 Reply with quote Back to top

karate skill: when injured, leaves no bloodstain on the pitch. For karate men only bruise on the inside.

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DarthPhysicist



Joined: Jun 14, 2015

Post   Posted: Jun 26, 2016 - 07:27 Reply with quote Back to top

Chuck Norris counters Claw with his chest hair, giving him AV 10.

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fidius



Joined: Jun 17, 2011

Post   Posted: Jun 26, 2016 - 07:45 Reply with quote Back to top

When Chuck Norris hits the pitch, pitch's armour is auto-broken, roll for injury. If stunned, flip board. If KO, square becomes unusable. If BH, square and 8 adjacent squares become unusable. If SI, half becomes unusable. If KI, board becomes unusable. Place Chuck in usable square of his choice. If no squares are usable, Chuck wins.
Roland



Joined: May 12, 2004

Post   Posted: Jun 26, 2016 - 08:29 Reply with quote Back to top

Does the player also automatically gets "no hands"? Laughing
Wolfwerty33



Joined: Jun 23, 2016

Post   Posted: Jun 26, 2016 - 09:54 Reply with quote Back to top

Chuck norris:
Star player.
Inducement cost: oo (infinity)
Chuck Norris does not need a statline. During his turn, he may move to anywhere on the pitch and block twice. Both blocks result in the instant death of the blockees.
Shakall



Joined: Feb 15, 2005

Post   Posted: Jun 26, 2016 - 10:41 Reply with quote Back to top

What happened to that funny thread with action hero players?
DarthPhysicist



Joined: Jun 14, 2015

Post   Posted: Jun 26, 2016 - 16:01 Reply with quote Back to top

fidius wrote:
When Chuck Norris hits the pitch, pitch's armour is auto-broken, roll for injury. If stunned, flip board. If KO, square becomes unusable. If BH, square and 8 adjacent squares become unusable. If SI, half becomes unusable. If KI, board becomes unusable. Place Chuck in usable square of his choice. If no squares are usable, Chuck wins.

LOL

Perfect.
Lorebass



Joined: Jun 25, 2010

Post   Posted: Jun 26, 2016 - 16:49
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WhatBall wrote:
Chuck Norris is the only player than can use AG6 on a pass.


Pfft, doesn't matter when the guy's dice have faces numbered 6-11
DarthPhysicist



Joined: Jun 14, 2015

Post   Posted: Jun 26, 2016 - 16:54 Reply with quote Back to top

On an injury roll of 22 against an opponent, Chuck Norris is engulfed in flame and divides into 2 Chuck Norris's who immediately begin a fight to the death. All other players are instantly dead.

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Bloodfeast



Joined: Sep 02, 2009

Post   Posted: Jun 26, 2016 - 16:58 Reply with quote Back to top

Would it not be better suited if it was called judo or jui-jutsu? Either way I dont like the idea Sad
DarthPhysicist



Joined: Jun 14, 2015

Post   Posted: Jun 26, 2016 - 17:00 Reply with quote Back to top

Bloodfeast wrote:
Would it not be better suited if it was called judo or jui-jutsu? Either way I dont like the idea Sad


I think most of us have moved on from any serious consideration and are just opining on the awesomeness of Chuck Norris.
Bloodfeast



Joined: Sep 02, 2009

Post   Posted: Jun 28, 2016 - 09:01 Reply with quote Back to top

Well, personally I Think that topic is as obvious as there was a yesterday..... Wink
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