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PainState



Joined: Apr 04, 2007

Post   Posted: Sep 20, 2016 - 21:23 Reply with quote Back to top

The Titans with their new found Knowledge actually find Pembroke on the map and navigate themselves to the stadium.

They plop down in the dug out and start drinking heavily.

The fans arrive and they look over the pitch and see a group of dark elves over there. Man, we hate drak elves. They be clever and devious, the Titans are on edge, they stall the ref for kick off so they can come up with a plan and drink more beer.


Titans perform a perfect 8 turn stall in the first half to take the 1-0 lead.
Darkies, oh, those dastardly elves slip past us to tie it up.

Turn 4. The climatic moment of the match. Tied 1-1, Titans have a 2 man advantage. Blow off the LOS and send darkies to the RIP BIN!!!! 4 man advantage.

cliff note version of the final 4 turns

Snotlings cannot pick up the ball...darkies keep rolling double 1's. Darkies brain lock on Turn 8 and the Titans run to the hills with a tie at a full sprint.

A tie! what in the hell is a tie?

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later that night in the Beacons the Titans arrive back home. Sit around and reflect, contemplate and digest what just happened in round #2. After 4 kegs of beer there is a concept that has them confused, what is a TIE? Total team stupefaction happens as the ogres minds are blown.

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PainState



Joined: Apr 04, 2007

Post   Posted: Sep 20, 2016 - 21:29 Reply with quote Back to top

I would like to point out at the time of this post the Titans are in first place of Group #3 of the OCO.

Very Happy Shocked Laughing Rolling Eyes Razz Mad


Well that did not last long...10 minutes later they drop to second.

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straume



Joined: Dec 01, 2003

Post   Posted: Sep 20, 2016 - 22:52 Reply with quote Back to top

Loving the updates, Painstate. Nice work Very Happy
m0gw41



Joined: Jun 12, 2012

Post   Posted: Sep 20, 2016 - 23:09 Reply with quote Back to top

PainState wrote:
I would like to point out at the time of this post the Titans are in first place of Group #3 of the OCO.


Halfings also top of group 1 (for the next few minutes at least).

Stunties taking over the NAF!

Check out this game for top quality carnage

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Purplegoo



Joined: Mar 23, 2006

Post   Posted: Sep 21, 2016 - 08:55 Reply with quote Back to top

More of this, please chaps. Smile

Week two Wednesday, you should have made contact and be well along organising by now!
Purplegoo



Joined: Mar 23, 2006

Post   Posted: Sep 23, 2016 - 08:11 Reply with quote Back to top

Friday again! If you're struggling, let your admin know.
PainState



Joined: Apr 04, 2007

Post   Posted: Sep 23, 2016 - 20:26 Reply with quote Back to top

Brecon Beacon Titans are hanging out in some god forsaken hamlet in the middle of the Beacons, population 19. They are hanging out at the local sports bar, in fact the only sports bar found in the beacons. They have made camp at the bar and actually live inside the sports bar, much to the dismay of the owner and his family.

They are watching all the latest updates and games from the OCO. They have come up with a awesome idea. If they watch enough Blood Bowl on the tele maybe they can figure out what they should be doing. Just in case a heavy fist and boot is not enough to win this mind boggling game.

Titans are getting mad now, droped to 3rd place in the standings. They where about to destroy the bar in rage but the owner calmed them down and pointed out if they destroy his establishment they would no longer be able to watch Blood Bowl.

Titans go across the street and destroy the cobblers building instead. Now the cobbler and his wife are living with the Titans inside the sports bar because their business and home was just destroyed.

The Ogres put on a good "face" but they are a little, just a little, sorry for destroying his home. So they let the cobbler buy beer on their tab at the bar.

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Purplegoo



Joined: Mar 23, 2006

Post   Posted: Sep 25, 2016 - 18:06 Reply with quote Back to top

A little over a day left. If you've not PM'd your staff member and you're not looking good to play, make sure you do!
Purplegoo



Joined: Mar 23, 2006

Post   Posted: Sep 26, 2016 - 19:41 Reply with quote Back to top

Things are progressing really nicely, and we'll soon (about 2 and a bit hours from now) be entering round 3. Group PM below!

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Hi gang.

Round 2 of the OWO has seen some excellent Blood Bowl and some even better scheduling! Two of the three groups are already in round 3, and the other will join it in a little over a couple of hours this evening. Keep up the furious pace and the high quality!

Round 3 ends the same time next week, 22:00 BBtime on Monday, Oct. 3.

Cheers,

Phil / Goo.
Purplegoo



Joined: Mar 23, 2006

Post   Posted: Sep 28, 2016 - 08:47 Reply with quote Back to top

You know the drill by now. You should have game three contact!
PainState



Joined: Apr 04, 2007

Post   Posted: Sep 29, 2016 - 15:39 Reply with quote Back to top

The Titans have left the comfy confines of the Beacons and are headed to some god forsaken back water village in Wales. They groan and moan when they find out they have to take on some necromantic scumm that most likely has freshly risen from the dead.

It is just really messy when you pile on a fresh zombie who was just killed a few days earlier. All the maggots, nasty blood and rotting flesh that goes flying when they lay out a perfect Pile On.

Titans will bring two uniforms for the match so they can switch to a fresh jerseys and pants for the second half. This is going to be a bloody mess of a match.

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PainState



Joined: Apr 04, 2007

Post   Posted: Sep 29, 2016 - 15:40 Reply with quote Back to top

A thought to ponder?

How long does it take a zombie to turn into a skeleton?

Titans have no clue and are on the verge of discombobulation just thinking about this mind bending question.

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Purplegoo



Joined: Mar 23, 2006

Post   Posted: Sep 30, 2016 - 08:05 Reply with quote Back to top

It's Friday! I hope you're all organised..?
PainState



Joined: Apr 04, 2007

Post   Posted: Sep 30, 2016 - 15:53 Reply with quote Back to top

Titans take the field for the third round. They sit in their dug out drinking beer and wondering where did all our fans go? They give them 10 minutes to come back, the ref is yelling that it is time to kick off and get your butts out of the dug out.

Titans stagger onto the pitch, look across the LOS at the slobbering undead zombies and are a little leery of those werewolfs.

Titans blow off the LOS... DESTRUCTION IS LAID UPON THEM

Titans take control of the match from the opening kick and do not let up, besides that one hick up at the start of the second half. The necro scumm threw in the towel when both wolves hit the SI box on the same turn. Their necromancer went insane in his dug out. Throwing trash cans, screaming to the heavens and cursing NUFFLES name and then in a fit of rage he cast a death spell on his zombies in the dug out and un animated them and starting kicking their dead corpses.

Needless to say the Titans are very pleased as they head back to the Beacons. The new question of the day is how do you roll higher than a 4 on the FF roll to start a match.....Perplextion takes over the team on the way home.

**Foot note**
Titans would have won 2-0 but on T16 our ogre sitting on the endline bone headed. He was very confused on why the fans where yelling at him to score, fast, the game is almost over.

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ArrestedDevelopment



Joined: Sep 14, 2015

Post   Posted: Sep 30, 2016 - 17:24 Reply with quote Back to top

Haha, Painstate, I said in spec chat you were gonna fail that!

For 2-0, I woulda scored t7 with no rerolls Wink hell, I'd even do it at 0-0.

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