JellyBelly
Joined: Jul 08, 2009
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Dec 28, 2017 - 13:14 |
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I'd like to submit this team to the Blackbox Rehab:
Nice Gnawing You
They won a Black Box Brawl about 10 games ago, when they were at the height of their powers (sporting a natural 1-turner, ST4 AG4 Blitzer, ST3 AG5 Gutter Runner).
Since then, however, Nuffle hasn't been kind, and they've taken quite a nose-dive, averaging about 3 perms per game. Now the 1-turner and ST3 GR are both dead and they are down to only 6 players left and only 1 Gutter! Can they be saved?! :O |
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ramchop
Joined: Oct 12, 2013
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JellyBelly wrote: | I'd like to submit this team to the Blackbox Rehab:
Nice Gnawing You
Can they be saved?! :O |
tv1310? That is not broken or sick. Bunch of hyperchondriacs.
Rehab is for the truly needy. Tv <950 who may otherwise struggle to get any game at all. |
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JellyBelly
Joined: Jul 08, 2009
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Dec 28, 2017 - 23:56 |
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6 players, ramchop. 6 players!!
For the love of Nuffle! |
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ArrestedDevelopment
Joined: Sep 14, 2015
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Dec 28, 2017 - 23:59 |
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Yeah but you'll get drawn in a normal draw!
There's plenty of teams around your tv, even old ones. Hell, I'll name one off the top of my head - smallkosp.
What? |
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JellyBelly
Joined: Jul 08, 2009
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Dec 29, 2017 - 03:23 |
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@AD: don't worry, they've wasted a bunch of TV on a load of Claw, which is useless against Skaven. Should be easy ... right? |
_________________ "Opinions are like arseholes, everybody's got them and they all stink." - The protagonist, Fallout 2
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razmus
Joined: Jun 23, 2017
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Dec 29, 2017 - 04:40 |
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(I was just thinking that JellyBelly's broken and damaged team is worth more than all but one of my teams, and could beat any of 'em with one blitzer tied behind 'is back.) |
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JellyBelly
Joined: Jul 08, 2009
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Dec 29, 2017 - 11:50 |
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Don't worry razmus, you'll have a better team than that after a couple of seasons in SLA |
_________________ "Opinions are like arseholes, everybody's got them and they all stink." - The protagonist, Fallout 2
"Go for the eyes, Boo! Go for the eyes!!" |
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ramchop
Joined: Oct 12, 2013
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On with the daily grind of fling remediation. A thankless job but someone's got to do it.
GensBons. Before 960k, After 1100k.
"DoctAAR LectARR" - ArrestedDevelopment |
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ramchop
Joined: Oct 12, 2013
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The fling epidemic continues. This one wasn't damaged, in 2 games never suffered more than a badly hurt, yet still it seeks help.
Dirty Bakers Dozen. Before 940k, After 960k.
It seems tough love is drawing in flings from all over the Box. Bunch of masochists the lot of them. So we'll try a new treatment regime, Stonefish has been retired. |
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ramchop
Joined: Oct 12, 2013
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New Years Eve, and after a quiet morning when the clinic remained open for hours with no patients, things got busy as night approached.
First up a battered Ogre team was waved through. Finally something big to treat. Except there was no big guy, only snotlings.
Surprise, Not. Before 880k, After 1000k.
Next Khemri, who seemed more adept at elf-therapy than Dr Box Bottom Feeder. Maybe we should revert to the tough love model.
Four Pillars. Before 930k, After 1020k. |
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ramchop
Joined: Oct 12, 2013
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A busy couple of days for the good Doctor. First up... not those bloody dirty hobbits again! But Dr Box Bottom Feeder has a good heart, and so saw to these rehab addicts... to be honest he felt a little guilty after their second visit when they became the first patient to ever walk away worse off.
[JSBBT] Dirty Hobbits Before 960k, After 980k
So it seemed that switching from tough love to elf-therapy wasn't keeping the Halflings away after all. Until...
Salt Lake Sexy Before 930k, After 930k
...not quite a success. I blame the frugal. Donations of any more than the pitiful 10k would have surely seen the girls float to the surface. Looking forward to a repeat visit.
6 Feet Underworld Before 880k, After 890k.
Not broken, just born that way. What's that? That was a mighty fine treatment. How are they still down this deep? Weighed down by tonnes of coin by the looks.
And some recognition for the good Doctor:
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ramchop
Joined: Oct 12, 2013
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Somebody save the poor broken Nurgle! Look what happened to the dearies in their first Box Trophy game
This called for the doors of the rehabilitation centre to reopen for a new season. Dr Box Bottom Feeder on the case.
[BT 18_19] Out of my way Before 830k, After 1030k
TV gain +200k - 2nd best result ever for the good doctor.
The beauty of healing. |
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SpecialOne
Joined: Oct 17, 2005
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Oct 14, 2018 - 00:17 |
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ramchop
Joined: Oct 12, 2013
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The Slippery Sods indeed knocked on the clinic door. The door was opened and the downtrodden underworld were beckoned to enter.
However, a brutish oaf, pushed the sods out of the way and stormed in demanding treatment. They were big, they were healthy,they were not in need, but the good doctor is not one to turn someone away.
[BT2] Awaken Before 1170k, After 1380k.
Box Bottom Feeders Before 890k, After 690k.
The clinic is in need of repair |
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Chivite
Joined: Sep 04, 2017
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Oct 14, 2018 - 03:20 |
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We did not want to take the spot of someone sick, you got the Awaken fully awake...and hungry. The coach apologizes and brings back what seems to be 3 arms, 2 ears and something that still bleeds...barelly chewed. Hopefully you can do something with that |
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