MrMojo
Joined: Apr 17, 2004
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Nov 19, 2004 - 08:25 |
 
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Gentlemen, and the few ladies around, I have a sad, sad announcement to make:
I became the one thing I despise the most and would like to make a public apology for it.
Recently, just last night, I fouled. Fouling is a good, clean weapon when you use it carefully, but I didn't. I misused it. I did a terrible thing. I fouled an the 8th turn of the second round!
Before you judge me, let me give you the facts, then go right ahead.
This was my sixth game vs an orc team. And my sixth loss against an orc team. In a 12 game non winning streak, this hurts.
With the rationality of a baboon, I started a game right after I lost, against an orc team with +100 TR/TS. This was the initial mistake that lead to my agonizing realization that I had turned into a monster.
After some unlucky episodes, like losing my better werewolf and a ghoul, I started losing it. I was in a state of disarray, emotionally and spiritually, a wreck.
I started fouling mindlessly, in vain. That was my second mistake.
And then, turn 8 dawned and I had nothing to do to win. I had my zombies and Golems and a ghoul. I made a few blocks that unlucky for me, were successes. Then a pass to a zombie, which was also a success. Then came the moment of truth. And I failed myself miserably.
I didn't have the backbone to end the turn and thank my opponent for the game, no, I was childlike in my anger and frustration. I fouled. And to this moment, I loathe myself.
maxblb, I apologize for doing that.
After this, I need to rebuild my trust to myself and not do things that make me cry after hours laying awake in bed.
I shall overcome.
"I do not understand what I do. For what I want to do I do not do, but what I hate I do."
Romans 7:15 |
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Sinner
Joined: Aug 02, 2003
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Nov 19, 2004 - 08:51 |
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Wow, this really touches my heart. Even though there is no rule (*/me hits himself to remind him that this is not "the" fouling thread)...
You get my point. But cheer up, afaik maxblb he will understand and will pardon you for the crimes you did.
Go with Nuffle my son and do good work. |
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Mnemon
Joined: Aug 02, 2003
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Nov 19, 2004 - 08:59 |
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A sinner giving someone absolution? That's so symbolical. Or cynical. Your pick.
-Mnemon |
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Wombats
Joined: Oct 31, 2003
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Nov 19, 2004 - 09:28 |
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Undead have to suffer numerous lame useless players...what else are you going to do with them but foul them so they take their disgraceful useless corpses off the field alongside an opposing corpse? |
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Grod
Joined: Sep 30, 2003
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Nov 19, 2004 - 10:03 |
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Hopefully you killed one of his damned evil orcs with that foul of yours... |
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maxblb
Joined: Aug 02, 2003
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Nov 19, 2004 - 10:09 |
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Don't worry MrMojo,
I can excuse you.
I think the game was very frustrating for you.
I killed two of your players by normal block and one was a good one.
So for this time forget this event, and when you want the revenge I'll play
against your team.
See you
Max |
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MrMojo
Joined: Apr 17, 2004
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Nov 19, 2004 - 10:17 |
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Thank you. |
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nazerdemus
Joined: Nov 02, 2004
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Nov 19, 2004 - 11:06 |
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And it is written in the book , the great work of nuffle ,that on the 8th turn of the second half thou shalt not commit heinous acts upon the bodies of the fallen ,unless they do be Wardancers or Troll Slayers, upon who you must smite with fury and anger .
These are the words of the Guru and I but write them . |
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SnakeSanders
Joined: Aug 02, 2003
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Nov 19, 2004 - 15:22 |
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are you a Christian MrMojo?? |
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johan
Joined: Aug 02, 2003
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Nov 19, 2004 - 15:30 |
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| nazerdemus wrote: | And it is written in the book , the great work of nuffle ,that on the 8th turn of the second half thou shalt not commit heinous acts upon the bodies of the fallen ,unless they do be Wardancers or Troll Slayers, upon who you must smite with fury and anger .
These are the words of the Guru and I but write them . |
Heretic, blasphemer and schismatic!
I shalt smite you with great vengeance for omitting the unhallowed words of the Witch Elf from thine condemnations.
Mayst thine players turn to goats and thy rolls henceforth be only skulls, until the sixth and seventh match!
/johan |
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MrMojo
Joined: Apr 17, 2004
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Nov 19, 2004 - 15:49 |
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| browwnrob_ni wrote: | | are you a Christian MrMojo?? |
Actually yes, but still it seems even I can find a beast inside me. |
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SnakeSanders
Joined: Aug 02, 2003
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Nov 19, 2004 - 15:51 |
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im one too but i foul like wuhan well i used to!
Rob |
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Glomp
Joined: Jan 04, 2004
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Nov 19, 2004 - 19:53 |
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The boot shall set you free.
It's anti-whine defence anyway. If they spend the entire game moaning or try to cheat then you crush their team.
Teach these people a valuble lesson in manners. (not maxblb obviously) |
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BunnyPuncher
Joined: Aug 02, 2003
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Nov 19, 2004 - 20:02 |
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Never apologize for fouling.
Fouling is the only truly altruistic act one can make on the bloodbowl pitch.
Revel in it!
True bliss is acheived when you kill the same player twice in two turns.
Ummmmmmmmmmmmmm |
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SnakeSanders
Joined: Aug 02, 2003
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Nov 19, 2004 - 20:06 |
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i knew someone who killed the same player twice in one turn
Block = RIP, apo succeeds, foul = RIP = unhappy coach! |
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