thesquig
Joined: Apr 11, 2004
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Apr 14, 2005 - 20:51 |
 
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perhaps he likes to bite pretty maidens? |
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SnakeSanders
Joined: Aug 02, 2003
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Apr 14, 2005 - 21:14 |
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or his male teammates...  |
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DanTitan76
Joined: Nov 06, 2004
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Apr 14, 2005 - 21:27 |
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I will be a
4 3 3 9 Sprint, bonehead, Always Hungry, Teleport 2003/2004 (to any Tournament, but only valid for those years...) |
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Kyyberi
Joined: Nov 27, 2004
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Apr 14, 2005 - 21:50 |
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Well, I've played football (the one with the pigskin) as a receiver and cornerback/linebacker, so I guess my stats would be something like 7 3 3 8 Block, Catch, Sure Hands, OFAB. The stats are quite boring, but I'm a little stronger in build that usual receiver/catcher. And I don't have dodge, 'cos I like to hit people instead of dodging. That's what I did when I played as a receiver 
Oh, and that OFAB is Out for a Beer. After every td and at the start of the halfs throw d6. On a roll of 1, the player has gone to a pub for a beer and can't play on the next drive. |
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Sinner
Joined: Aug 02, 2003
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Apr 14, 2005 - 22:22 |
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| blizzt95 wrote: | | Dare I ask why you would have OFAB? |
Yes you may
No, actually OFAB does not origin in sucking blood, but stems from myself beeing able to eat at any time during the day (or night). Thus OFAB, as I may leave the pitch when hunger pains my stomach. |
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Hoodeddwarf
Joined: Feb 15, 2005
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Apr 14, 2005 - 22:31 |
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Assisstant coach - 6237 Accurate sure hands dodge, but that's not much good to anyone so i'd have been retired, and i'd like to think my team wouldn't have got rid of me completely |
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Malerun
Joined: Dec 03, 2003
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Apr 14, 2005 - 22:35 |
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Think I, normally a soccer player (Back or midfielder) would be something like:
7 3 2 9 Sprint, Thick Skull, Shadowing, Diving Tackle, Iron man, Morley's revenge
A little above speed, but tend to fall or lose the ball when sprinting. Normally strong, but not that agile. AV 9, Thick Skull and Iron man due never have been injured in 20 years of playing soccer, EVER. Shadowing and diving tackle because I normally play a defensive position and Morley's because I'm off my game due to too little practice.
All in all a solid below average football player |
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keggiemckill
Joined: Oct 07, 2004
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Apr 15, 2005 - 06:15 |
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| Sinner wrote: | well, I'd be 7 3 3 8 the starting human blitzer
probably dodge, Ofab and knuckledusters (to represent the Hockeystick I use to carry around with me. "real" Hockey, not on ice, not on skates  ).
Oh and a pair of niggles of course (knees, back) |
Where Im from, only girls play field hockey, and thats only the girls who can't skate. |
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keggiemckill
Joined: Oct 07, 2004
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Apr 15, 2005 - 06:25 |
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| Malerun wrote: | Think I, normally a soccer player (Back or midfielder) would be something like:
7 3 2 9 Sprint, Thick Skull, Shadowing, Diving Tackle, Iron man, Morley's revenge
Thick Skull and Iron man due never have been injured in 20 years of playing soccer, EVER. Shadowing and diving tackle because I normally play a defensive position and Morley's because I'm off my game due to too little practice.
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When is a soccer player going to have to need thick skull? LOL. When the bottles thrown by the fans comes flying in? Never been injured while playing soccer in 20 years? I don't meen to rain on your parade, but you can't say that soccer is close to BB. Only your goalie can pick up the ball. I can understand shadowing, the sprint, maybe even diving tackle, but AV 9, Iron Man, and thickskull? Some people think to highly of themselves. |
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DreadClaw
Joined: Nov 17, 2003
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Apr 15, 2005 - 19:37 |
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considering a human lineman is like... a bigass rugby player... i'd be..
5//2//3//6 really smart (Same as really stupid except i argue with the coach's directions on a 1-3 unless theres somebody large and intimidating next to me...dissuading me from it) |
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CC_Blood
Joined: Aug 02, 2003
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Apr 15, 2005 - 19:44 |
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6/6/6, dirty player. And "off for a drink". |
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Macavity
Joined: Nov 23, 2004
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Apr 15, 2005 - 19:45 |
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Quick, close the thread, Keggie is starting in on the differences between sports. We all know Kung Fu is the real Football!!!! |
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Kyyberi
Joined: Nov 27, 2004
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Apr 22, 2005 - 14:26 |
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BB-Pad
Joined: May 05, 2004
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Apr 22, 2005 - 14:42 |
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Hehe, I reckon I must be a wizard. You don't want to be anywhere near me when I crack off!  |
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xlars
Joined: May 12, 2004
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Apr 22, 2005 - 15:44 |
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I would be 2 4 3 8, Bighand, Pass, Accurate, Strong arm, Hail mary pass. ma 2 because my knee is totally f***ed (3 x surgery the last year) St 4 because im quite big 120 Kg. And the rest because I played Handball for 20 years, Im really good at throwing balls. Well Bighand because I 1 got large hands and 2 because of the adhesives used in handball.
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