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Poll
Are you Macavity?
I am Macavity
32%
 32%  [ 75 ]
Why did you do a poll?
67%
 67%  [ 159 ]
Total Votes : 234


Arktoris



Joined: Feb 16, 2004

Post   Posted: Aug 21, 2006 - 16:38 Reply with quote Back to top

This post is to inform all that the Hellbound Charioteers have died on the field...all of them…

Karl Logan, frenzied with madness and steel
Kul the Konquerer, battle standard of all that is true bloodbowl
Mad Marin, Minotaur juggernaut, Big Guy breaker!
Sordax and Shan ti lang, elflike skilled throwers, and hardcore heartrippers
Grak the Slavedriver, Flankguard, and Eric Longblades, fearless frontline linemen.
Joey DeMaio, Bringer of death to all those who play false bloodbowl
Lexin, always ready to slay and ride
Jorge Hellwind, mighty catcher and fearless fighter
Rhino, born to Hail and Kill
Maleed Rough Whisker, maker of one man drive TDs! Ruthless fouler.
Whiplash, payer of blood debts.

Whiplash, after enduring 36 March of Death games, finally rides home on an 8 man gang foul by the Drakwald Demented, coached by wibble. With the icy hand of death covering his eyes, the debt of blood has been paid.

The march of death began as the result of a mundane norse team sucking so bad they couldn’t beat any other team, except the Justified Enforcers who pursued them across the Old World seeking, but never succeeding, to regulate them. This losing streak came to a climax in the XFL norse tourney where the Charioteers took on another norse team 60TS weaker...and lost. The shame was so great, the whole team needed a true slaying to receive atonement.

The March of Death is the only time the Charioteers truly knew life; playing to the fullest extreme against impossible odds and still managing a few successes. They achieved one win, reduced an 11 man woodelf team to their numbers, and were even turned down by a vampire team who claimed they’d rip them to shreds…despite being only 3 norse strong.

Head Coach Mike would like to thank all the coaches who delivered on this quest to destruction:

Synn
Dadoz
GilGalad
Kremas
Berasta
amisnaru
diabl0658
Tophat
Oblitzamanger
sehou
cmcsporran
wibble


At this time, no one knows what has happened to the set of spiked brass chariots, or the coveted 13 heads stolen from their opponents. All that’s left is the memory of their captain’s words….

Joey DeMaio - “in our deaths, we shall live again. Hail and Kill!”

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Hail to Fierce! The latest charioteer to DIE for bloodbowl! - Slain, by Chingale!


Last edited by Arktoris on Jan 06, 2011 - 22:19; edited 4 times in total
Meech



Joined: Sep 15, 2005
Location: Maine USA

Post   Posted: Aug 23, 2006 - 16:03 Reply with quote Back to top

Arktoris, I wish I had a chance to help with the ride. Good for you for following through.

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Brad



Joined: May 16, 2005
Location: QLD Australia

Post   Posted: Aug 23, 2006 - 16:12 Reply with quote Back to top

Nice - Now they have been destroyed - next challenge to Redeem them into a full functioning squad? Starting with an awesome core of 4 Linos!

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Fabrizio



Joined: May 28, 2004

Post   Posted: Aug 23, 2006 - 17:50 Reply with quote Back to top

Why DID you do a poll? Laughing

EDIT: Oh, and RIP, all of em.

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Arktoris



Joined: Feb 16, 2004

Post   Posted: Aug 24, 2006 - 15:37 Reply with quote Back to top

I did a poll for Mac...he likes polls (in a heterosexual way)

I'm surprised your question isn't, "why are you "sounding" a book on death?".

Answer, cuz I'm a typo-making-fat-fingering-non-proof-reading-boneheading-m-instead-of-n-typing-crazy-KISS-jamming-fool!

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Hail to Fierce! The latest charioteer to DIE for bloodbowl! - Slain, by Chingale!
MrB



Joined: Jul 05, 2006
Location: Sheffield, UK

Post   Posted: Aug 24, 2006 - 15:38 Reply with quote Back to top

Almost half of the FUMBBL community are Macavity?
Gran



Joined: Jul 07, 2005
Location: Sweden

Post   Posted: Aug 24, 2006 - 15:47 Reply with quote Back to top

Good going norsemen!

MrB: Yupp. Just as you can catch Nurgle's Rot playing Rotters you can catch Macavity if you spend too much time in the forum...

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The trouble is that things *never* get better, they just stay the same, only more so.
-- (Terry Pratchett, Eric)

Today Is A Good Day For Someone Else To Die!
-- (Terry Pratchett, Feet of Clay)
Diabl0658



Joined: Oct 05, 2004

Post   Posted: Aug 24, 2006 - 16:01 Reply with quote Back to top

YOU SPELLED MY NAME WRONG!!!! THERE IS NO 'o' IN MY NAME

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JanMattys



Joined: Feb 29, 2004
Location: Bologna, Italy

Post   Posted: Aug 24, 2006 - 16:03 Reply with quote Back to top

Other bands play, Manowar kill.

...or get killed. Ah, well...

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Optihut



Joined: Dec 16, 2004

Post   Posted: Aug 24, 2006 - 16:06 Reply with quote Back to top

Hell yeah, it's still the damn best Band out there!
pac



Joined: Oct 03, 2005
Location: Europe

Post   Posted: Aug 24, 2006 - 16:06 Reply with quote Back to top

Arktoris wrote:
I'm surprised your question isn't, "why are you "sounding" a book on death?".

I <i>did</i> intend to ask that - but thought it would sound too pedantic … I recommend 'toll', or maybe 'knell'. Smile
Arktoris



Joined: Feb 16, 2004

Post   Posted: Aug 24, 2006 - 16:15 Reply with quote Back to top

JanMattys wrote:
Other bands play, Manowar kill.



It's what's going through my mind while I'm playing the norse! At mindmelting decibels!

The Hellbound Charioteers are inspired by the gang "Hell's Angels" and every sledge hammering song from Manowar.

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Hail to Fierce! The latest charioteer to DIE for bloodbowl! - Slain, by Chingale!
Oblitzamanger



Joined: Jan 31, 2006

Post   Posted: Sep 02, 2006 - 00:20 Reply with quote Back to top

I never knew this post existed, and I want to say "your welcome" for my killing Jorge Hellwind. I thouroughly enjoyed it, and he made a good Zombie for my Necros team (Graveyard Gnash). Unfortunately, his career has ended as the team was retired. But, his legend will always live on in my mind as the first player I ever ressurected. Thanks for the game and for the opportunity to test my Necromancer abilities. It takes someone with guts to let his team purposefully be killed and not use the apothecary, but then again, you are Arktoris...

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paulhicks wrote: I AM THE KING OF THE MONKEY PEOPLE AND I MUST SLAY THIS PRETENDER TO MY CROWN

That means you.
Idolen



Joined: Aug 02, 2003

Post   Posted: Aug 21, 2007 - 21:31 Reply with quote Back to top

Seems like they bounced back just fine.

"If you're not into metal, you are not my friend. HEAVY METAL....

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Arktoris



Joined: Feb 16, 2004

Post   Posted: Aug 21, 2007 - 21:51 Reply with quote Back to top

Idolen wrote:
Seems like they bounced back just fine.

"If you're not into metal, you are not my friend. HEAVY METAL....


Yep, and they've been bouncing up and down like a basketball ever since Smile

by the way, the song you've quoted was the first Manowar song I ever heard...and it hooked me ever since.

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Hail to Fierce! The latest charioteer to DIE for bloodbowl! - Slain, by Chingale!
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