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BudSpencer
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Chaos Chosen
Legend
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Record
280/98/227
Win Percentage
54%
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Legend
Dwarf
Record
239/93/108
Win Percentage
65%
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Super Star
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1333/513/901
Win Percentage
58%
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2009-10-18 20:27:25
27 votes, rating 4.1
New Record for Most Kills Inflicted in a Single Match
It was a nice sunny sunday afternoon when the Chaos team BavariaRules coached by BudSpencer and the Nurgle Rotters Smell of Rot coached by madvig faced each other for a Legend Smack semi-final. Noone dreamt of the history making events to come as the Chaos Team kicked off. Right from the beginning the Chaos Team complained that Highhoof, a sharp edged claw/rsc beast with AG4, was illegally doped to ST4, but the referee thought otherwise. However it seemed that the referee, guided by the all-knowing and cruel Nuffle, had his own mind about how the ongoing of this game will be and gave the Chaos Team a small hint, that he wasn't going to punish any fouls of them for this half. It was a lightning bolt which removed the only protecting player for Highhoof and cleared the way for the first significant foul of the game as the Smell of Rot just managed to stun Christian Ude on the line of scrimmage. Once again Nurgle thought otherwise and Highhoof got badly hurt just right from the blitz. But this was just the first injury of many to follow, especially inflicted by BavariaRules. The Smell of Rot was able to come away with an 1:0 lead, but were already heavily out-numbered by half time. At kick-off for second half the referee came with another surprise and pronounced that he is still not willing to punish any fouls by BavariaRules as their fans were screaming for more blood. The fans were pleased with more casualities and BavariaRules able to tie the game for overtime. For overtime the referee annouced that he had enough of the fouls, in particular because the Rotter Snookstomp got killed again and agin due to his regeneration abilities. This master of regenation seems to be immortal as he managed to regenerate from four inflicted deaths by the end of the game. Thus he was killed himself more often than the three other poor fellas of his team, making this a total of 7 (SEVEN) kills inflicted by BavariaRules. The coach BudSpencer would like to thank madvig for his sportsmanship and especially the immortal Snookstomp and his regeneration abilities for this great game. For those pawnsy pointy-eared ball-game coaches, the game ended 5:1 for BavariaRules, making them advance to the Smack final.
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Posted by Melmoth on 2009-10-18 21:28:57
*lol* Great;-)
Posted by Nemeton on 2009-10-18 23:22:51
I think you should consider editing your post into paragraphs to make it easier to read, right now I just looks big a messy!
Posted by CorporateSlave3 on 2009-10-19 04:22:39
Yeah...but over half the kills didn't stay dead! :p

4 on the same guy? Sounds like somebody got paid to take a fall (or four) for the record books... ;)
Posted by Kelkka on 2009-10-19 06:17:19
And 18 fouls in a single game. Could also be somesort of record!
Posted by Melmoth on 2009-10-19 08:50:54
Na, thats far from a record;-)
Posted by maysrill on 2009-10-19 14:05:59
Link the match if you're going to repost your match report.

I tracked it down and saw the 6/2/7 bloodbath, but it took some effort (effort = bad!) ;)
Posted by Mr_Foulscumm on 2009-10-19 14:23:12
seriously... is this Wall-of-Text month on Fumbbl? :/
Posted by Ravenmore on 2009-10-19 16:43:31
http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=2848489

^ The match

Just cuz its worth the Recordopedia Spluttanica, whats important in the WOT above:

Chaos team BavariaRules coached by BudSpencer and the Nurgle Rotters Smell of Rot coached by madvig
Legend Smack semi-final.

H1:
Get the ref.
Nurgle beastman Highhoof(Illegal drugs +ST, AG4, Claw RSC) got badly hurt just right from the blitz.
Rotters 1:0

H2:
GTR again
1:1, overtime

OT:

Rotter Snookstomp got killed again and agin due to his regeneration abilities.
Regenerated from four inflicted deaths by the end of the game.
Thus he was killed more often than the three other poor fellas of his team, making this a total of 7 (SEVEN) kills inflicted by BavariaRules.


5:1 for BavariaRules, making them advance to the Smack final.
Posted by Gran on 2009-10-20 01:32:41
Really cool. Grats!

And the prize you ask: A years supply of paragraphs!