This is a review for the first game for my ogres, hope you like it.

Game 1 .
As the mighty Orc Troll Bogothai failed in inflicting heavy damage upon the fair Ogre Sarah with his lumbering fists the ogres saw they're immediate chance, hiring that cross-dressing nancy ogre finally paid off! The duo of Gr'nash and Sarah lumbered the orc front line as Crabman and Trucker ran down the field as our undying leader Elvis saw a plan. He ran towards the unsuspecting Token and took him up cocked his arm way back and hammered him down the field, the shocked goblin began running as he saw the ball and managed to pick it up while the rest of the team went in to place so they wouldn't tackle the poor gobbo.

Now the gobbo only moments away from the goal was spotted by one of the shocked members of the orc team Hurk Clawgrip, in this incredible blitz by surprisingly agile ogres, managed to spot the little gobbo that has the ball. He ran towards the goblin and boy did he mean buisness, the cowarding goblin closed his eyes and held on real tight to the ball. "WHAM" The gobbo, amazed of being alive opened his eyes quickly and saw that the orc had merely managed to kick the ball he was holding, pushing him further towards victory! And while the orc defense was putting it self together they put up a real fight against the huge ogres and not so huge goblins. Then the grotty giggling goblin ran for the goal making the first score of the game , it is now 1-0 for the ogres.

The ogres set up for defense, knowing the orcs have had time to realize this surprsing strategy they'd be up to no good. And so the troll was told that it was in fact a male, not a female ogre and he quickly punched the poor cross-dresser Sarah to the green. The Orc blitzer Core Painkiller took the ball and the orcs decided on the ingenious cage tactic known to them since the beginning of Blood Bowl it self. As the ogres tried they're best to batter up the cage, it was in fact the ignored goblins who managed to pull they're cowardly selves together and beat up that orc blitzer and the ball went way out of bounds and the over enthusiastic side ogre cheerleader threw the ball long and far upon the field, far from any orc or goblin.

And so the agile ogre Crying Francis saw it was his time to shine he ran towards the unprotected ball and grabbed it as hard as he could (realizing later on his hand had been penetrated by one of the spikes) and ran with fellow ogre Trucker towards the other half of the field. And so the orcs started hitting hard on the remaining ogres, hammering with they're greatest might at the very keg sized heads of the ogres, two went off the field with concussions and many fell down by the lumbering orcs. "Damnation!" Screamed the coach as he gnawed upon his walking stick excited at the very concept of actually having a 2-0 overhand. "RUN CRYBABY!" yelled Elvis the team captain, crybaby being his nickname, as he continued holding back the orcs.

And run he did, focused verily on the goal at hand his mind didn't even wander for a moment at this vital chance of securing victory for his ogre team, the fight continued near the line of scrimmage and at the end of second half, he scored. "GOOOOOOOOOOOAAAL" Screamed the human announcer. "Well would you look at that, i wouldnt belief it if i wouldn't see the huge footprints of a 400kilo ogre running down the side of the field! Man thats gonna take a while for the astrograss to heal!" ...

After an inspiring speech by the coach he warned them to get cocky in the second half and loose they're hard earned focus accomplished by months of hard work and training. As the orcs pressed on in the first moments of the second half and managed to push but a few meters from the ogre's end zone the goblins using they're usual "The more the merrier" method beat up the rushing orc and managed to carry the ball a few squares. The orc's goblin ran down the field nervous as the orc coach had threatened to boil him alive for the team to eat as a punishment if they loose the game, he fell down, died of a heart attack due to overexertion and extreme fear of being boiled alive.

And so the Ogre goblin Token started running down the field once more he didn't see the bodily fluids left by the poor dead orc goblin on the astrograss and slipped, leaving the ball unprotected once more. And so the orcs saw they're chance at a goal. The Orc thrower Hurk Clawgrip lobbed the ball at the lineman Gridd Skullhack and he rushed towards the end zone, giving the orcs a 1-2 score.

As the remaining turns of the game involved bashing and the receiving ogre team trying they're best at throwing the goblins across the field but failing due to being very tired, they managed to keep the score as it is , winning they're first ever victory versus the legendary Orc team, Critical Power.

Thanks to DrMosh, a great and very fun coach for the match!
Upcoming more reviews of the exiting struggle for the top!
(sry about the length)