“SWL Season XIII - Channel BB Conference League - Round 3

Real close match this one. I expected to have a lot of trouble scoring (and I did), but even more trouble defending. Somehow though, the elven throwers managed to roll either 1s (if there was no re-roll available), or double 1s if there was a reroll) just at the critical points... like a 2+ pass, or a GFI (only when it mattered though).

Somehow, even after making some silly moves in the first drive, i managed to recover the ball, and prevent a the elves from scoring. Even came very close to a TD myself ... just needed a 3+ pickup, and a 3+ rerolled handoff in the last turn of the hald, and i might have made it. Seems that the girls weren't up to it though.

It was the second half where fool's bad luck really kicked in, every time there was a crucial roll. The rest of the time it was all pretty normal (in fact, he probably got a few extra pows, but near enough to average)... right when it mattered though, 1's a plenty.

Made it a real close match and Bone Krasha eventually managed to get the only TD of the match in turn 7.

------------------- Twahnlow Votes -------------------

3 pts - #12 Twahn
This fellow managed to make a right nuciance of himself, and probably is the only thing that stopped us getting a TD in the first half (well, that and the various bits of bad luck on fool's part). He just wouldn't fall over, even when it looked like he was going to stumble on the ball, he was actually kicking it into the crowd. Other than that, he spent the rest of the match making a general nuciance of himself, (not to mention inflicting 2 KOs on my poor orcs)

2 pts - #8 Oz Jesting
Well, if I thought Twahn was bad, Oz Jesting was just as much of a pain. With Blodge, Guard and Side Step, Oz continuously managed to put himself in irritating positions where it was going to be worse to hit him (on 2d) than just to leave him where he was... orcs don't like it when they aren't allowed to hit elves .. especially when they're standing right in front of them. And when the elves hit them instead, and knock them out ..... well, you don't want to be around when they wake up... Lucky for Oz, he was long gone before either of the KOed orcs came back.

1 pt - #14 Whitey
Well, I know these votes are supposed to be for outstanding performances, but a part of the deal we had with Whitey was that we'd give him some votes for the Twahnlows if he could manage to throw the game. We wanted to give him 3 points, but that might make the points panel a little too suspicious. since he only managed one completion (and that was in turn 16 when the game was already over).”