“A bit nervous about playing another Chaos team, Eleventeen prepared for the match to come. Glassjaw Gary missed yet another game with "pain and feelings of angst", but the rest of the team was ready to go.

The referee blew his whistle to start the game, but raging Thugs fans immediately forced him to eat his whistle, and hauled him off to the whipping tree. After a suitable replacement was found, the game proceeded.

Fingers Freddy stepped up with the ball, cutting between defenders. Over charged Gaurth the Minotaur, intent on twisting Freddy into a pretzel! As Gaurth hurled himself horns first, Freddy ducked and slid between Gaurth's legs, leaving him sprawled across the ground. Freddy dashed into the endzone to gain the quick 1-0 lead.

The following drive by the Spiteful Thugs was a slow, grinding affair. Two bull centaurs and Gaurth the tentacle flailing minotaur ground forward inexorably, but Eleventeen blitzers and linemen linked together to hold a fragile line together before the onslaught. The first half was whistled to a close with the Thugs painfully close to the goal line.

In the second half, another bonecrunching drive resulted in a touchdown for the Thugs. Then, with the score knotted at 1-1, the unthinkable happened! Murderous Thugs fans swarm on the field AGAIN, this time intent on wiping out Eleventeen! Eleventeen was left with just 7 players on the field, 3 of them face down in the mud. The rest of the game was no contest, with the Thugs pounding on Eleventeen mercilessly. In fact, at one point not a single Eleventeen player was left standing!

The final score of 2-1 was no surprise. Another hard match. No injuries resulted from this match, but there were numerous headaches.”