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Match Result · Ranked division
Match recorded on 2003-09-18 05:42:16
TV 1790k Dark Elf
2
Winnings 50k
Spectators
No change Dedicated Fans
Casualties 2/2/0
 
 
Human TV 1690k
2
40k Winnings
Spectators
Fanfactor No change
0/0/0 Casualties
Player Performances
 
 
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
#1
1
-
1
-
-
5
-
-
-
-
-
#3
-
2
-
-
-
2
-
-
-
-
-
#8
-
-
-
-
1
5
-
-
-
-
-
#12
-
-
1
-
-
2
-
-
-
-
-
#13
1
-
-
-
-
3
-
-
-
-
-
#14
-
-
1
-
-
2
-
-
-
-
-
TOTALS
2
2
3
-
1
19
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-
-
-
-
Yeah that blasted catcher Gary really scared my ass on the last drive. Dodging inumerable number of times through tackle zone, and on a sidenote two of them had tackle, and preceeded to lead his little self right in to my endzone. Talk about a scare, good show mate.:)
Player Performances
 
 
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
#1
-
2
-
-
-
2
-
-
-
-
-
#3
2
-
-
-
-
6
-
-
-
-
-
#13
-
-
-
-
1
5
-
-
-
-
-
#14
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
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TOTALS
2
2
-
-
1
13
-
-
-
-
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Eleventeen entered this match full strength, with the exception of the coach - who is suffering from a broken wrist while playing another archaic sport. Which sport? It has been described thus:

"Mass genocide is the most exhausting activity one can engage in, next to soccer." - Dogma

The Daughters of Caucophony kicked off to start the match. Thrower Bart Starwell collected the ball and gathered a protective pocket of linemen to hold off the Daughters. Fingers Freddy was badly hurt on the drive, but Gary got open in the endzone, and Kitzi and Ramu opened up a hole for Starwell to sprint through and complete the pass for a touchdown.

Eleventeen caught the Daughters on the wrong foot, and Taylor Twellman (in for Freddy) quickly sprinted into the backfield to gather the ball. Witch Elf Hamurabia flung Twellman aside and possessed the ball, and her counterpart Lauralanthas maneuvered downfield, looking for an opening. Three Eleventeen players knocked Lauralanthas down and Shadow kicked her right in the ribs, but she jumped right back up and kept going. Tquiri retuned the favor, dropping an elbow into Twellman's back, but the referee wasted no time sending her from the field. In the end, Lauralanthas couldn't quite get free, and the half ended.

The Daughters came out on fire in the second half, receiving the kick and blasting six Eleventeen players to the dirt on the first play! Recognizing the danger from the witch elves, Eleventeen triple covered each of them. This left Blitzer Leandegrants open for the equilizing touchdown pass.

The next drive, Eleventeen tried to set up a play to Thrum. Samson 'Slingshot' fumbled the ball trying to hook up with Thrum, and the Daughters rushed in to take advantage. Leandegrants rushed in and flipped the ball back toward her line. Thrum advanced in to claim the ball, massing blockers around him. A pair of skulls plagued the Daughters, and Thrum handed the ball to Glassjaw Gary (yes, somehow still not KO'd), who scored his second touchdown of the match.

On the next drive, the Daughters came out swinging again, this time cracking Edgar 'Bulldog' Davids' jaw. Again, the witch elves advanced in to look for a passing lane, and again they were triple teamed. This time, Lauralanthas slipped free, and caught the touchdown pass, bringing us to 2-2.

With time winding down, Eleventeen set up for a final touchdown attempt. Gary went deep for the pass, but was knocked over and quintuple(!) covered. Gary lept to his feet, and in an amazing display of agility danced passed all who opposed him to find himself wide open in the end zone. Samson wound up and hurled the ball... oh no! A horrible misthrow, ending up in the hands of a dark elf lineman! The final whistle saved the day, and left the game 2-2.

An even and well fought match all around.



 
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