“Well the ladz had a tough game today. It would seem Nuffle singled out Olgan and had him marked from the opening kickoff as the opposition pounded his pathetic carcass into the dust. Against all sane advice after the first clip across the ear from the opposition, Olgan staggered back onto the pitch and in truly heroic and disasterous fashion went down in a flurry of boots and fists again, this time staying where he lay.

With the precedent set, the rest of the lads lined up for a good ol' fashioned arse whooping with both Malgar and Grimgor resting up on ice for the rest of the week after copping some shocking tackles as well.

After a promising start in the majors, the lads have been put back on their heels a little and will spend the next game or two scouting for something a little less troublesome for the team apoth to attend to.

A harsh lesson in the realities of the game, but da coach is confident we'll bounce back soon.

Gratz to Michael_Warblade for the win. Once the lads were in the injury box he was home and with the weather going haywire in the second, he had it completely in the bag. Nice work.”